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"Ah more words of wisdom from the anointed few. Tip for couples lording it over so-called desperate single guys. Please no more sanctimonious "Guide Version 900.0" please. It's condescending and make you look even more cliquey than before. "PMT?? | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party "change the frigging record - we get it, you are jealous you are not going | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party
change the frigging record - we get it, you are jealous you are not going "can you tell.lol i think the word grumpy comes to mind.lol | |||
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"wow you guys went deep lol.So glad i'm not offended that easily .lol sassy i can tell you were taking the piss. lol "good x | |||
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" I'm utterly confused. Really i am. regards Sq Ldr Porky." And me ......... | |||
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"bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... "This technique works for other things other than satisfying your 'single male' sexual needs. For instance if you're ugly try sitting on your face until it goes numb then hey presto! It will feel like someone else's face | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party "Hey Cyber Pimp... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You missed one helluva Beach Party! It was massive! It was FUN! IT was amazing! You shoulda come. | |||
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"Ah more words of wisdom from the anointed few. Tip for couples lording it over so-called desperate single guys. Please no more sanctimonious "Guide Version 900.0" please. It's condescending and make you look even more cliquey than before. "I'm sure it's meant "tongue in cheek" but I think he has a point. I'm not a single male and I find "guide to single men" type threads patronising.  | |||
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"Ah more words of wisdom from the anointed few. Tip for couples lording it over so-called desperate single guys. Please no more sanctimonious "Guide Version 900.0" please. It's condescending and make you look even more cliquey than before. "like | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party
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You missed one helluva Beach Party! It was massive! It was FUN! IT was amazing!
You shoulda come. "not at all i got a real beach with waves and water and everything. had a great time at my own party and didnt need to ram it down everyones throat in numerour posts of update on beach party, then update of the update on beach party. i have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves and im very glad you had a great time there, but if you going to take the p**s then you have to be able to accept it back at you. which seems to be hitting a few nerves | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party
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You missed one helluva Beach Party! It was massive! It was FUN! IT was amazing!
You shoulda come.
not at all i got a real beach with waves and water and everything. had a great time at my own party and didnt need to ram it down everyones throat in numerour posts of update on beach party, then update of the update on beach party.
i have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves and im very glad you had a great time there, but if you going to take the p**s then you have to be able to accept it back at you. which seems to be hitting a few nerves ". !!!!! | |||
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party
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You missed one helluva Beach Party! It was massive! It was FUN! IT was amazing!
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not at all i got a real beach with waves and water and everything. had a great time at my own party and didnt need to ram it down everyones throat in numerour posts of update on beach party, then update of the update on beach party.
i have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves and im very glad you had a great time there, but if you going to take the p**s then you have to be able to accept it back at you. which seems to be hitting a few nerves "and if you are going to post on forums where a major party is being organised you have to accept that people will be excited about it and will want to post about it | |||
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"had a great time at my own party and didnt need to ram it down everyones throat in numerour posts of update on beach party, then update of the update on beach party. " How many different threads have you posted negatively about Sunday now? O-) "i have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves and im very glad you had a great time there, but if you going to take the p**s then you have to be able to accept it back at you. which seems to be hitting a few nerves "Nobody took the piss out of you until you started to come across as narked about the situation. To now claim all you're doing is giving as good as you get *seems* a little like backtracking to me, which would, if accurate, beg the question whose nerves have been hit...? | |||
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"had a great time at my own party and didnt need to ram it down everyones throat in numerour posts of update on beach party, then update of the update on beach party. How many different threads have you posted negatively about Sunday now? O-) i have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves and im very glad you had a great time there, but if you going to take the p**s then you have to be able to accept it back at you. which seems to be hitting a few nerves
Nobody took the piss out of you until you started to come across as narked about the situation. To now claim all you're doing is giving as good as you get *seems* a little like backtracking to me, which would, if accurate, beg the question whose nerves have been hit...?
"the same question could be asked of your good self. how many times have i seen you post negatively however, it appears that no one wishes to let this matter drop and keep refering to it endlessly | |||
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"how many times have i seen you post negatively however, it appears that no one wishes to let this matter drop and keep refering to it endlessly "I don't know, how many? It's always nice to meet a regular reader. In the case of you bitching about an event attended by hundreds of members of this site being discussed, this is my second post. Sorry to dredge it up again. Would you like a hug? | |||
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"how many times have i seen you post negatively however, it appears that no one wishes to let this matter drop and keep refering to it endlessly
I don't know, how many? It's always nice to meet a regular reader.
In the case of you bitching about an event attended by hundreds of members of this site being discussed, this is my second post.
Sorry to dredge it up again. Would you like a hug?"apology accepted | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy "this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol"Not attractive traits in guys though is it? | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol"they is hugging! | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol"The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores. All is well again. | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again. "typical response from one that feels the need to have the word. when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse "You have seen fit to insult and be nasty, why cant you take your own medicine? | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse "No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course. As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then? | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then? "thats why i ike you wishy | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then?
thats why i ike you wishy "
psst.. next time you're sitting opposite me, can you open ya legs a little wider. Ta. | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then?
thats why i ike you wishy
psst.. next time you're sitting opposite me, can you open ya legs a little wider. Ta. "haha anytime, you coming to cannock in October?? | |||
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"thats why i like you wishy
psst.. next time you're sitting opposite me, can you open ya legs a little wider. Ta.
haha anytime, you coming to cannock in October??"No, we won't be able to make that one unfortunately. We only have a limited number of 'free passes' and we used one this weekend lol | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then?
thats why i ike you wishy "OMG has he set his gang on me now, the moggie mafia is out in force | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then?
thats why i ike you wishy
OMG has he set his gang on me now, the moggie mafia is out in force "Your paranoid as well as being rather disagreeable. I am surprised anyone takes the time to interact with you. To me it only looks as though they do when your blatantly unpleasant to people. | |||
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"ladies, please.....i am not feeling the love in here right now....everyone hold hands and sing along...come on "we are the world, we are the people....."" i dont know that song can we sing something else?? | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol
The _yber pimp has been satisfied, and has presumably now gone back to organising meets with his cyber whores.
