To quote the great Jesse Pinkman, "YEAH SCIENCE BITCH!"
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A new study confirms what we’ve always known to be true: That gentlemen with an inch (or two) to pinch make better lovers… At least when it comes to sexual stamina.
Researchers at Erciyes University in Kayseri, Turkey have just completed a yearlong study that looked at the correlation between body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance. Their findings: Overweight men with obvious bellies lasted an astounding five minutes — five minutes! — longer in the sack than their thinner brethren.
A total of 200 men were surveyed. Researchers ultimately found that men with a higher BMI (i.e. bellies) lasted an average of 7.3 minutes in bed. The slimmer of the group barely lasted two minutes, and were more likely to suffer from premature ejaculation.
So let’s say a guy has sex 100 times annually. If he has a belly, he’s going to spend approximately eight hours — an entire work day — more per year penetrating his lover than if he has a six-pack. That’s a substantial amount of time.
The reason for the dramatically higher sexual endurance? More belly fat, scientists say, means a man has more estradiol, a female sex hormone that helps to inhibit orgasm.
So eat up, fellas. Start packing that estradiol. Because when it comes to sex, fat is the new thin |
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Yeah, yeah, but if you read the full report, you'll find that that is only because they can't see what they're doing because of their belly, and 6.3 of those minutes are spent trying to find the right hole! 
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"Yeah, yeah, but if you read the full report, you'll find that that is only because they can't see what they're doing because of their belly, and 6.3 of those minutes are spent trying to find the right hole!
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"Yeah, yeah, but if you read the full report, you'll find that that is only because they can't see what they're doing because of their belly, and 6.3 of those minutes are spent trying to find the right hole!
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It takes more than a toffee hammer to knock in a telegraph pole me old China lol "
Telegraph pole eh  |
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"Yeah, yeah, but if you read the full report, you'll find that that is only because they can't see what they're doing because of their belly, and 6.3 of those minutes are spent trying to find the right hole!
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It takes more than a toffee hammer to knock in a telegraph pole me old China lol
Telegraph pole eh "
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Last longer as in keep pumping away for longer or takes longer for them to come? Was exactly does last longer mean? The man who got in more thrusts and came twice in 15 minutes,then twice again all in 90 minutes didn't have an ounce of fat on him. And he gave more oral than he got |
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"Yeah, yeah, but if you read the full report, you'll find that that is only because they can't see what they're doing because of their belly, and 6.3 of those minutes are spent trying to find the right hole!
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It takes more than a toffee hammer to knock in a telegraph pole me old China lol
Telegraph pole eh
You can't push in a drawing pin with a steam hammer..."
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BMI is a rubbish measure if one is genuinely athletic with a high percentage of muscle tissue (as it's denser than fat)
But even if we ignore that, fat blokes probably can't get their winkies all the way in due to their bellies, hence it taking them longer to come. |
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