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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Hijack away.

Make a post that has no relevance whatsoever to the one above. How far can we get?

Game over when the "guiding rule" is broken. That said, continue regardless.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

The skins on my jacket potatos where yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If looks and personality make a good mix for swinging... then what do looks + personality+ sense of humour do....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mashes ya swede

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Crufts is a Championship Dog Show for, wait for it, dogs.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

day time meets ? is anyone doing it

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iam off out for my tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

18.45

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

just put some washing out and got bitten twice by mozzies....house works sucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gt5 comes out on the 2nd of november...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I said no.....but will they listen? oh no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a full moon tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and there we were with the handles sticking out

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

but my favourites were the gold ones

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Is it just me or is the beauty of an object subjective

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/10 19:12:00]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bananas dont grow on lamp posts....

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I am Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when people think I am an idiot... why open my mouth and confirm they are right

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

new years day is the 1st of january

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the cold winters chill rushed up my ass hole as I lent it backwards over the door step

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

does rimming require a ring of confidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

born to be wild

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

today matthew, i,m going to be a sparkplug ! ! ! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There there were just the three of us. Fried chicken went so much further in those days.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Axoloti have you ever seen one

lol that will get you all looking them up on the web.

cute aint they

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

my shoe size is 6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its green!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

chunky monkey or cookie dough?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I thunk therefore I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There she was just a walking down the street

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By *ast and modifiedCouple over a year ago

near glasgow

its only a 10 minute walk if you run it

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

would you rather be or a wasp

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve had enough, I`m outta here, its cliquey.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Oops upside ya head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And morning comes and you 're still with her....and the buses and tourists have gone... ... ...

Year of the Cat

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Tiger, tiger burning bright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't notice her teeth until I'd d*unk all the 'sparkling mineral water'from the glass on the bedside table!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That never happened in the good old days.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

If all brides are beautiful where do all the ugly wives come from

Steve

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By *undebigaryMan over a year ago

dundee

I got a job today.its only for 3 weeks tho.start on monday.its put me in a rite good mood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady Madonna

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

The Devil incarnate

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Back soon, just having apple pie and custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Typhoo put the T in Britain who put the c**t in Scunthorpe???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pork pies should have a crunchy hot water crust pastry

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman over a year ago

bangor

I happen to have the best birthday date ever!

6/9/69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hijack away.

Make a post that has no relevance whatsoever to the one above. How far can we get?

Game over when the "guiding rule" is broken. That said, continue regardless."

I believe the rule to have been broken about six posts back ......

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

where's nottsmale when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Sally met Harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then push the flesh through the incision and bobs your aunty

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

No one loves a smart arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one loves a smart arse"

Ugly women shouldn't be allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was only my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my cow?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

And at todays village fair, the misshapen vegetable competition was won by

Little Timothy Jones, aged 6 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

here ........is this it on one of our profile pics??

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

thats the last time we do that again in a hurry

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

someone likes newmillerdam lol

steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

old people should be killd at birth...

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

dragon"s den is on i 1 min

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor Doctor I need something for the wind.

You think I am going to say so he gave him a kite don't you ?

WRONG

Im going to say - So SHE gave HER a kite

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

my bucket has got a hole in it!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Benidorm double bill on the telly so we are outta here wooooo

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am signing off now - not for Benidorm but to put some clothes on and have a cup of tea.

See you .......... Wednesday I think.....

Maybe late tomorrow night

Tra x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No woman is an island

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

it was down the back of the sofa the whole time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New Miller Dam is one of the nicest spots in this country !! (great place for takin outdoor pics as well)

...

Get yerself down there Steve with your Zoe........will look forward to pervin yer pics

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Everest is the highest mountain on earth but not the furthest point from the centre of the earth which is Mt. Chimborazo in Ecuador.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have a dog called judy

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

French isn't my mother tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our Budgie drinks lager and eats curry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snow White and the seven......

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

is cricket a sport?

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

so did you ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Newmillerdam seen it done it and got the T shirt lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

is it wetter under water if you're there when it rains?

