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Interested in a clique?

By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi I've been thinking about starting a clique in the forums as I'm currently clique-less.

Any forum members new or old interested in joining, PM me and I'll re_iew your credentials, all applicants will remain private.

To be clear unlike other cliques in here this is an elitist clique, slightly unfriendly with a hint of arrogance. The successful candidate will be able to elude to in-clique jokes without explaining them, talk in code and tell complete lies to newbies.

Good luck with your applications.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh oh can i join im not in one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well I suppose I better get my application in then.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"oh oh can i join im not in one lol "

You're Pussy Posse hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I've been thinking about starting a clique in the forums as I'm currently clique-less.

Any forum members new or old interested in joining, PM me and I'll re_iew your credentials, all applicants will remain private.

Good luck with your applications."

Actually .....it's ALLUDE..... not elude...

Does that qualify me automatically monkey nuts ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cool dont need him then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to paraphrase Groucho "we don't want to belong to any clique that would have us as members"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on... I don't have a clique xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"to paraphrase Groucho "we don't want to belong to any clique that would have us as members""

I think you'll find that's Parrot Phrase.....

Look boss....... am I in yet ?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hi I've been thinking about starting a clique in the forums as I'm currently clique-less.

Any forum members new or old interested in joining, PM me and I'll re_iew your credentials, all applicants will remain private.

Good luck with your applications.

Actually .....it's ALLUDE..... not elude...

Does that qualify me automatically monkey nuts ??"

You're in! ...git.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id rather be in a really big clique that would accept anybody. Sorry wont be applying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

parrot phrase!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yayyyyyyyyyy

I'm not joining. I've just looked at membership requirements and there's already those types of cliques here.

I wanna be in the unique clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"parrot phrase!! lol"

Well at least you didn't take me seriously x

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so."

Nooooooooooooooo chance loser....we have special t-shirts n everything! Ha!! beat that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could start the ultimate in exclusive cliques and be the only member

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I've been thinking about starting a clique in the forums as I'm currently clique-less.

Any forum members new or old interested in joining, PM me and I'll re_iew your credentials, all applicants will remain private.

Good luck with your applications."

You might have more fun in concentrating on getting meets as cliques are overrated

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so.

Nooooooooooooooo chance loser....we have special t-shirts n everything! Ha!! beat that

You haven't heard our in-joke yet it's hilarious and the beauty is, it doesn't even have to exist!

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memo to clique secretary

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We need special t-shirts (and hot pants) fucking ASAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so.

Nooooooooooooooo chance loser....we have special t-shirts n everything! Ha!! beat that

You haven't heard our in-joke yet it's hilarious and the beauty is, it doesn't even have to exist!

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memo to clique secretary

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We need special t-shirts (and hot pants) fucking ASAP!!!"

dont forget the baseball caps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody want a clicky knee?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Anybody want a clicky knee?

I've got 2 already! 30 years of 5-a-side and squash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so.

Nooooooooooooooo chance loser....we have special t-shirts n everything! Ha!! beat that

You haven't heard our in-joke yet it's hilarious and the beauty is, it doesn't even have to exist!

------

memo to clique secretary

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We need special t-shirts (and hot pants) fucking ASAP!!!"

Don't forget the socials, sorry meant battle plan strategy meets in smoke filled pub back rooms. Bugger no more smoking in pubs, that puts the mockers on that idea then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm currently in a one-person-clique doing all of this except lieing to newbies, something I can certainly expand to.

As a clique are we allowed to bait forum regs 'till they join a thread soloey to insult us?

I assume there'll be lots of in-clique backslapping and agreement, regardless of setting?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm currently in a one-person-clique doing all of this except lieing to newbies, something I can certainly expand to.

As a clique are we allowed to bait forum regs 'till they join a thread soloey to insult us?

I assume there'll be lots of in-clique backslapping and agreement, regardless of setting?"

