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Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in. |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
you sound like you're a little bit jealous?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in."
I laugheed tea out my nose reading this!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in.
I laugheed tea out my nose reading this! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in."
Hahahaha... Awww first time using the forum section and that reply made my night 10 out of 10  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Jesus does that mean we tripled your personal best?? |
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"That's it! I'm getting the stop watch out next time. No cuming before two minutes or it's an epic fail and will be punished accordingly !  "
Oh, in that case 1min 59sexs for me....pm me the graphic and detailed description of what's in store  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How Rude 
I do not Wobble i thrust 
Ok its only one Thrust but its the thought that counts.
Gyrating Gimp
Good man "
What can i say im a giving Person
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm interested if you're using the hippopotamus counting method OP - and if so, if that helps delay culmination and make the 90 seconds last 120?"
What about the variation on the old Mississippi counting method.. "IsMissHappy, IsMissHappy....." Yes responses encouraged! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
I'm with you pal ! |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Well there's no need to boast |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.you sound like you're a little bit jealous? "
A whole 2 minutes!!!
I'm bloody jealous. LOL |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Thats really going to bode well for a meet for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Thats really going to bode well for a meet for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
wow that says a lot bout your sex life,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Oh dear, someone's pissed off big time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.you sound like you're a little bit jealous?
A whole 2 minutes!!!
I'm bloody jealous. LOL"
It's like married sex for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
You did it twice?? You lucky bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Shit that just genuinely gave me a semi lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?
It must have been serious!! No Smiley Face "
I don't do smiley faces. I'm drier than Ann Widecombe's vajay-jay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Note to self
Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx
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Note to self:
Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Note to self
Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx
Note to self:
Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter "
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"Note to self
Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx
Note to self:
Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter "
Well it made me smile xx sorry did not realise only your humour was permitted on the forum |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
Like the new username |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?"
Well I took it seriously... as demonstrated in my well thought out essays in the thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Like the new username "
Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Like the new username
Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it."
Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Like the new username
Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.
Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest."
Like I said, I'm dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Like the new username
Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.
Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest.
Like I said, I'm dry."
Chafing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.
Like the new username
Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.
Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest.
Like I said, I'm dry.
Chafing. "
Cock like a Pepperami. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a time machine, you can last for months on a chrono-loop then  "
Oi! See that second hand Ion-drive with the metric coupling (19mm) that you will put on Ebay next month? I bought in December last year and posted a best thread of 2015 thread as a result. I'll see you last week to discuss a refund |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
it goes better if you take your clothes off
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
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You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week."
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!"
Already did one earlier in the week, mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate."
Damn!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate.
Damn!!!"
What are your next two names then, out of interest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate.
Damn!!!
What are your next two names then, out of interest?"
Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate.
Damn!!!
What are your next two names then, out of interest?
Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket."
I considered 'Scrotie McBoogerballs' for a time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate.
Damn!!!
What are your next two names then, out of interest?
Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket."
 @ Moany McTwattyBollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.
Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!
Already did one earlier in the week, mate.
Damn!!!
What are your next two names then, out of interest?
Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket.
I considered 'Scrotie McBoogerballs' for a time."
Should have gone for it.
I'll be compiling a list and doing it weekly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way. |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way. "
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended. |
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Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence
Op you can be
However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule
Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads
I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you
That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx |
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"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence
Op you can be
However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule
Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads
I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you
That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx"
Hahaha. |
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"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence
Op you can be
However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule
Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads
I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you
That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx"
TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important? |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended."
Who just happens to have a nice boobs |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs "
Bonus! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs "
Completely irrelevant to me. |
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"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence
Op you can be
However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule
Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads
I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you
That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx
TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important? "
Definitely not more , however I did think it noteworthy
And I knew I'd look a twat , hence a lil tongue in cheek and a lil self deprecating xx |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!"
Uncle? |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Completely irrelevant to me."
However now you come to mention it, they're exactly like two wobbling jellies. |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Completely irrelevant to me."
As irrelevant as sunrise.... |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle? "
Festa? |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle? "
Well I always have and still do like and fancy all your bits. xx |
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It really is amazing. How do people / animals innately know what should go where?! (I don't mean people with animals!!!) Something so simple can create another being, ANOTHER BEING! My mind can't cope with thinking about how amazing life and the Universe is! |
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"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence
Op you can be
However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule
Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads
I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you
That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx
TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important?
Definitely not more , however I did think it noteworthy
And I knew I'd look a twat , hence a lil tongue in cheek and a lil self deprecating xx "
There was another thread running today that people who wanted to debate that topic were already posting on though. |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle?
Festa?"
Heh heh....slurp. |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle?
Well I always have and still do like and fancy all your bits. xx"
Eh? |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle?
Festa?
Heh heh....slurp. "
Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought |
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
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Uncle?
Festa?
Heh heh....slurp.
Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought "
It's over here. Your one thought.
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
LMFAO!!!
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"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.
See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.
Who just happens to have a nice boobs
Bonus!
Uncle?
Festa?
Heh heh....slurp.
Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought
It's over here. Your one thought.
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Oh yeah so you are |
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"That's a shite name.
My suggestions were waaaay better.
You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week."
Oh only might |
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"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
i think a yukky sloppy kiss beats that - |
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