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By *oDownEasyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

Cucumbers..I'll leave it at that

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

If we start playing Rugby will we end up doing MFM

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

OMG! did you hear that????????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is the English answer to Haggis?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

what is the speed of light when measured in a Dyson?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hadrians wall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What Armada?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how come when you look in a mirror - your left hand is on the right hand side......so why arent you also upside down???

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

We had a general election?.......when?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers

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By *ummy mummyWoman over a year ago

southampton-ish

I will not put the heat on in August!!! I will not I say!!!!!!

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

sex is good for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having vanilla sex is like reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica backwards - tedious, dull and with a predictable outcome.... somnia!

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

is this a sex site?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

neopolitan is quite interesting ice cream

especially when in naples.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you see that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/10 22:54:01]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shins make an ideal tool for finding furniture in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

vegetarians are us

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Single men are like blackjacks.....two a penny

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Viagra works by reducing blood pressure

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By *lackboaWoman over a year ago

greenock

when's the next full moon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

words form the thread upon which we string our experiences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe it is not butter

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

the world moves through 1 degree every 4 Min's

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

no lattitude given there then

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

If things don't change they will stay as they are.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if one declares oneself a non-meat eater....

does this mean one have to give up blow jobs?

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

I like South Park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Toy Story monkey freaks me out!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Two rights do not make a wrong either....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what's your favourite cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate that stringy bit on green beans

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

medically, it is inadvisable for a constipated mathmatician to work it out with a pencil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i played golf at the belfry this weekend...... bad golf!!!!!!!!!

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By *ikeriderMan over a year ago

prestatyn

Earwigs...you've got a WHAT on your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rite!!

I CHALLENGE MUSHROOM TO A GAME OF "KARTING" ROUND THE RACE TRACK!!

only if im the STIG lol.

"SOME SAY" LOL

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By *unterslickCouple over a year ago

tullamore

beans beans good for your

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beans beans good for your "

Good for heart,,,more u eat um the more u FART!! lol

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By *unterslickCouple over a year ago

tullamore

it was not me it was me food

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

rumor has it that Princess Di used to go out wearing nothing but a coat to meet Hewitt and whats his face the ex Lions rugby captain...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Felt really sorry for all the cars stuck in a 10 mile traffic jam southbound on the A1 today - as we were zooming past them on the northbound carriageway

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

is it time to get back to the grind or shall we just grind away?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

are aardvarks' really hard or are they as soft as the proverbial pussycat, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I ate space dust yesterday! Apparently most Earth dust is made up of human skin and soil but space dust is just made up of popping candy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just love dancing, can't understand why more people don't do it. Especially at swingers clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just love dancing, can't understand why more people don't do it. Especially at swingers clubs."

er is it Because they are too busy shagging?

lol

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By *ixson-BallsMan over a year ago

Blackpool

if i cut down the tree in my front garden,will the world be a breath shorter??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really like Warehouse 13. It's like a funny Xfiles but with cute actors.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Lavender

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's another word for Thesaurus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

life is a series of misadventures

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

my new tattoo is now all crusty around the edge and flakey in the middle.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

An upturned glass bowl on a saucer of water in your garden makes an ideal Centre Parcs for ants.

For additional realism continuously spray water from a hose on it to simulate rain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pink is the new black

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Oh Bugger! Did I remember to get something out for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staying in,, is the new going out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snails in my cabbages..... Again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly in My Soup.....Again!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Many things are named after the sound they make, for example the cuckoo or the zip. I think N Dubz should start calling themselves 'Shit'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

forgot to put the new tax disc on my car this morning, 5am start, hardly surprising really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wibble"

wobble...lol

which is better???

ooooooooooo u know! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a man of Kent not a Kentish man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a man of Kent not a Kentish man"

Clark Kent??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The turnips are fruity this year

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

[Removed by poster at 01/09/10 13:22:13]

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Soup in my Flies... AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soup in my Flies... AGAIN

Dam! forget to add its a sunny day today..lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Red sky at night. Either the shepherd's are gonna be delighted or the chemical plant is on fire again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Challenge u to a game of street hockey!! i would mate..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pink strapless dress or green satin dress - which one do i choose

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

the sea is rough today - discuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the sea is rough today - discuss"

YES VERY ROUGH INDEED!! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just discovered a cure for bird flu!