You're exactly what I'm looking for, welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm currently in a one-person-clique doing all of this except lieing to newbies, something I can certainly expand to.

As a clique are we allowed to bait forum regs 'till they join a thread soloey to insult us?

I assume there'll be lots of in-clique backslapping and agreement, regardless of setting?

You're exactly what I'm looking for, welcome!"

Excellent!

I'd like to start by thanking you and finish by saying:

Come on in, the J Kyle crowd, we need some adversity!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough."

loo roll!!! fook how posh are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough.

loo roll!!! fook how posh are you

And it's the quilted type.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am in the most elite clique of all…. mine and it’s only me that’s in it because I am the only one good enough to be in it. None of you lot are welcome in the polo clique… it’s very exclusive and I have standards to maintain!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough.

loo roll!!! fook how posh are you

And it's the quilted type.

PAH!!! I toilet roll fetish sub-clique appears to have formed within my parent clique.

There was always that danger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am in the most elite clique of all…. mine and it’s only me that’s in it because I am the only one good enough to be in it. None of you lot are welcome in the polo clique… it’s very exclusive and I have standards to maintain!

It looks lonely down there - Why've you given teddy a cup ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough.

loo roll!!! fook how posh are you

And it's the quilted type.

PAH!!! I toilet roll fetish sub-clique appears to have formed within my parent clique.

There was always that danger."

This is getting personal. I bulk buy loo rolls...

Wasn't he a singer ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always interested in berating a forum clique in the name of the little guy or newbie so would you be kind enough to let me know when you're all set up and ready to go and we can all meet up and assume our positions?

Will you be a clique about anything specific or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

If you could let me know in advance, I'll adjust my arguments accordingly!

Thanks in anticipation

Oli

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It looks lonely down there - Why've you given teddy a cup ?"

Charity work.... he didn't have a pot to piss in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you be doing the usual clique thing of totally denying it's a clique once it's formed?

Also lob in a bit of righteous indignation that someone might have the temerity to suggest that people acting like they are in a clique are in fact....drum roll...in a clique.

If it looks like a clique and acts like a clique...it's a c

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I`ve got a readily prepared "hit list" I will be only too happy to share.

I had a list as well, but the toilet roll wasn't long enough.

loo roll!!! fook how posh are you

And it's the quilted type.

PAH!!! I toilet roll fetish sub-clique appears to have formed within my parent clique.

There was always that danger.

This is getting personal. I bulk buy loo rolls...

Wasn't he a singer ?"

That was Lou Rawls you nincompoop!

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"we can all meet up and assume our positions?

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?"

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All cliques should have their coat of arms that should be incorporated into their avatars. Pesky newbies would run in fear. Other cliques would show respect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

What kind of smileys does one use for aggressive aggresive ?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"All cliques should have their coat of arms that should be incorporated into their avatars. Pesky newbies would run in fear. Other cliques would show respect."

I like it! I'm designing an avatar badge at once!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

What kind of smileys does one use for aggressive aggresive ?"

you write a nasty message then put

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one has replied to 'liveforthemoment' ! This is systematic bullying and this clique is really cliquing !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All cliques should have their coat of arms that should be incorporated into their avatars. Pesky newbies would run in fear. Other cliques would show respect.

I like it! I'm designing an avatar badge at once!"
I feel i am in the Big click called fab

I am singling everyone out for this click ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the the 1 click clique? Am I in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

What kind of smileys does one use for aggressive aggresive ?

you write a nasty message then put

Your mother wears odd socks!

Like that ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel i am in the Big click called fab

I am singling everyone out for this click ,, lol "

Can I join the Big Click Club? I'll never qualify for the Big Cock Club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mother wears odd socks!

Like that ??"

Definetly along those lines!

But for it to be really effective, you need other clique members to quickly post in the thread, supporting you, thus:

"I agree 100% huh, OP is up their arse"

"You go babe,

, you are totally right"

etc.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

Your mother wears odd socks!

