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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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IN THIS THREAD I WANT ALL THE FUNNIEST JOKES U CAN THROW AT ME BY THINKING OF FUNNY HOLIDAY PLACES:

eg---

been to ourgate,,,but keeps shutting! lol

been to grease,,but fell over in chip-pan! lol

wots urs:

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

went to turkey and got a stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"went to turkey and got a stuffing"

lol lol

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By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

went to sydney

but he was out

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

went to Hornsea , but i was disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

went to Hornsea , but i was disappointed.

as was cockermouth

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

And don't ask about Ramsbottom

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

went to Scarborough, but couldn't make an impact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

went to Scarborough, but couldn't make an impact"

oh dear! try erm,,,a big brick wall is that a impact 4 u!? lol lol

i help rebuild it..lol

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Nobody mention the trip to Bangkok..........

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Nobody mention the trip to Bangkok..........

no Phuket then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody mention the trip to Bangkok..........

no Phuket then?"

No! afraid not,,went to Chilly!,,,lol---carn--car-ne!! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to Fucking .. didnt live up to its name though ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went to Fucking .. didnt live up to its name though ..."

Yeah! or how bout--went to Pee-king!

that was pretty rude...hahahaha hehehe.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Went to Fucking .. didnt live up to its name though ...

Yeah! or how bout--went to Pee-king!

that was pretty rude...hahahaha hehehe.

It would be rather rude, now that they've renamed it Beijing, but i know what you meant.

Which is better Peking or Beijing . Only one way to find out.

On second thoughts , no, there's too many of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"went to turkey and got a stuffing"

stuff turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went to Fucking .. didnt live up to its name though ...

Yeah! or how bout--went to Pee-king!

that was pretty rude...hahahaha hehehe.

It would be rather rude, now that they've renamed it Beijing, but i know what you meant.

Which is better Peking or Beijing . Only one way to find out.

On second thoughts , no, there's too many of them."

Yeah!! made me laugh!! that one did mushy very good my dear friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"went to turkey and got a stuffing

stuff turkey

stuff chicken! hehehe

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By *unterslickCouple over a year ago

tullamore

was invited to bellend,once,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah! lol

or going to me Shed?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I've entered Slackbottom (yorkshire) before but to be honest I didn't stop, it just didn't feel right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've entered Slackbottom (yorkshire) before but to be honest I didn't stop, it just didn't feel right."

Yeah i went there to,,was great! having my bum slapped..lol,,but went to suddan found out it was a car too! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really enjoy holidays i like the stopping in bed it is so nice not to get up early for work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really enjoy holidays i like the stopping in bed it is so nice not to get up early for work."

Yeah thats true matey..

but i went to car-toon (get it) found it i was on telly! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really enjoy holidays i like the stopping in bed it is so nice not to get up early for work.

Yeah thats true matey..

but i went to car-toon (get it) found it i was on telly! lol

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Are you not working in the morning too? My shifts are different with Monday being a holiday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really enjoy holidays i like the stopping in bed it is so nice not to get up early for work.

Yeah thats true matey..

but i went to car-toon (get it) found it i was on telly! lol

Are you not working in the morning too? My shifts are different with Monday being a holiday."

No! im unemployed n can go on here anytime day or nite!

but i do have a course wed n thurs...330pm til 745pm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dont even think of going to :

BANG COCK!!

BANKOK! LOL

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By *ertngladCouple over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

Been to the "land of nod" and fell asleep. Just to point out there is such a place too its near Market Weighton in yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been to the "land of nod" and fell asleep. Just to point out there is such a place too its near Market Weighton in yorkshire"

HEhehehehehehe!

Good one!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Statutory ( legislative ? ) holidays in the USofA

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Statutory ( legislative ? ) holidays in the USofA"

OR USS..R ! lol

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By *ertngladCouple over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

What about Wyre Piddle that must have hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about Wyre Piddle that must have hurt."

LOL Yea!!

or Even TRUMP-TON?! lol

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By *ertngladCouple over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

There's a grand farting contest at Shitten on Pease not going though sounds a bit whiffy to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fell in sink,,,,after i went tap dancing! lol

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