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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm drying my hair in my room talking to my bestie while her kids are down stairs watching tv, her 7yr old girl comes up to ask for a drink n is wandering round my room. Next thing " what's this auntie charley?" Holding up a 16 inch double ended dildo. We just burst into laughter how to explain??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs  "
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around. "
How awkward! Doh  get yourself a little lockable bedding box or something to stash it all In....it's all scattered on your floor so it'll keep your room a bit tidier anyhow....then you might be able to find your glasses a bit easier 
I'll come one day this week and get that other stuff whacked together if you like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around.
How awkward! Doh get yourself a little lockable bedding box or something to stash it all In....it's all scattered on your floor so it'll keep your room a bit tidier anyhow....then you might be able to find your glasses a bit easier
I'll come one day this week and get that other stuff whacked together if you like? "
Its not all over my floor!!!just forgot to put it away x and rooms starting to get tidier
Yeah that'd be good thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around.
How awkward! Doh get yourself a little lockable bedding box or something to stash it all In....it's all scattered on your floor so it'll keep your room a bit tidier anyhow....then you might be able to find your glasses a bit easier
I'll come one day this week and get that other stuff whacked together if you like?
Its not all over my floor!!!just forgot to put it away x and rooms starting to get tidier
Yeah that'd be good thanks"
I was only taking the mick
And ok cool, wed I think I'm free all day...I might pop in for a cuppa and sit and have a do at those bits if that's ok with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could say it's a special pillow for your neck, or something similar.
Mind you, our advice might not be that good. When our boy was 8, we tried to explain that the clitoral vibrator he'd discovered in our bedroom was in fact a knee massager. This backfired when he took it into school a little while later for a show and tell. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around.
How awkward! Doh get yourself a little lockable bedding box or something to stash it all In....it's all scattered on your floor so it'll keep your room a bit tidier anyhow....then you might be able to find your glasses a bit easier
I'll come one day this week and get that other stuff whacked together if you like?
Its not all over my floor!!!just forgot to put it away x and rooms starting to get tidier
Yeah that'd be good thanks
I was only taking the mick
And ok cool, wed I think I'm free all day...I might pop in for a cuppa and sit and have a do at those bits if that's ok with you? "
Might be better if you make your plans in PM rather than in the forums  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thats gonna be me putting a bloody flat pack toy box together now I guess?....ffs
Didn't think of that. Everything else is here when ya free x
We just said it's a grown up toy. But what do you do with it. We went for wave it around.
How awkward! Doh get yourself a little lockable bedding box or something to stash it all In....it's all scattered on your floor so it'll keep your room a bit tidier anyhow....then you might be able to find your glasses a bit easier
I'll come one day this week and get that other stuff whacked together if you like?
Its not all over my floor!!!just forgot to put it away x and rooms starting to get tidier
Yeah that'd be good thanks
I was only taking the mick
And ok cool, wed I think I'm free all day...I might pop in for a cuppa and sit and have a do at those bits if that's ok with you?
Might be better if you make your plans in PM rather than in the forums "
Do apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of when our 2 d oldest was about 3. She had been in our room being nosey and all of a sudden we heard her scream and burst into tears. We ran in thinking she'd seriously hurt herself to find my vibrator on the floor buzzing around!
Needless to say, she never went nosing again 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple "
We were both in the room. And she said I had to deal with it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
We were both in the room. And she said I had to deal with it x "
Nice of her so what did you say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums' 
Hahaha."
Is she aware of her popularity on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums'
Hahaha.
Is she aware of her popularity on here? "
Shall I let her know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums'
Hahaha.
Is she aware of her popularity on here?
Shall I let her know?"
Damn right....she's going on my hotlist! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums'
Hahaha.
Is she aware of her popularity on here?
Shall I let her know?"
If I were to meet her, I'd buy her a lovely bunch of flowers for the joy her presence has brought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums'
Hahaha.
Is she aware of her popularity on here?
Shall I let her know?
Damn right....she's going on my hotlist! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just say it's your mums she left it here by mistake then let her mum explain Simple
Oh no, say it's ErectJim's mums'
Hahaha.
Is she aware of her popularity on here?
Shall I let her know?
If I were to meet her, I'd buy her a lovely bunch of flowers for the joy her presence has brought "
Haha, she really is a giver. |
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