Like that ??

Definetly along those lines!

But for it to be really effective, you need other clique members to quickly post in the thread, supporting you, thus:

"I agree 100% huh, OP is up their arse"

"You go babe,

, you are totally right"

etc."

arhhhh right...you mean like this?

Granny Ive never met his mother but i bet she does

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"No one has replied to 'liveforthemoment' ! This is systematic bullying and this clique is really cliquing !"

My new clique is performing awesomely but I'm worried we are peaking too early, the regionals are some way off and Pussy Posse have better t-shirts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Useful advice from experts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny Ive never met his mother but i bet she does

You are so spot on, hun, completely agree with how you say that

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"No one has replied to 'liveforthemoment' ! This is systematic bullying and this clique is really cliquing !

My new clique is performing awesomely but I'm worried we are peaking too early, the regionals are some way off and Pussy Posse have better t-shirts."

and new gold leaf hot pants...thanks for the heads up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one has replied to 'liveforthemoment' ! This is systematic bullying and this clique is really cliquing !

My new clique is performing awesomely but I'm worried we are peaking too early, the regionals are some way off and Pussy Posse have better t-shirts."

Nooo, consider this thread the... gun room. Soon we enter the matrix and do battle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTG baby cakes!

We are So right sister !

The Wother Suckin' Wock Faring of differnt colours is soooooooooo not right

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"No one has replied to 'liveforthemoment' ! This is systematic bullying and this clique is really cliquing !

My new clique is performing awesomely but I'm worried we are peaking too early, the regionals are some way off and Pussy Posse have better t-shirts.

and new gold leaf hot pants...thanks for the heads up

Ah ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTG baby cakes!

We are So right sister !

The Wother Suckin' Wock Faring of differnt colours is soooooooooo not right

i wuv u.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTG baby cakes!

We are So right sister !

The Wother Suckin' Wock Faring of differnt colours is soooooooooo not right

i wuv u.

gr8! lts mk bbs xxxxxxx mwah mwah xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel i am in the Big click called fab

I am singling everyone out for this click ,, lol

Can I join the Big Click Club? I'll never qualify for the Big Cock Club

"
YES YOUR IN the click no ones left out ok xxxx big or small ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

If you could look into the possibility that would be much appreciated. I feel there may be room in the market for another clique to behave in the same manner.

I would assume the gross over-use of smileys is a given although I agree with a couple of the other forum posters that the range may have to be expanded. Maybe looking at such additions as 'smug-bastard', 'I'm not listening' and my personal favourite 'I'm sticking to my personal attack even thought it clearly has nothing to do with me or is relevant to the actual question asked by the OP'.

If you could take the time to either ignore these points or tell me that your're better than me at your earliest convenience, that would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...or will it just be a regulation forum clique, cyberbullying and hassling anyone who dares to say something that the mob doesn't like by prefacing your comments with 'its only my opinion though'?

Whilst I'm not the cliques' Führer, I would certainly hope we would aspire to do the above, although I'm not sure there's space for two cliques to do this?

I would also hope for the over-use of smilies in order to posture us as mostly using passive-aggressive stances in our posts.

If you could look into the possibility that would be much appreciated. I feel there may be room in the market for another clique to behave in the same manner.

If you could take the time to either ignore these points or tell me that your're better than me at your earliest convenience, that would be much appreciated

I am better than you but he who thinks he is Top Monkey will sniff you over....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calling Top Monkey ...... Calling Top Monkey ...

We have another Twatlicant in ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you could look into the possibility that would be much appreciated. I feel there may be room in the market for another clique to behave in the same manner.

If you could take the time to either ignore these points or tell me that your're better than me at your earliest convenience, that would be much appreciated

We certainly don't have enough emoticons, this is true, the only vaguely insulting one is

although I do think

can be used to mean "I can't believe the crap you are coming out with".

We should also look into the use of post familiarisms to further exclude the newbies.

