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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Since Tosh never turned up for shift this morning, looks like its Christos cooking..

beggers cant be choosers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! I've done the morning shift already.....this is slave labour this is....

I'll have the unions on ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi! I've done the morning shift already.....this is slave labour this is....

I'll have the unions on ya

put your pinny back on and get in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poached eggs on toast for me please

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

Toasted bacon sarni please and some fruit so I feel better about it all

Ta very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal"

I'll have the same please,no butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal"

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

I'll have the same please,no butter

Same no butter

you taking that in.bed too?

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Runny boiled egg and unbutteted soldiers. Glass of OJ.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toasted bacon sarni please and some fruit so I feel better about it all

Ta very much "

Fruit salad ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast for me please "

Nice and simple! I like you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Runny boiled egg and unbutteted soldiers. Glass of OJ."

No worries! Plenty of free range allotment eggs here

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Toasted bacon sarni please and some fruit so I feel better about it all

Ta very much

Fruit salad ok?

What about the toasted bacon sarni , I already been out shopping need feeding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi! I've done the morning shift already.....this is slave labour this is....

I'll have the unions on ya

put your pinny back on and get in the kitchen

You lending a hand here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toasted bacon sarni please and some fruit so I feel better about it all

Ta very much

Fruit salad ok?

What about the toasted bacon sarni , I already been out shopping need feeding

Bacon is on, bread is toasting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast for me please

Nice and simple! I like you....."

Sometimes the simple dishes are the most enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi! I've done the morning shift already.....this is slave labour this is....

I'll have the unions on ya

put your pinny back on and get in the kitchen

You lending a hand here?

haha no i will just sit n watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Toasted bacon sarni please and some fruit so I feel better about it all

Ta very much

Fruit salad ok?

What about the toasted bacon sarni , I already been out shopping need feeding

Bacon is on, bread is toasting

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off out for mine now will give you a rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Gonna need a bigger order pad! But yup....can do! I'll be up shortly with your order!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off out for mine now will give you a rest "

Did I tell you you were ace? I should do......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shreddied Wheat anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Gonna need a bigger order pad! But yup....can do! I'll be up shortly with your order!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off out for mine now will give you a rest

Did I tell you you were ace? I should do......"

No but you should once every day xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

You lending a hand? Good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

if your gonna bring some too me then sure

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

Grey peas and bacon please

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Gonna need a bigger order pad! But yup....can do! I'll be up shortly with your order!

I will have the same.But no butter on mushrooms or fried bread so can I have 3 sausages please

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

You lending a hand? Good man

Aye - no offense fella, surely one man can't deliver all this food and keep the troops happy huh!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grey peas and bacon please

Ah, a midlands man....misscheekychops does a good line in grey peas and bacon....

I'll see if I can rustle some up for ya fella....bear with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

if your gonna bring some too me then sure "

Chopped Banana on top?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your struggling ill do the drinks orders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

You lending a hand? Good man

Aye - no offense fella, surely one man can't deliver all this food and keep the troops happy huh!!"

I've been at it since six this morning....this Is my second thread! Should see all the washing up back here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

I'll have the same please,no butter

Great minds

I don't know if you would want to take it in bed with me... I'm a little snotty at the moment!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If your struggling ill do the drinks orders "

Star! Gives me a chance to keep up

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Bacon, egg, sausage, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, black pudding, hash browns, beans,2 slices of white buttered toast and a tea on the side please

Bugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........"

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

if your gonna bring some too me then sure

Chopped Banana on top?"

no thanks, just semi skimmed milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal"

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bacon, egg, sausage, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, black pudding, hash browns, beans,2 slices of white buttered toast and a tea on the side please

Bugs"

Hungry this morning?

I'll get that put together for you....I'm a little busy so it'll be 15mins but I'll fetch it to you in bed if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Gonna need a bigger order pad! But yup....can do! I'll be up shortly with your order!

I will have the same.But no butter on mushrooms or fried bread so can I have 3 sausages please

No butter on the mushrooms, no fried bread so an extra sausage? I think I can stretch to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

if your gonna bring some too me then sure

Chopped Banana on top?

no thanks, just semi skimmed milk "

Right away sassy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shreddied Wheat anyone?

if your gonna bring some too me then sure

Chopped Banana on top?

no thanks, just semi skimmed milk

Right away sassy.."

Thank you kindly Mr PB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh...it's gone quiet for a moment....

Might have a peep at some other threads.....

