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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When its wet, get inside.

What are your words of wisdom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No matter how good you are at forecasting, you never know what it's like until you get there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont eat lightbulbs

Gimp

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Be the first to smile, it costs nothing.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

never prod a sleeping crocodile with a very sharp stick..

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

That was one of my Dads little pearls.

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

Don't eat fruit bread straight out of the oven...

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"never prod a sleeping crocodile with a very sharp stick.."

Unless it's a really really long stick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never put your cock where you wouldn't put your finger.

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By *errible_TwoCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't piss against the wind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be happy. It's easy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone whos life gave them vodka and have a party!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

It is better to have a full scrotum with your integrity intact, than an empty one without.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like the saying: Necessity is the mother of invention.

However, I like to add, and this is something that patent lawyers don't tend to credit when divvying up the royalties.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My grandma used to say: keep your hand on your tuppence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

That was one of my Dads little pearls."

Yes but that's like really, really, REALLY obvious isn't it?..

did your Dad actually have to tell you that?...

Ohhh this isn't going to go down well ..no?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves. My friends Mum told me that years ago and she was right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Donts stand still in revolving doors

Don't wash your face in broken glass

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves. My friends Mum told me that years ago and she was right. "

...but don't expect to make any friends if you take a huge jar of them to the bank on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never scratch your arse with a Cheese Grater, No matter how itchy it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never mix concrete with cold hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never poke a bear with a cauliflower!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life is hard, its even harder if your stupid.

From a mentor

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

That was one of my Dads little pearls.

Yes but that's like really, really, REALLY obvious isn't it?..

did your Dad actually have to tell you that?...

Ohhh this isn't going to go down well ..no?... "

Wotchit pal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves. My friends Mum told me that years ago and she was right.

...but don't expect to make any friends if you take a huge jar of them to the bank on a Saturday "

Ah, who wants to be friends with a banker anyway.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smeg is not real cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Windy?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Shit in, shit out. A maxim that can be applied to so much in life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never put your cock where you wouldn't put your finger. "

We have been taught this being in the electrical trade!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you think it looks like its going to hurt,chances are it will

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