"I don't think I know when I ovulate 
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.  "
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get |
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"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven
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It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal.... 
Pcos? |
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over a year ago
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get"
Fuck. That's harsh.
I'm sorry. |
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get"
I used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched
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"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven
It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal....
Pcos? "
polycystic ovary syndrome |
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to getI used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched
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I'm like a demon from hell before mine.
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"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven
It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal....
Pcos? polycystic ovary syndrome"
Ohhhh. Okay.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not to worry, Feral. Just look at photos of me for a good half-hour. That should be enough to quell your womanly urges and induce violent vomiting in the process. |
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"You will feel horny when you ovulate as it's mothers nature way of telling you for the sperm to meet the egg "
I totally agree and it would be soooo rude to deny such a base animal intense instinct xx |
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"I never really bothered much about sex til I started to go through the change, I started to get strange urges that I didn’t recognise lol some days I was so bad I could've shagged a lamp post, now I'm well into it and the urges are still going strong  "
Mad eh?
Only in the last few years I've truly become sure of what I want in bed.
Like a lot of women I am guessing. |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
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"I never really bothered much about sex til I started to go through the change, I started to get strange urges that I didn’t recognise lol some days I was so bad I could've shagged a lamp post, now I'm well into it and the urges are still going strong
Mad eh?
Only in the last few years I've truly become sure of what I want in bed.
Like a lot of women I am guessing. "
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"I know when I ovulate as I have ovulation bleed which is apparently a very good sign of fertility but I turn into a right horny fucker during this time "
I have a jelly substance....shh. The guys will be cringing. |
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"Not really...."
Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two) |
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"Not really....
Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)"
Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. ..   |
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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn. "
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think? |
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think? "
Perfect....  |
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think? "
German I presume? |
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"and men.
Seriously. I ovulate and BAM!
Love it...wandering eyes on the train earlier.
Oh he was lucky I didn't hump his leg!"
I'm same, it's like I'm on heat |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.
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"I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.
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Yes!!!
It's crazy.
Some months are more noticeable than others. Like this month.
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"Not really....
Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)
Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. .. "
Choo choo!! |
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"Not really....
Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)
Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. ..
Choo choo!! "
Clackety clack! |
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"I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.
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I can smell when I ovulate. This smell makes me even hornier. I taste really sweet too. |
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"I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.
I can smell when I ovulate. This smell makes me even hornier. I taste really sweet too."
Also true and my eyes sparkle with the darker side of my life.
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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think?
German I presume?"
Probably Dr Mittelschmerz |
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think?
German I presume?
Probably Dr Mittelschmerz "
Sounds like a German delicacy  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?
Wonderful name don't you think?
German I presume?
Probably Dr Mittelschmerz
Sounds like a German delicacy "
You're very welcome to some "middle pain" if that's your sort of delicacy.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to getI used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched
I'm like a demon from hell before mine.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think I know when I ovulate
Oh I do.
It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.
I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying
I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to getI used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched
I'm like a demon from hell before mine.
Ditto "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm a bitch few days before I'm due then I'm horny as hell.....but no one I want to play with then as would have to be with someone regular who wouldn't mind .....thank god for rechargeable batteries |
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