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"What's brown and sticky? "A stick? | |||
"Two eggs and a sausage in a frying pan, the sausage says " hot in here aint it " the egg looks at the other and says " fuck me a talking sausage !! " " | |||
"Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round"." I suppose that one works better when it's spoken? | |||
"Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round". I suppose that one works better when it's spoken? "It never works full stop. | |||
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"Scientists have found a way to find the sex of ants . Drop them in water if they sink their girl ants if they float their buoyant . "Omg that was awful xD made me giggle though | |||
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"Two nuns are in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies, "yes, it does a bit"." Haha
Took me way too long to get this but when I did I chuckled xD | |||
"Two cows in a field. One says "mooooo" the other says "hey, I was just about to say that!"" I'm gonna have to use that one xD | |||
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"What do you call 2 Spanish firemen? Hose A and Hose B "  | |||
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"Bill and Ben are in bed. Bill says 'Flob a lob a lob', to which Ben replies 'If you loved me, you'd swallow'"  oh dear!! | |||
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"What's orange and sounds like a parrot ? . . . . . . . . . A carrot " | |||
