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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
So I was walking through town this afternoon and a chap asks me the time. "No idea" I replied, "My watch needs a new battery and ma phone is at home on charge".
"Oh, it's about half past 3" he said quite confidently 
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over a year ago
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"So I was walking through town this afternoon and a chap asks me the time. "No idea" I replied, "My watch needs a new battery and ma phone is at home on charge".
"Oh, it's about half past 3" he said quite confidently
What has stopped you in your tracks recently "
Watching derby play Forest this afternoon on sky the second Half was dismal.. Unfortuneately.  |
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over a year ago
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Two weeks ago the phone rang.
Me: hello
Them: sorry I've got the wrong number.
Me: (jokily) how do you know!
Them: I dialed it in wrong to begin with.
Me: why did you ring it then!
Them: I wasn't sure about the number but the guy I wanted never opens with... Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks ago the phone rang.
Me: hello
Them: sorry I've got the wrong number.
Me: (jokily) how do you know!
Them: I dialed it in wrong to begin with.
Me: why did you ring it then!
Them: I wasn't sure about the number but the guy I wanted never opens with... Hello "
Spooky Indeed there,s Some proper weido,s out doors.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Down at my 24hr garage a bit back through the slidey hatch window thingy
Me....25g of amber leaf pls.
Assistant....we're closed for an hour for a stocktake.
Me....I thought you were open 24hr?
Assistant....we are
Me....but your closed now for an hour, making you 23hours no?
Assistant....nope, we're open 24 hours a day, seven days a week
Me....eh!?
Etc etc etc....
This went on for a good couple of mins....guy couldn't get his head round the fact closing meant they were no longer 24hr..... |
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