For instance I could reply to you with

"but you know why I say that"

it's a good extention to the injoke, I feel.

oh, and:

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

doesn't even merit a respons, tut.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

Newbies have thier own board...its called introductions. Should they wish to progress to swingers chat or god forbid the lounge they have to wait till cliques acnowledges them on the intros board.....The are some single males that have been in there years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm I have to go out for a bit, I do hope our new clique doesn't implode under the weight of it's own fabulosity.

Monkey! Monkey! Where for art thou?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must bring England to task for the gross misrepresentation of

This does not EVER signify I cannot believe the crap you are coming out with ( butter subsitute alert coming on )

clearly means - by fucking God you are a scary munter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn.... I did't mean rolley eyes.....I meant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Newbies have thier own board...its called introductions. Should they wish to progress to swingers chat or god forbid the lounge they have to wait till cliques acnowledges them on the intros board.....The are some single males that have been in there years

I can't believe the crap you are coming out with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn.... I did't mean rolley eyes.....I meant

Thats ok babe, I know what you mean (you know what I mean?!)

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Calling Top Monkey ...... Calling Top Monkey ...

We have another Twatlicant in ?? "

Babes I totally agree

Although I'm not exactly sure what he has said as I'm completely ignoring him babes hun.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

I can't believe the crap you are coming out with"

shhhhhhhhhhhhh im on a roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm I have to go out for a bit, I do hope our new clique doesn't implode under the weight of it's own fabulosity.

Monkey! Monkey! Where for art thou?

"
You do make me smile here

read your post think what ever next your very diffrent ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Calling Top Monkey ...... Calling Top Monkey ...

We have another Twatlicant in ??

Babes I totally agree

Although I'm not exactly sure what he has said as I'm completely ignoring him babes hun."

And don't stop, you are better than him, no matter what the twats around here say. You stick to your _iews, mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget to start your own totally pointless threads like "good morning fellow cliquers" to reinforce clique bonding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Leave my aunty out of this ! Would you think it was funny if your aunty died from being hit by a flying brick from a clique prick ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

"
well clicks come in all -sorts I was very anti- too... but i hate to have people left out .. lol so best say all in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

"
well clicks come in all -sorts I was very anti- too... but i hate to have people left out .. lol so best say all in

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Leave my aunty out of this ! Would you think it was funny if your aunty died from being hit by a flying brick from a clique prick ?"

Thanks Granny you just induced another coughing/farting/laughing fit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Leave my aunty out of this ! Would you think it was funny if your aunty died from being hit by a flying brick from a clique prick ?"

must have mutual sympathy threads too where other member can reply with such as:-

oh my god that's awful hun.

Hope your cock gets better soon mate.

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"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Leave my aunty out of this ! Would you think it was funny if your aunty died from being hit by a flying brick from a clique prick ?

Thanks Granny you just induced another coughing/farting/laughing fit."

He who laughs last, laughs hardest, and then is killed by those who laugh first, in order to assure that this incident never occurs again...

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is there a lunchtime clique which brings cream cakes for their newest members?.... or am I expecting too much?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Leave my aunty out of this ! Would you think it was funny if your aunty died from being hit by a flying brick from a clique prick ?

Thanks Granny you just induced another coughing/farting/laughing fit.

He who laughs last, laughs hardest, and then is killed by those who laugh first, in order to assure that this incident never occurs again..."

feeble attempt to be the last poster on the thread by intimidation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a lunchtime clique which brings cream cakes for their newest members?.... or am I expecting too much?"

they just take the biscuit

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan."

I've just been to my clique HQ and took a clique reading from the clique-ometer and things aren't looking good fellow cliquers.

The structural integrity of our clique is starting to collapse under the weigth of members. It's possible that a brand new poster on this thread might actually cause it to implode on itself causing it to form a clique-hole.

Any cliqueologists here will of course realise that if that happens my clique will actually become the whole of fabswingers.co.uk indeed rendering it an anti-clique as martinapollo predicted.

