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By *oo hot OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

And he got caught... Happened in Wigan!

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

First class

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

fooking classic pmsl. watched for some time lol

Defending Martin Jones said: “The lady watched for sometime and was ashamed, disgusted and upset and my client accepts that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hahah ace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Recorded delivery

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was he standing on his hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The witness remarked "it's the first time I've seen a man cum in another box...."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First class "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was looking at that earlier and to be fair it was quite a tasty Postbox.....I'd have been tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhap he was looking for french letters?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's boring up north.

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By *icefellatwoMan  over a year ago

hastings


"Perhap he was looking for french letters? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least he cum on time,what a great service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhap he was looking for french letters? "

haha why french lol ??

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By *not69Man  over a year ago

Lancashire


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ?? "

haha whooosh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh "

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess that's one way of spreading your seed far and wide !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ? "

Condoms are called French letters

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ? "

French letters = condoms

We are a classy bunch in Wigan

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That chap who posted the big thread about his friend poking a letterbox two weeks ago, has anyone heard from him today?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ? "

They used to call condoms French Letters in t'olden days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ?

Condoms are called French letters "

hahaha really ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ? "

We ancients on fab remember the days when condoms were known as french letters (or johnies). It's just an age thing hun. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

feel weird to be french now and write letters time to time ...

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By *uppy ConquerorMan  over a year ago

dundee


"Perhap he was looking for french letters?

haha why french lol ??

haha whooosh

Really I didn't get it, can someone explain to me ? "

condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Johnnys in my day

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like pillar talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"feel weird to be french now and write letters time to time ... "

We used to do French Kissing as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"feel weird to be french now and write letters time to time ...

We used to do French Kissing as well."

So do we haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"feel weird to be french now and write letters time to time ...

We used to do French Kissing as well."

God yes I remember that! Guess the french were far more adventurous in those days. Surprised there wasn't a mass emigration to France! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot. "

hahah tell me about it, what about the french wank never heard of it ???

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot.

hahah tell me about it, what about the french wank never heard of it ??? "

That involves a baguette and various ways of hiding the evidence

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By *not69Man  over a year ago

Lancashire


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot. "

So where does gravy come from

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot.

hahah tell me about it, what about the french wank never heard of it ???

That involves a baguette and various ways of hiding the evidence "

Come on you forgot the cheese !

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Was it Red or Gold do we know?

If it was Gold, who's Post Box was it?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Was it Red or Gold do we know?

If it was Gold, who's Post Box was it?"

It was a red one.. I think if they put a gold one in the neighbourhood it happened in it would be nicked!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Was it Red or Gold do we know?

If it was Gold, who's Post Box was it?

It was a red one.. I think if they put a gold one in the neighbourhood it happened in it would be nicked!"

Ah ok thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think perhaps he took the phrase 'any hole's a goal' just a little too far.

Mind you, I can just imagine what he might have started singing while he was doing it.

That old Beatles / Carpenters classic.

'Just stop, wait a minute Mr Postman.....'

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I think perhaps he took the phrase 'any hole's a goal' just a little too far.

Mind you, I can just imagine what he might have started singing while he was doing it.

That old Beatles / Carpenters classic.

'Just stop, wait a minute Mr Postman.....'"

Dont joke about it, it needs to be stamped out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think perhaps he took the phrase 'any hole's a goal' just a little too far.

Mind you, I can just imagine what he might have started singing while he was doing it.

That old Beatles / Carpenters classic.

'Just stop, wait a minute Mr Postman.....'

Dont joke about it, it needs to be stamped out"

Stamped out - or stamped on!!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I think perhaps he took the phrase 'any hole's a goal' just a little too far.

Mind you, I can just imagine what he might have started singing while he was doing it.

That old Beatles / Carpenters classic.

'Just stop, wait a minute Mr Postman.....'

Dont joke about it, it needs to be stamped out

Stamped out - or stamped on!! "

Lets be frank about it, its not right, you cant go round fucking post box's willy nilly and expect to get away with it

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By *oo hot OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Statutory rape anyone? Did the postbox give consent? More appropriately, was the post box able to give consent?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fancy that. A Royal Mail sex-scandal headline not involving Prince Andrew.

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

In day's of old, when men were bold,

and women weren't invented.

Men drilled holes n telegraph poles,

and had to be contented.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot.

hahah tell me about it, what about the french wank never heard of it ??? "

Cantonna..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Fancy that. A Royal Mail sex-scandal headline not involving Prince Andrew. "

very good..

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By *heshire74Man  over a year ago

macclesfield

It was in Wigan so I suppose it was a change from his sister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A blowjob used to be called a bit of French as well.

Anal was revered to as a bit of Greek.

Those continentals are a randy lot.

hahah tell me about it, what about the french wank never heard of it ???

Cantonna..? "

hahah forgot about him lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every hole's a goal.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

To be fair some of those post boxes are hot. There's one at the bottom of my street I've had my eye on for a while. It acts like it doesn't notice me but you just know when they are up for it and that post box wants it! In every slot!

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wonder if the letters inside were all stuck together?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair some of those post boxes are hot. There's one at the bottom of my street I've had my eye on for a while. It acts like it doesn't notice me but you just know when they are up for it and that post box wants it! In every slot!

*faps*"

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

And he had to pay the post box £50 compensation (The victim) hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oldham Athletic now want to sign this prolific scorer, they heard he's good in the box, always getting in between the posts and delivers.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Oldham Athletic now want to sign this prolific scorer, they heard he's good in the box, always getting in between the posts and delivers."

you are on form today..

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By *onbons_xxMan  over a year ago

Bolton

He swung round the lamppost!? Like in Singin' in the Rain I imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nothing like a bit of male on mail action!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suppose he wanted to post a small package lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You wait, there will be an influx of postboxes setting up profiles to meet single men next.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You wait, there will be an influx of postboxes setting up profiles to meet single men next.

"

Theres a few Postman Pats on here

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He definitely cum first past the post.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I assume he didn't cum into the box or he would have been done for tampering with the post.

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By *itSamCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

It was only this morning I shouted down to the other half "Has the mail cum". Do I have to now shout "Has someone cum on the mail"

Still love the line that she watched for a while.

We would find it funny. Like when we were in our local park and stumbled on a couple going for it. Oh how we felt like the victim. We did, we were not invited.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wonder if he was a seaman yes it's lame but trying

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

He was sending a sperm donation by royal mail,

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"That chap who posted the big thread about his friend poking a letterbox two weeks ago, has anyone heard from him today? "

hes in Germany lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And he got caught... Happened in Wigan!

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512 "

Iv just this on fb! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just to get this thread back on safe ground, what I wanna know was the post box curvy or fabulous ?

And should they have arranged a social first ?

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By *allSlimOneMan  over a year ago

Worcester

I have heard of a franking machine I guess this was a wanking machine

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By *oo hot OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Beginning to feel a bit sorry for this guy now. The story has gone viral and he is going to have to live with the consequences for a very long time. Local rumour has it that he already has a drink problem. Can't see his condition improving now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps his internet connection had gone down and he could not have a wank on cam in the chat room...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In b/b last night paress had sex with the window .... it maybe a things with some men they can shag whatever and think of all sorts when going it .. .

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