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Be selfish.. Right now id like..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. A massage with lots of oil
2. Kisses all over my body
3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep
What you lot wanting? "
I will have and give all of the above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. A massage with lots of oil
2. Kisses all over my body
3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep
What you lot wanting?
I will have and give all of the above "
Oh I miss read it
Just have all of the above if I have to be selfish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pizza, fresh bread smothered in butter, garlic bread, sweet potato chips and mayo...
The low fat, low carb diet is fine. Honestly  "
oh my days fresh bread and butter.. *drools* |
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"Pizza, fresh bread smothered in butter, garlic bread, sweet potato chips and mayo...
The low fat, low carb diet is fine. Honestly
oh my days fresh bread and butter.. *drools*"
I'm babysitting and the last request as they left the house was "Oh, can you get the bread out of the oven? It should be finished in twenty minutes" thank god it's a whole loaf not rolls, I don't think I could cope if I thought I could filch some without being caught!  |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start
Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun "
 you seem lovely from your posts they must have severely pissed you off. People like that always come unstuck somewhere along the line, don't expend your energy on loathing them.
Whisky I can help with... Not so much the rest.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start
Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun "
Lol and dairy based puddings, walks kites and.jura whisky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now i would like to know why.
Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?
How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?
The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now i would like to know why.
Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?
How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?
The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead. "
Well send them here then 
Oh and RIP |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
1. A tub of Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream
2. A bottle of ice cold Belgian raspberry beer
3. Someone who'll let me eat the ice cream in bed since we can always take a shower afterwards to remove any stickiness
Unfortunately I am stuck at home so I shall make do with the sofa, a French detective drama, a cup of tea and some chocolate hobnobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now i would like to know why.
Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?
How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?
The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead.
Well send them here then
Oh and RIP "
Alas, on enquiring to her majesties post office about charges to send said minstrels to outer magnolia, it would seem that a) i cannot afford the postage, and b) it wouldnt matter anyway as postman pat has blown the fuse in his hyperdrive, and so estimated delivery date would be somewhere around 2068.
Sorry.
You are welcome to collect though. |
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"1. A massage with lots of oil
2. Kisses all over my body
3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep
What you lot wanting? "
To share my bottle of vintage Rioja and kisses on my neck and shoulders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start
Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun
Lol and dairy based puddings, walks kites and.jura whisky."
That works but killing the person who has set up a dodgy account on another site in my name is coming top right now! From the pics i know who it was too!! Grrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like a hot chocolate with all the trimmings.......
A hot woman sat next to me instead of asleep in bed 
A certain person to come and join us too.
Not much to ask for so if anyone could see their way to sorting it out that'd be top banana
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lip tingling, body twitching kiss.. Roaming hands, entwined legs, bodies moving, heart pumping, hot breathing, chemistry so hot the atmosphere overwhelms the senses. Then they can leave as I hate sharing my bed!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an electric blanket or hot water bottle
Spooning any good?
you offering?
You being little spoon?
deal.. see you in 5/6 hours then? lol "
Sorted... I'll try not to prod you in the process but not promising anything |
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A personal one that I won't mention, an hour long full-body aromatherapy massage, 1/2 hour head & shoulder massage, a cup of builder's tea and hot steamy sex followed by cuddles and having my hair stroked until I fall asleep.
- Amy. x |
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"Right now, I'd like everyone to know I don't squirt. I don't gush. No it's not because I don't like it. I just don't. No you cannot try to make me. No you are not that fucking special!
Sorry. "
Don't you know? Apparently you "just haven't met the right person yet".
No matter what I say, I get messages from men who are bloody obsessed with it, no matter how much I say I don't do it/don't want to do it.
I just block them as soon as it's mentioned now.
- Amy. x |
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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago
Clacton-On-Sea, Essex |
A few days off work to rest would be good, seeing as ive had no time off since september except 1 day each for the childrens birthdays. Failing that as it appears to be an impossible request,
I will go with a shopping spree in the MAC store |
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