Obviously that's not counting Dirtydevil666 who still hasn't fucking left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan.

I've just been to my clique HQ and took a clique reading from the clique-ometer and things aren't looking good fellow cliquers.

Any cliqueologists here will of course realise that if that happens my clique will actually become the whole of fabswingers.co.uk indeed rendering it an anti-clique as martinapollo predicted.

Obviously that's not counting Dirtydevil666 who still hasn't fucking left."

Do my Bosons give you a hadron?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the 'Dig A Big Hole' clique, being pestered by a smart arse that calls himself Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan.

I've just been to my clique HQ and took a clique reading from the clique-ometer and things aren't looking good fellow cliquers.

Any cliqueologists here will of course realise that if that happens my clique will actually become the whole of fabswingers.co.uk indeed rendering it an anti-clique as martinapollo predicted.

Obviously that's not counting Dirtydevil666 who still hasn't fucking left.

Do my Bosons give you a hadron?

No but your captain makes me squirt !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in the 'Dig A Big Hole' clique, being pestered by a smart arse that calls himself Sherlock

No Shit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan.

I've just been to my clique HQ and took a clique reading from the clique-ometer and things aren't looking good fellow cliquers.

Any cliqueologists here will of course realise that if that happens my clique will actually become the whole of fabswingers.co.uk indeed rendering it an anti-clique as martinapollo predicted.

Obviously that's not counting Dirtydevil666 who still hasn't fucking left."

Mmmmmmm chief Munkey ( salacious lip lickin hip swirlin pussy pumpin smiley )

We have 4 minutes to blow out! What SHALL we do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm not exactly sure what he has said as I'm completely ignoring him babes hun.

And don't stop, you are better than him, no matter what the twats around here say. You stick to your _iews, mate."

Thanks guys, your going out your way to make me feel part of the process. I can't thank you for it as that would be siding with you so I'll just say that 'you're both wrong and if you'd actually taken time to read the OP you'd see that what you're doing amounts to cyber-bullying as you've clearly not read what he wrote and are just having a go at him for the sake of it and keep in with the same usual forum clique!!' (how am I doing? ok so far?)

'Who are you to ignore me? I'm surprised you can get up on your soapbox, its so high!'

I'll stop now so I don't use any more insults until we're actually off and running.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well i think its lovely we can be open about the click , lol thats why i feel part of it ,,

open to everyone god that make us tarts ,, lol

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"billy nooooooooooooooooooo mates

Ha! You laugh now but will you be laughing when my clique beats yours in this years Fabswingers Clique-off regionals.

I don't think so.

Nooooooooooooooo chance loser....we have special t-shirts n everything! Ha!! beat that

the mouldy mufia aka the pussy posse is a thing of the past.

MACKEM CLIQUE rules now lmao

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"We have 4 minutes to blow out! What SHALL we do ?"

That's enough time to boil an egg AND have a wank.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Mmmmmmm chief Munkey ( salacious lip lickin hip swirlin pussy pumpin smiley )

We have 4 minutes to blow out! What SHALL we do ?"

Well!... I noticed in another thread that you can play quite a few instruments, If your skills stretch to playing the pink Oboe then 4 minutes will be perfect! I'm polishing it now just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm not exactly sure what he has said as I'm completely ignoring him babes hun.

And don't stop, you are better than him, no matter what the twats around here say. You stick to your _iews, mate.

'Who are you to ignore me? I'm surprised you can get up on your soapbox, its so high!'

I'll stop now so I don't use any more insults until we're actually off and running.

As a newbie please restrict yourself to the use of the

smiley. Unky Munkey will prepare you for a passing out ceremony ( Far too fond of asphyxiation play if you ask me ) and then you can progress to

The road to

is but a well used bottom away glasshopparrrrrrr !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmm chief Munkey ( salacious lip lickin hip swirlin pussy pumpin smiley )

We have 4 minutes to blow out! What SHALL we do ?

