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over a year ago
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"If you could live a day in the life of the opposite sex, what would you do in your 24 hours?"
Make all my greys back into whites .
Sew buttons on,
Have a dinner that was not burnt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in  "
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
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You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
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Do you have a strap on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could live a day in the life of the opposite sex, what would you do in your 24 hours?
Make all my greys back into whites .
Sew buttons on,
Have a dinner that was not burnt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?"
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
Do you have a strap on "
No  wish I did though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter."
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser "
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see. "
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see.
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready."
Cor I'm getting a semi lob on just thinking about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see.
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready.
Cor I'm getting a semi lob on just thinking about it. "
I've already jizzed. Pool's off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see.
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready.
Cor I'm getting a semi lob on just thinking about it.
I've already jizzed. Pool's off."
Oh fuck dude, was looking forward having a pool cue up my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see.
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready.
Cor I'm getting a semi lob on just thinking about it.
I've already jizzed. Pool's off.
Oh fuck dude, was looking forward having a pool cue up my arse."
People just joining the thread are going to be pretty confused at this point. Or do I mean... aroused? No, I mean confused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God knows, probably having a wank or something.
Boom! Had to break the first one in
I'd also would like to fuck a woman up the arse and play with her tits at the same time.
You're actually a man, aren't you? Wanna go for a drink?
Sure mate, I'm up for the banter.
Cool. Let's get ratted and talk about birds. Oh, and a game of pool. Winner fucks the loser
Only in the toilets though, I don't do classy you see.
You read my mind. I'll have the bog roll at the ready.
Cor I'm getting a semi lob on just thinking about it.
I've already jizzed. Pool's off.
Oh fuck dude, was looking forward having a pool cue up my arse.
People just joining the thread are going to be pretty confused at this point. Or do I mean... aroused? No, I mean confused. "
I'd say both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be a proper dirty badger and have loads of lesbian sex! And any guy whos says different is a liar! Lol. But knowing my luck it would be time of the month and couldn't play. |
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I'd have a wank,
get someone to kick me in the balls, to compare it to the pain of labour and childbirth,
go out in public and scratch my balls,
have another wank,
have sex and cum over a ladies bewbies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And ladies you could all take cock shots for your profile pics and then get blocked by loads of women and get slagged of for daring to say hello to someone. And god help you if you are a single man because you will then have to post about how you can get meets and how to improve your profile and how bad it is on here....... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Reach the biscuits off the top shelf
Wee outside with impunity
Enjoy not having to use a strap-on to fuck a sexy lady
Park without anyone making snide comments
Lower the thermostat on the central heating
Play with my beard
So many possibilities! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And ladies you could all take cock shots for your profile pics and then get blocked by loads of women and get slagged of for daring to say hello to someone. And god help you if you are a single man because you will then have to post about how you can get meets and how to improve your profile and how bad it is on here......."
I would do none of that and be very popular on here  |
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