"Ahh, shame, one inch out.
My cock is twelve inches, but I don't use it as a rule...
(Boom, boom)
Mr ddc
Put your foot in it there...
(I'll get my coat)"
I know, I don't know what is worse: my pathological lying, or my 14 inch dick!
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"always haters on the forums 
Oops, sorry mate, just my sense of humour, no harm meant.
(I always try to put a wink when im joking)
Mr ddc"
i only just read it properly and realised it was a joke sorry haha tired from work |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've just split with my girlfriend...
she said "she wanted 11 inches.."
"I love you," I said...."but I'm not chopping two inches off for anyone.!!"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Right am gonna av to ask
Is that first pic an attempt at shadow puppeting
And wtf is the object to the left.
After 10 minutes of playing magic eye, I still can't fathom it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
What is that in centimetres?"
The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
What is that in centimetres?The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk."
There are bigger on here, you only have to look and I have lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
What is that in centimetres?The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk.
There are bigger on here, you only have to look and I have lol "
lol good, wonder why they don't wana go for the world title |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though 
I would run a mile "
It made my eyes water. How my friend rode that I will never know. He did say it was a burden to him though. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics."
YEs meant with face on you know. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics."
I was going to say that there's loads of full body pics |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know."
What has a face pic got to do with penis size? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know."
So?
His names bigdicknick hes not advertising his face |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?"
Oi will you stop beating me with my posts |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?
Oi will you stop beating me with my posts "
Only if you beat my bottom lightly please, V x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?"
Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant."
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?
Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant."
You been on the wine gums?
You can see his cock and body quite well how would you see it better if his face was on too? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?"
Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really."
It's him, he has even been photo verified. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really."
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
It's him, he has even been photo verified."
YEs I know, meant for us for see lol. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly? "
No I don't, just so u know its the same guy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?
No I don't, just so u know its the same guy."
Oh, so it was only me thinking that then? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?
No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.
Oh, so it was only me thinking that then? "
lol I think that what it was yes. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?
No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.
Oh, so it was only me thinking that then? lol I think that what it was yes."
He has had multiple verifications by webcam, goes in the chatrooms quite a bit and has just had a verified meet in person, how much more do you need to believe he is a real person? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.
What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.
What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.
His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.
You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?
No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.
Oh, so it was only me thinking that then? lol I think that what it was yes.
He has had multiple verifications by webcam, goes in the chatrooms quite a bit and has just had a verified meet in person, how much more do you need to believe he is a real person?"
Yes I know its a real person lol and I did cover it earlier what I thought. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
theres probably a few men in the uk with a bigger dick than me and i know woman always think omg 11inchs that would kill me but obviously i dont just slam it all the way in straight away, but as you can see from my veri's i have no negative feed back about it :D |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What is the wonder part of your username about? Women look at it and think " Wonder what the hell I'm going to do with that!" Whatever it is it would have to be done very slowly at first |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What is the wonder part of your username about? Women look at it and think " Wonder what the hell I'm going to do with that!" Whatever it is it would have to be done very slowly at first "
when i 1st joined the site i was not expecting it to be how it is so i just typed in a user name not expecting to be using my profile and after a few days of browsing it seemed ok so i kept my profile and was stuck with my user name haha
and for all the mad comments people are writting no its not 11cm, no its not a ruler i bought from a pound shop it is the size of my penis and for people who dont believe it check my veri's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though
I would run a mile
Or 5760 11" penises"
Literally just laughed out loud! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"How would you ever go balls deep with all that ?! I'm more than happy with my average appendage, no chance of getting turned down for being too big !"
ive gone balls deep a few times and ive only been yurned down a couple of times for being to big an to be honest i dont take it as a bad thing im proud of my 3rd leg and wouldnt make it smaller even if i could remember all of it doesnt have to go in haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
No chance. That would hurt like hell near me "
I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"always haters on the forums
Haters?? It was a joke! "
Could've been a typo, missed a t. I'm almost certain OP meant, there's always Luton Town fans on the forum message boards. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
No chance. That would hurt like hell near me
I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course. "
would probably help if i could see your profile haha.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please
No chance. That would hurt like hell near me
I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course.
would probably help if i could see your profile haha.
"
Doesn't change your age though! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Men with larger or longer than average cocks have all been very considerate with me.
Yup. I think it's because they have to be. "
They know and respect the weapon they wield |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Cheers.
(Still gonna let someone else do the Dudley Moore joke though!)