Well!... I noticed in another thread that you can play quite a few instruments, If your skills stretch to playing the pink Oboe then 4 minutes will be perfect! I'm polishing it now just in case."

Looks like it needs so much plucking I was sure it was a banjo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry .......forgot the

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

And who said guys cant multi task

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think click should have T-shirts made just Fab on them you know is a big thing this year all clebs doing it ,, lol

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I got a thingy that makes cliques.

Its true... its got a button, I press it and it goes "clique".

In fact, I think I'll sell it, any offers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got a thingy that makes cliques.

Its true... its got a button, I press it and it goes "clique".

In fact, I think I'll sell it, any offers?"

I remember those.......... is it a clickit?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Do my Bosons give you a hadron?

LOL I just checked your pics and can confirm that your Bosons have caused all my particles to collide. I need a wet wipe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard scientists t boasting that the hadron Collider will solve the mystery of life and the origins of the universe.

I'd be more impressed if it could explain why people in my street still have England flags on their houses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a clique...isn't that a beauty product?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard scientists t boasting that the hadron Collider will solve the mystery of life and the origins of the universe.

I'd be more impressed if it could explain why people in my street still have England flags on their houses."

Especially as you live in Sidcup...that's in France isn't it (well nearly!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning ! Indiscriminate use of bollock talking smiley !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was a legitimate deployment due to the bollockness of the post above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"was a legitimate deployment due to the bollockness of the post above

Sorry...I will go write my lines x

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Now hold on one minute here!

I've been very accommodating and probably allowed a few too many in my clique already but I'm sorry if you think I'm letting the French in then you have another thing coming.

Bonjour et au revoir mon ami

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now hold on one minute here!

I've been very accommodating and probably allowed a few too many in my clique already but I'm sorry if you think I'm letting the French in then you have another thing coming.

Bonjour et au revoir mon ami"

zut alors! then all you have left is -------. the french have decided to place an embargo on all french words commonly used in english. this would include the word "clique"

your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Now hold on one minute here!

I've been very accommodating and probably allowed a few too many in my clique already but I'm sorry if you think I'm letting the French in then you have another thing coming.

Bonjour et au revoir mon ami

zut alors! then all you have left is -------. the french have decided to place an embargo on all french words commonly used in english. this would include the word "clique"

your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

LOL I've always hated cliques anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this isn't a clique, technically it is an anti-clique

Most of the universe is composed of anti-clique, so I saw on Discovery Chan.

I've just been to my clique HQ and took a clique reading from the clique-ometer and things aren't looking good fellow cliquers.

Any cliqueologists here will of course realise that if that happens my clique will actually become the whole of fabswingers.co.uk indeed rendering it an anti-clique as martinapollo predicted.

Obviously that's not counting Dirtydevil666 who still hasn't fucking left."

p off, I am starting a nipple clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now hold on one minute here!

I've been very accommodating and probably allowed a few too many in my clique already but I'm sorry if you think I'm letting the French in then you have another thing coming.

Bonjour et au revoir mon ami"

God no Spanish either! Hate that bunch. bad enough we share a border with them!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"God no Spanish either! Hate that bunch. bad enough we share a border with them!"

Here's me thinking Portugal loved Spain.

-- Funky stands back and dons his flame retardant monkey suit --

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God no Spanish either! Hate that bunch. bad enough we share a border with them!

Here's me thinking Portugal loved Spain.

-- Funky stands back and dons his flame retardant monkey suit --"

S'ok, being from Sunderland you are allowed to be, well, you know... "deficient".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i be in this clique please, it seems just right for me. I am fairly new ish but saw other cliques on here from the moment i typed my first word. I promise to carry on in the same obnoxious way as i always have on the forums - ooo err missus

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

I think I'm more of the Groucho Marx thinking here - I would not belong to a clique that would have me as a member...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'm more of the Groucho Marx thinking here - I would not belong to a clique that would have me as a member..."

move along please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i be in this clique please, it seems just right for me. I am fairly new ish but saw other cliques on here from the moment i typed my first word. I promise to carry on in the same obnoxious way as i always have on the forums - ooo err missus

You are more than welcome but you have to prove your worth as a right of passage!

