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To do or not to do ....... again.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I once had sex with a bloke who sweat so much that I thought I was in a 'Hold that Slippery Hog Competition' Never seen so much water leaking from a body in my life!
As nice as he was - and he was - I won't do a return match.
Has anything that wasn't really that persons fault put you off ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooo sweat would put me off big time, ooo im shivering just reading what you have written, im not good with sweat.
I wasnt keen on this guys pubic hair once, it was very bushy and wiry. He was a nice enough guy, friendly, witty etc. Things got a little heated and he was pleasuring me on the edge of the jacuzzi. It was only when i thought id be nice and return the favour that he got on the edge for a bj and he was very wiry. I couldnt do the bj properly, only concentrated on the top inch or so cos i didnt want my nose or mouth touch the wiry hair.  |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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I met a guy with his wife socially and he turned up(after driving for an hour to get there) with a clear damp patch on his tshirt and a certain smell radianting from him.
There was no way I was going near him anyway so the smell just nailed the coffin for me.
If he knew that he gets a touch smelly when driving a fresh shirt and deodrant once they arrived would be good.
Not even sure if he showered before meeting socially?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!! 
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great."
A thing that slices cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes i had this one time I did think he may die on the job told him to rest...... seen nothing like it before after he said was fist time he had taken viagra .... yes worried me a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" yes i had this one time I did think he may die on the job told him to rest...... seen nothing like it before after he said was fist time he had taken viagra .... yes worried me a bit."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! Thanks. How STUPID am I
Maybe he was on the ole tabs.......awwwwwwww - Never again I needed flippers. |
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!!
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.
A thing that slices cheese. "
Don't get me started on processed cows!
Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!!
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.
A thing that slices cheese.
Don't get me started on processed cows!
Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce."
You were supposed to say
A thing that slices cheese ? that sounds grate!
You spoiled it. |
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!!
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.
A thing that slices cheese.
Don't get me started on processed cows!
Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce."
I dunno, depends if there are chunks of cheese contained in the vomit. |
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!!
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.
A thing that slices cheese. "
A thing that slices cheese? That sounds grate! |
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"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!
boak!!
What's a clinker? They sound great.
Crystal balls silly !
What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.
A thing that slices cheese.
Don't get me started on processed cows!
Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce.
I dunno, depends if there are chunks of cheese contained in the vomit."
(((shudder))) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't 
I regret asking.
It pales into insignificance alongside seeing."
Must...not...Google  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't
I regret asking.
It pales into insignificance alongside seeing.
Must...not...Google "
If you aint got a hairy bum, you wont get any clinkers, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't
I regret asking.
It pales into insignificance alongside seeing.
Must...not...Google
If you aint got a hairy bum, you wont get any clinkers, lol "
I've just realised what they are, feel physically sick
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again
We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.
I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat
I'm getting too fookin' old for this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again
We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.
I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat
I'm getting too fookin' old for this "
How about slow sensual screwing Jack ? One woman at a time ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again
We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.
I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat
I'm getting too fookin' old for this
How about slow sensual screwing Jack ? One woman at a time ... "
Yeah.. I can do slow sensual 
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