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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I often wondered in my young, naive years why so many women had such negative/indifferent views on cocks, or more specifically, cock pictures, then it hit me.
The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.
The face (of the man) is like the topping - varied and possibly very tasty depending on the individual's tastes.
Put 'em together and BAM. Now she wants a bite of your pizza base.
So the moral of the story is... erm... I dunno. Eat and fuck.
Peace  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own."
No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake |
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Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share "
CHEW IT?????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.
No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake "
Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.
No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake
Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea."
But I'm hungry, so fuck it. |
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over a year ago
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"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth? "
Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?
Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?"
Not nearly as often as id like  |
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"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?
Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?
Not nearly as often as id like "
Kinky bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?
Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?
Not nearly as often as id like
Kinky bitch."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?
Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?
Not nearly as often as id like
Kinky bitch.
{takes a bow} "
I like you, I'll keep you around. You're good value. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag "
I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag "
I've got cheese.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share
CHEW IT??????"
Metaphorically speaking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag
I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin."
oooo ya smooth talkin bastard {drops her drawers} |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't there a craze for a type of porno where the pizza delivery man arrives with his cock stuck through the pizza and the (amateur, oh yeah) recipient devoured it all?
So i'm reliably informed.
Maybe the analogy isn't too wacky after all. Maybe it's subliminal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag
I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin.
oooo ya smooth talkin bastard {drops her drawers}"
Take my filthy paws off your silky drawers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share
CHEW IT??????
Metaphorically speaking "
Thank fuck for that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share
CHEW IT??????
Metaphorically speaking
Thank fuck for that! "
Although I had a request from someone to bite it as I squeezed his nuts not one of the men from here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy 
He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic."
So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff |
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"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy
He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.
So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff "
Peacock Dreams, ladies man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy
He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.
So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff "
I was going to say an acquired taste |
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"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy
He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.
So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff
I was going to say an acquired taste "
Don't go around the houses, just call a spade a spade. I'm a foul-smelling fucktard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you feckin started it with the pizza and the base 
And you shall finish it, nobody likes a leftover pizza."
Or cock. Whatever saucy innuendo it is we're using at this precise moment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cock? I only like pepperoni on mine...chicken's just wrong!! "
People who put chicken on a pizza should be shot... then turned into chicken feed for eventual pizza-topping chickens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.
No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake
Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea."
Cock is like a pizza base? Equally proposterous.... |
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