Now, nip into another thread and spread disease, famine, lies, rape and honey.

Oh hold on, no, not honey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

embargo français. n'employez pas la clique de mot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"embargo français. n'employez pas la clique de mot"

Croissants , onions , vo le vonts.. Le Shuttelllllll, La Pi Ador!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"embargo français. n'employez pas la clique de mot"

Tut! Actually, I'll use any french word I like, It's a fair swap for pulling them out of the shit in the 40's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"embargo français. n'employez pas la clique de mot

Tut! Actually, I'll use any french word I like, It's a fair swap for pulling them out of the shit in the 40's.

Merde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eh bien, bon weekend

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i've read all the way down to the bottom of this thread and i still cant decide if i want in or not

can you be polycliqueimous???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i've read all the way down to the bottom of this thread and i still cant decide if i want in or not

can you be polycliqueimous???"

We'll have none of that going-both-ways crap around here missy!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"i've read all the way down to the bottom of this thread and i still cant decide if i want in or not

can you be polycliqueimous???

We'll have none of that going-both-ways crap around here missy!

i didnt say bicliqual!!

i just want to be clear of the rules before i commit adultery on any clique, how about soft clique play??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could get tricky with meets. Would it be a bit incestuous meeting other clique members or would it be more like treason meeting non clique members. Clique members might just have to be celebate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont usually watch it but was surfing my free_iew AND HUSH MY MOUTH .... BUT HOW STRANGE ??????.......ON QVC at this very moment they are selling click free branded back up drives ...it must be a sign

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, damn, what a shame! I'm afraid I've already joined another Clique, and it's just not cricket to be a member of multiple cliques at the same time

You'll just have to enjoy your Skonchy selves without me!

Donkeys are Aliens...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na i dunna do cliques ill talk ta anybody me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Na i dunna do cliques ill talk ta anybody me lol xx

Theres an opening for an "Ill talk to anyone" clique

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Na i dunna do cliques ill talk ta anybody me lol xx

Theres an opening for an "Ill talk to anyone" clique

i think im in that one.yes sucsess at last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in a league of my own, no need to join any cliques!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

bumpety bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

"
ooooooo errrrrr.............. so how many are there...........and wheres the application forms.......and can i bring a friened lol..........xxx

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

its bad news when your in the wrong clique.even your own clique members dont tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it at this point someone completely changes the thread?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"is it at this point someone completely changes the thread?

to late that was 22 messages ago.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

ooooooo errrrrr.............. so how many are there...........and wheres the application forms.......and can i bring a friened lol..........xxx

See the Op fro an application form.

And did you mean friend or fiend? It matters cos if its a fiend, i dont think a current clique member would be acceptable to the new clique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

ooooooo errrrrr.............. so how many are there...........and wheres the application forms.......and can i bring a friened lol..........xxx

See the Op fro an application form.

And did you mean friend or fiend? It matters cos if its a fiend, i dont think a current clique member would be acceptable to the new clique."
i manet fiend im billy no mates me....... and whats a friend can i get one of those here too then lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and can i get typing lessons here too lmao

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

ooooooo errrrrr.............. so how many are there...........and wheres the application forms.......and can i bring a friened lol..........xxx

See the Op fro an application form.

And did you mean friend or fiend? It matters cos if its a fiend, i dont think a current clique member would be acceptable to the new clique."

the new clique,has rejected the old clique.for not being cliquesh enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can someone tell me what the eck this thread is about? lol xxx

youve got to be in the clique,to know that.

correction, you gotta be in the correct clique to know that

ooooooo errrrrr.............. so how many are there...........and wheres the application forms.......and can i bring a friened lol..........xxx

See the Op fro an application form.