All is well again.
typical response from one that feels the need to have the word.
when beaten by intellect resort to personal abuse
No abuse I can see there. It was a play on your username. If you choose a name like '_yber pimp' it stands to reason that there is a 'cyber whore' or two somewhere to go with it. Unless it's all a fantasy in your own underwear, of course.
As for a display of intellect, when are you going to display yours then?
thats why i ike you wishy
OMG has he set his gang on me now, the moggie mafia is out in force
Your paranoid as well as being rather disagreeable. I am surprised anyone takes the time to interact with you. To me it only looks as though they do when your blatantly unpleasant to people. "I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. | |||
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"thats why i like you wishy
psst.. next time you're sitting opposite me, can you open ya legs a little wider. Ta.
haha anytime, you coming to cannock in October??
No, we won't be able to make that one unfortunately. We only have a limited number of 'free passes' and we used one this weekend lol "aww thats a shame, well it was nice to put a face to the posts (and to sirens boobies ) lol | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. "{Wishy pats Eastern's rather cute little derriere and guides her to the 'noobie' corner whilst looking back over his shoulder with an evil grin on his face} muuuuhaahaaahaa | |||
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" OMG has he set his gang on me now, the moggie mafia is out in force "I find that very insulting!!!!!!!! stop being so vile to everyone. | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums.
{Wishy pats Eastern's rather cute little derriere and guides her to the 'noobie' corner whilst looking back over his shoulder with an evil grin on his face} muuuuhaahaaahaa "Anytime xxxx | |||
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"ok, I think it is now time to draw a line underneath all this crap." ________________________________________________________ There ya go x | |||
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"ok, I think it is now time to draw a line underneath all this crap. ________________________________________________________ There ya go x "lol you smart arse | |||
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"bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... "Yeh or we can go out an hit the town an speak to vanilla women.that sometimes works as well strangely enough. | |||
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"bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... "i bet there's a few married men can benefit from this advice too....it's an utter fantasy that you get more sex if you're in a relationship!! | |||
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"bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off...
i bet there's a few married men can benefit from this advice too....it's an utter fantasy that you get more sex if you're in a relationship!!
"Thats not always the case tho.well not when i was with my bisexual exgf anyway.oh happy days.i met my match there.oh happy days.an nights.lol | |||
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"i bet there's a few married men can benefit from this advice too....it's an utter fantasy that you get more sex if you're in a relationship!! Thats not always the case tho.well not when i was with my bisexual exgf anyway.oh happy days.i met my match there.oh happy days.an nights.lol"i said "a few"....not every....I'm sure there's more than "a few" married men on here that are more than happy! | |||
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"bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off...
i bet there's a few married men can benefit from this advice too....it's an utter fantasy that you get more sex if you're in a relationship!!
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"or if you bored and sick of life go to the beach party
Hey Cyber Pimp...
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You missed one helluva Beach Party! It was massive! It was FUN! IT was amazing!
You shoulda come. "Wasnt it just | |||
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" My 2p worth. Much of this thread contains posts which cover a wide range of negativity. But i gotta say, IT IS an entertaining read. Or am i just perverse?" nope its an entertaining read | |||
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"ladies, please.....i am not feeling the love in here right now....everyone hold hands and sing along...come on "we are the world, we are the people....." i dont know that song can we sing something else??" Its a Michael Jackson one | |||
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"I thought women could be bitchy
this is them getting in touch with their feminine side lol"They'll be wearing pink shirts next | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. can i ask how long a newbie has to be in the forum before they can be unpleasant and patronising like many of the veteran users "Can you turn it in please. SOME of us haven't been partitioning but are getting rather fed up of you playing the same old record. If you can't say anything nice then go make your coco. | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. can i ask how long a newbie has to be in the forum before they can be unpleasant and patronising like many of the veteran users "Irony......
Maybe if EVERYONE stopped having "unpleasant " digs at each other the forums will be a nicer place. | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. can i ask how long a newbie has to be in the forum before they can be unpleasant and patronising like many of the veteran users
Irony......
Maybe if EVERYONE stopped having "unpleasant " digs at each other the forums will be a nicer place."Heretic is now the cyberpimp? no newbie in the forums at all! Z | |||
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"I have to agree with you there, very unpleasant for a newbie to these forums. can i ask how long a newbie has to be in the forum before they can be unpleasant and patronising like many of the veteran users "Three years, Six months and Four days.....feel better now for knowing that? | |||
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"I think the "tongue in cheek defence" is used as much as smileys on the end of insults to make out they are jokes. Neither can keep getting tripped out as a defence. As I said before, the sniping needs to be stopped by ALL for it to work." im not using it as a defence, merely as an explanation of the remarks. i deliberately didnt use any icons on the apology. it is genuine. others appear reluctant to let the issue drop, and maybe are getting some satisfaction from fanning the embers | |||
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