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Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.
Question: what country borders Wales?
Joey's 1st guess: London
Joey's 2nd guess: Russia
Finally got it on the third attempt.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.
Question: what country borders Wales?
Joey's 1st guess: London
Joey's 2nd guess: Russia
Finally got it on the third attempt.
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That's an old one...........
More recently asked who was Jesus's mother, his reply.................zesus |
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"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God  "
Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid |
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"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God
Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"
The lads making some good cash out of it no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb... |
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"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God
Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"
Yes
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"Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb..."
Im waiting for the punchline 
Gimpus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God
Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"
Oh i don't know...... I have an 18 year old niece that has the same number of brain cells as joey essex lol |
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"Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb...
Im waiting for the punchline
Gimpus"
sorry, just can't for the life of me remember her name, I'll take her gag off and ask her... |
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To be fair, he seems an allright bloke even if he's not the sharpest, and that's the most important thing. I don't think I could 'hang out' with him regularly though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Helen Flanagan is the same....or actually even worse...
Met her a few times as Emma Rigby was a mate of two of my daughters.
Thick doesn't even come close....and two Bacardi breezes sees her under the table....total lightweight too! |
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His other shows were classic. The one about ghost hunting had us crying and the one about the place they held the world cup was informative but very "joey". I don't think you could put that on all the time  |
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"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.
Question: what country borders Wales?
Joey's 1st guess: London
Joey's 2nd guess: Russia
Finally got it on the third attempt.
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Dont be gullable and believe what comes out of his mouth, he pauses to answer questions, in that time he comes up with stupid answers - some of the time |
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By *onitoMan
over a year ago
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"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.
Question: what country borders Wales?
Joey's 1st guess: London
Joey's 2nd guess: Russia
Finally got it on the third attempt.
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What is the answer ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God
Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"
Yes it is look at the audience of towie doesn't send out a very good message. |
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