Simply put a few drops of Lemsip into bird baths!*

*Note: use Night Nurse for Owls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I CHALLENGE ANYONE-TO A GAME OF :

LAWN MOWER RACING!! ....LOL

*note* must have a garden 1st..

LOL

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

cross contamination whats the point

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

just made a curry

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Am avoiding the Tony Blair - The Voyage thread like plague ridden rats avoid a burning sinking ship.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever felt the need to check if you're wearing your own underwear?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Have you seen the proposed layout for the new F1 track in Austin? Turn 1 looks dangerous...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Our garden has been a great place to see nude women sun bathing today

Steve

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Have u ever proved someone wrong and then attempted to make them eat their own words only to find the concept was too abstract?

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rite!!

I challenge any one to a game of:

Battle ships,,,or twister!!

*note* i want naked twister..

Battle ships or twister?

which is better??

only 1way to find out:

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something i dont understand.........Russian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

game of tiddlewinks anyone? x

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

congruity never injured a lopsided cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah"

Oh Go on! lol

let u2 win..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in the average life span of a male he will shave off over 8 metres of stubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"in the average life span of a male he will shave off over 8 metres of stubble

Good Lord!!

i could ride from lands end to jon-'o'groates on that....lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you turned the audio down and played a modern porno film backwards would there be much difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you turned the audio down and played a modern porno film backwards would there be much difference"

Er dunno not much!! lol lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I recently received a turtle neck jumper as a gift.

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered it was only made of wool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and that's why I always start sentences in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and the deaf vicar said only on a wednesday lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody has an ego. Mine's just bigger......

and better.

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By *andoras DreamCouple over a year ago

Swindon Area

September is the new summer

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cat shit makes me retch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I challenge anyone to a nice slow steady game of chess!

hows that? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

not shopping is the new shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not shopping is the new shopping"

Yeah i agree with u there matey,,,,fetch me sum lunch too..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anyone for monopoly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I decided fancy a game of sexy leapfrog? lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

whats that got to do with the price of fish??

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I just knew it would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiddlewinks anyone?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bubble wrap has soooooooooo many uses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The reign in Speign rises from the Ball Ticks

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

now do I bake them at gas mark 4 or 7 for 30 min?

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think my nail varish is just about dry now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pancakes were from Friday's Frying Fest

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

If Bananas are two apples to the pound, how much does an Orange cost?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs. Schilling was a twat in a hat

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dinner is nearly ready

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By *ertnbeckyCouple over a year ago

oldham

stop the world i wanna get off

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I feel like dancing naked in the rain...now i just need rain

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is only one thing more annoying than listeneing to a printer churning out large documents.... that's listening to two of the feckers!

I am sure if I had taken an E it would pass as a banging tune.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I challenge anyone to a game of let me think:

i know:

BATTLESHIPS!!

round 1 anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are more planets in the universe than there are grains of sand on the whole of the planet earth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leap-frog! anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

France is a beautiful country

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Who dares, wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faites vos jeux

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Are you being served?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will only say this once

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Life is but a dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

No one else playing?

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

and all this happened on a wet wednesday in surrey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What am about to say is need to know?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just been counting pollen.

So far I've found 6 on my desk, pretty high for this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im still in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

If you bend it back that far it will snap

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

and then the vicar who was hard of hearing anyway asked the entire school to prey

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

How dare you, young man

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

the sun will rise in the morning and set in the evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Menois 'a' trois? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

When selling your house create the illusion of more space in your rooms by cutting all the legs off your furniture and employ a dwarf estate agent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pub Darts anyone?

In 3!

In 5!

180!! lol

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By *ush girlWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Are pussy hooks for catching catfish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

England 4 Bulgaria 0

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Got caught in a thunderstorm.....now sneezing n grumpy

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

sometimes it works,sometimes it doesnt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rubbing shoulders or whatever else with somebody comes to mind...;-)

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

dont choose the lobster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

silence is not golden.. it's crap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone 4 a game of "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE"? LOL

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

woof said the cat

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

My kingdon for a horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My kingdon for a horse

And a packet of skips too! lol

my voice has grown horse! lol

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