And did you mean friend or fiend? It matters cos if its a fiend, i dont think a current clique member would be acceptable to the new clique.

the new clique,has rejected the old clique.for not being cliquesh enough."

So i've been black balled ?

I demand to be inspected by inspector monkey !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Click is when people only post on there friends post here ... lolol and what ever thay say is right ,, lol Thats a click ... ok friends. And if thay pick on a person all the rest will too ,, lol thats a click.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Click is when people only post on there friends post here ... lolol and what ever thay say is right ,, lol Thats a click ... ok friends. And if thay pick on a person all the rest will too ,, lol thats a click. "

Is there a paranoia clique ?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is there a paranoia clique ?"
cliche clique?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

am not getting involved in any clique on here..ever ever ever.

being a A list swinger, me and my other A lister's feel it is so beneath us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a paranoia clique ?"
God i am sure there is ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a paranoia clique ? God i am sure there is ,, lol "

I have asked you not to use my real name in here......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"am not getting involved in any clique on here..ever ever ever.

being a A list swinger, me and my other A lister's feel it is so beneath us."
sure is beneath all normal people thay just dont put up with the crap xxx Lifes much to short for clicky people who really need to get a life ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a paranoia clique ?cliche clique?"

Cheese n Broccolli cliche for me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a paranoia clique ? God i am sure there is ,, lol

YOU GOD NOW ,, LOL X Some times i do hope he will step in a save the day here when things get nasty ,, lol

I have asked you not to use my real name in here......"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a paranoia clique ?"

Who wants to know? Why are you asking us? You ain't seen us.....roight???

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Is there a paranoia clique ?

Who wants to know? Why are you asking us? You ain't seen us.....roight???

just because your paranoid,doesnt mean you dont have enemies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've sent my membership application by pigeon post.

Paddy xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That sounds a bit like a weekend social we went to in Bristol through another site. The room was really nice though and we renamed it The Bristol Unsocial. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but its funny as.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That sounds a bit like a weekend social we went to in Bristol through another site. The room was really nice though and we renamed it The Bristol Unsocial. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but its funny as. "
ooo well i hope you still had some fun.... people at times can be very strange in swinging and need there clicks to fit in really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're fully paid up members of the Freaks 'n' Geeks Twice A Week Nipple Tweak and Pre Cum Leak Clique sponsored by Clinique.

Anyone can join except those with a stammer. No offence but the swearing in process could take the rest of our lives!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yeah we did as it happens cos someone we already knew was there, we played with them. They were bit fed up with the cliqueyness too, it seemed to throw us together, in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're fully paid up members of the Freaks 'n' Geeks Twice A Week Nipple Tweak and Pre Cum Leak Clique sponsored by Clinique.

Anyone can join except those with a stammer. No offence but the swearing in process could take the rest of our lives!!!!

fuh fuh fuhhhhhh fu fu fuhhhhhhhhh fuhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're fully paid up members of the Freaks 'n' Geeks Twice A Week Nipple Tweak and Pre Cum Leak Clique sponsored by Clinique.

Anyone can join except those with a stammer. No offence but the swearing in process could take the rest of our lives!!!!

fuh fuh fuhhhhhh fu fu fuhhhhhhhhh fuhhhhh "

Told you

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"So i've been black balled ?

I demand to be inspected by inspector monkey !"

I'm happy to inspect you anytime, I always carry a pair of marigolds (with fur cuffs) on me at all times.

As for black balling, as you are a founder member of my clique you are therefore immune from black balling. Unless of course 2 or 3 of our sub-cliques gang together and try to overthrow the parent clique. For instance I've never trusted the toilet roll fetish sub-clique, splitters!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

My ex always wanted to be black balled, but she could never get past the first 10.5 inch of cock.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

My ex always wanted to be black balled, but she could never get past the first 10.5 inch of cock."

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