What's your most outrageous plan?
It could be for today, tomorrow, this weekend sometime or when you win thr lottery (even if you don't buy a ticket).
World domination? Sploshing in caviar?
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
My plans for world domination have suffered a setback, unfortunately. All was well in the extinct volcano under Titz Towers and all of my plans were proceeding smoothly until one of the minions discovered that the rocket fuel was a 60/39/1 mix of Irn Bru, Bovril and a secret ingredient. Since then, all I've had is minions high on E numbers using the monorail to ski on, with ropes tied to the back of the car. It's a real pain trying to get anything done when something like this happens. I'll have to get the backroom boffins to look at the mixture and make it less attractive. It's no wonder I've a backlog of claims forms. I'm still puzzled as to where my mangle has gone, as that hasn't been seen since Christmas, although I do have a flat minion who is used as a sail by those skiing on the monorail.
Other than that, I've got a gong show to look forwards to. I get 3-5 minutes on stage to do my set.  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"My plans for world domination have suffered a setback, unfortunately. All was well in the extinct volcano under Titz Towers and all of my plans were proceeding smoothly until one of the minions discovered that the rocket fuel was a 60/39/1 mix of Irn Bru, Bovril and a secret ingredient. Since then, all I've had is minions high on E numbers using the monorail to ski on, with ropes tied to the back of the car. It's a real pain trying to get anything done when something like this happens. I'll have to get the backroom boffins to look at the mixture and make it less attractive. It's no wonder I've a backlog of claims forms. I'm still puzzled as to where my mangle has gone, as that hasn't been seen since Christmas, although I do have a flat minion who is used as a sail by those skiing on the monorail.
Other than that, I've got a gong show to look forwards to. I get 3-5 minutes on stage to do my set. "
I know where your mangle is  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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I know where your mangle is
I'd like it back. My toast hasn't been the same since that vanished
diamond smiles borrowed it then it got nicked by"
Crikey, it's gone further than I thought. I know it's a mangle on casters, but still. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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I know where your mangle is
I'd like it back. My toast hasn't been the same since that vanished
diamond smiles borrowed it then it got nicked by
Crikey, it's gone further than I thought. I know it's a mangle on casters, but still. "
it saw a hill and just started rollin |
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Outrageous isn't it 
