Should I really answer that question when its sent in a message from the umpteenth man that day? I suppose I could tell him its been an awful day, that I had a headache and my mums cat was sick on the carpet and then I fucked a model?
No??? Ok. Then STOP ASKING ME HOW I AM GRRRRR  I am a total random stranger with my bits out on the internet! Why are you asking me how I am in your first message to me?
P.S. I lied about fucking a model! 
Its ok. I am calm now. OM. And....breath  |
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"Should I really answer that question when its sent in a message from the umpteenth man that day? I suppose I could tell him its been an awful day, that I had a headache and my mums cat was sick on the carpet and then I fucked a model?
No??? Ok. Then STOP ASKING ME HOW I AM GRRRRR I am a total random stranger with my bits out on the internet! Why are you asking me how I am in your first message to me?
P.S. I lied about fucking a model!
Its ok. I am calm now. OM. And....breath "
So just to recap, how are you? |
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I think you, as an experiment should type up as bad a day as you can imagine and copy and paste it to every one that mails you.
dog was run over, cat was put down, about to be made homeless and need someone that can out you up with the 4 kids 2 rabbits and your mum for a few weeks until you can get the council to get you a new flat and can the person mailing you give you a loan of some money to pay for the mothers new falsers as she fell down in tge street.
Or something along those lines and see what kind of response you get.
fly xxx  |
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"I think you, as an experiment should type up as bad a day as you can imagine and copy and paste it to every one that mails you.
dog was run over, cat was put down, about to be made homeless and need someone that can out you up with the 4 kids 2 rabbits and your mum for a few weeks until you can get the council to get you a new flat and can the person mailing you give you a loan of some money to pay for the mothers new falsers as she fell down in tge street.
Or something along those lines and see what kind of response you get.
fly xxx "
You know? Thats a great idea! I might try it!!! |
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If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:
"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".
Let's see them sex THAT up. |
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I've had the "how r u" messages a he'll of a lot , I used to message back
"good, you ?"
to which I always got a reply of
"horny" ...
..it could be from dozens of different people but the format was the same.
I often just block now when I get them. |
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"So..'everyone's ok'?
Everyone 'well'?
Noone been 'up to much'?
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Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u? |
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"Quite quiet. "
You are right to pull me up on my spelling(but I only like it if attractive women do it). It's a combination of tiredness, dyslexia and a touch keyboard/predictive text.
Right, now I'll be quiet.  |
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"So..'everyone's ok'?
Everyone 'well'?
Noone been 'up to much'?
Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u? "
You are taking this very seriously I see. You can write up the 3 page standard answer and we can all copy and paste the next time we are asked...
'How are you?' |
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"Quite quiet.
You are right to pull me up on my spelling(but I only like it if attractive women do it). It's a combination of tiredness, dyslexia and a touch keyboard/predictive text.
Right, now I'll be quiet. "
Feck ooof |
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"If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:
"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".
Let's see them sex THAT up."
I am liking it. I fancy a longer answer.....to embellish it a little lol |
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"If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:
"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".
Let's see them sex THAT up.
I am liking it. I fancy a longer answer.....to embellish it a little lol"
Embellish the shit out of it. |
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"So..'everyone's ok'?
Everyone 'well'?
Noone been 'up to much'?
Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u?
You are taking this very seriously I see. You can write up the 3 page standard answer and we can all copy and paste the next time we are asked...
'How are you?' "
lol not too serious, more in a fun way, but yes we can copy and paste next time |
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Well, it's funny you should ask because, as it happens, I've just had a full physical at my local surgery. I'm sure you'll be delighted to hear that I'm fabulously healthy. My fasting blood glucose was...
And spend a few more pages listing tests and quoting made-up results. Look up the normal values online and use good ones if you're saying you're jolly well thanks, or less good ones if you're claiming to be poorly.
End with something like, my GP was delighted and said he hopes I keep well and that the next time is for next years's check-up. |
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