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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on - post up those strange things, sayings, ideas, etc.

Things that are just a little off the wall

I'll start

Women love cats - we know this.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they come home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on - post up those strange things, sayings, ideas, etc.

Things that are just a little off the wall

I'll start

Women love cats - we know this.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they come home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat! "

Ah, and men like pussies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Til the cows come home?? What on earth is this lol

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

Believe you me , it doesn't make sense !

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By *carineMan  over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Now that we can assume all the Armed Services are transgender, how will they be able to dodge bullets and speeding cars wearing THOSE heels?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never without an arse or an elbow.

One of many daft saying from my dear Mother.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I've got a cold because I've been drinking out of wet glasses.

Thanks for that pearl of wisdom, nan...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Til the cows come home?? What on earth is this lol

"

I believe its a reference to my wife and friends on a girls night out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" It's too cold to snow!"

So it's warm in Antartica then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum has to put her glasses on so she can hear me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

if you fall off that wall and break both your legs....

don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you watch your 3D telly too close do you get square eyes or cubed eyes?????

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Come on - post up those strange things, sayings, ideas, etc.

Things that are just a little off the wall

I'll start

Women love cats - we know this.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they come home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat! "

Nooo, you've been listening to too many rumours! My cats wait by the door for ME to come in late at night, always come when they're called, follow me around like a puppy dog, dribble with delight when I pick them up and cuddle them, run eagerly up the stairs the moment I say 'bedtime', and love to lie with their legs in the air being stroked and tickled 'til I fall asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's got a neck like a jockeys bollix.

*brave*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at those potatoes behind your ears

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