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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tweezers done by a women on the change 
Double bugger off lol it's got to be diy  "
As I tell the mrs no pain no gain !!!! I can also supply the tweezers and the women lol lol |
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I dare you to go up to one of those Threading women, the ones who get rid of womens' top lip and eyebrow hairs by using a big long thread they hold in their teeth. Ask her if she can remove a couple of unwanted hairs then drop your duds and show her your starfish! Go on man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll need
1,lighter
2,reasonably priced brandy
3,wooden mop
4,fire extinguisher
5,a friend
Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .
Biting down on the wooden mop you then get your friend to pour the brandy over your arse and light it ,this is where the extinguisher comes in ,also try not to fart at this point or your friend may get a face full ,
Good luck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need
1,lighter
2,reasonably priced brandy
3,wooden mop
4,fire extinguisher
5,a friend
Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .
Biting down on the wooden mop you then get your friend to pour the brandy over your arse and light it ,this is where the extinguisher comes in ,also try not to fart at this point or your friend may get a face full ,
Good luck "
I actually cried with laughter reading that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need
1,lighter
2,reasonably priced brandy
3,wooden mop
4,fire extinguisher
5,a friend
Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .
Biting down on the wooden mop you then get your friend to pour the brandy over your arse and light it ,this is where the extinguisher comes in ,also try not to fart at this point or your friend may get a face full ,
Good luck
I actually cried with laughter reading that! "
Wondering if he's in A&E ,hasn't got back to me  |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
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Am being serious here (a bit of a novelty for me) if any of you want to know about getting rid of the hair on your bits. Google "Mumsnet pubic hair removal" I found the site over Xmas and found the entire site to he filled with info from the ladies who contribute to its advice columns, everything from pegging to fellatio. Give it a try you might learn something, I did. |
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