Give me a shout if anyone comes in sassy would you love? x

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal"

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal"

Then it isn't taking advantage....it becomes providing a service, and I'm much more at ease with that

so...How may I be of service?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts "

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

I'll go and be good and fine tune my thoughts on the step for 5 minutes. And think about how you could be of service

Although that doesn't make it sound like I'm thanking you properly for the lovely breakfast!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 Poached eggs on 2 wholewheat toasts, 2 slices spam & 2 sausages and beans on the side

Mmmmmmmmmm yummy yummy

Oh and a large Skinny Latte

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

I'll go and be good and fine tune my thoughts on the step for 5 minutes. And think about how you could be of service

Although that doesn't make it sound like I'm thanking you properly for the lovely breakfast!

crystal"

A little while in the company of such a fine person is a rare thing and payment enough for anyone

Shame my bank manager doesn't think that way is all.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Am I too late to have the same?! My mouths watering at the thought of that right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

ARE YOU STILL SLAVING AWAY IN THERE, GARCON?

How about I stand in the kitchen like a silly thing, occasionally putting things away, whilst you continue to cook, clean wash... I think I can manage the drying up? :D fancy a quick ciggy with me, darling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Am I too late to have the same?! My mouths watering at the thought of that right now "

Nah the grills still fired and it's abut quieter now too so I can soon rustle that up for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

ARE YOU STILL SLAVING AWAY IN THERE, GARCON?

Nah it's all under control in here now....just got juicy's order on the grill.....I'll get that done and join you for that smoke love eh?

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Am I too late to have the same?! My mouths watering at the thought of that right now

Nah the grills still fired and it's abut quieter now too so I can soon rustle that up for you

Yay you're a star!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

Fried bread

Bacon

Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Freshly squeezed OJ

Perculated coffee

Served in bed for us both many thanks

Am I too late to have the same?! My mouths watering at the thought of that right now

Nah the grills still fired and it's abut quieter now too so I can soon rustle that up for you

Yay you're a star!

No chance I could see you go short of some sausage.......that would almost be criminal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

Hmmm......just trying to figure the best way to wake you now......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

ARE YOU STILL SLAVING AWAY IN THERE, GARCON?

Nah it's all under control in here now....just got juicy's order on the grill.....I'll get that done and join you for that smoke love eh?

Shall we have that cig then? I've put my make up on, and I've rolled!

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

Hmmm......just trying to figure the best way to wake you now......"

Go on give it your best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have peeled plum tomatoes, mushrooms and a poached egg on a slice of wholewheat toast please?

And freshly squeezed OJ! I'll take it in bed too

Thanks!

crystal

Ah well, can't turn good business away.....be up with your order in ten

I don't have any money on me though... I'm not wearing anything with pockets

Is there any other way of paying you

crystal

It's ok, you seem trustworthy, Hannah speaks highly of you guys....you can drop it in when you can

I'd not take advantage of an under dressed lass for the price of a breakfast

But what if I want to be taken advantage of?!!!

crystal

Then it's the naughty step for 5 minutes so you can reflect on your thoughts

I prefer to think of it as fine tuning ones thoughts....

ARE YOU STILL SLAVING AWAY IN THERE, GARCON?

Nah it's all under control in here now....just got juicy's order on the grill.....I'll get that done and join you for that smoke love eh?

Shall we have that cig then? I've put my make up on, and I've rolled!

Come.....let's you and I sneak off for five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

Hmmm......just trying to figure the best way to wake you now......

Go on give it your best

Ahhhh.....your awake already I see

The question is now, how do I keep you thay way? Gotta get your heart rate up somehow........

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

I have energy to burn

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

Hmmm......just trying to figure the best way to wake you now......

Go on give it your best

Ahhhh.....your awake already I see

The question is now, how do I keep you thay way? Gotta get your heart rate up somehow........

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Am gagging here ...feed me, feed me now

Please........

One toasted bacon butty and a fruit salad on the side! Enjoy

Compliments to the chef

Happy to be of service

Can I get you anything else?

Where do I start

anywhere you like!

So I have been fed so need a lie down, well we need a lie down

Not sure how long I could stay rested lying down with you.....but ok, let's give it a go

I have energy to burn

Gonna snooze and you appear to have orders to get on with, nudge me when u get back

Hmmm......just trying to figure the best way to wake you now......

Go on give it your best

Ahhhh.....your awake already I see

The question is now, how do I keep you thay way? Gotta get your heart rate up somehow........

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've not long surfaced from the pit (this cold is hanging in there)...can I have Eggs Benedict and a builder's mug of strong coffee please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not long surfaced from the pit (this cold is hanging in there)...can I have Eggs Benedict and a builder's mug of strong coffee please?

Awww now actually....eggs Benedict...that sounds pretty appealing right now, might do us both a plate.

And sure, I've got one of those oversized sports direct mugs someplace, I'll brim that for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two fried eggs, three rashers of smokey, couple of slices of black pud, mushrooms n beans here please.

3 slices of thick toast and a big mug of tea....no sugar.

I'll be waiting on the corner table cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back from shopping going have a nap can I have a brew in me special mug when I wake up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two fried eggs, three rashers of smokey, couple of slices of black pud, mushrooms n beans here please.

3 slices of thick toast and a big mug of tea....no sugar.

I'll be waiting on the corner table cheers!"

Aye up....course ya can, there ya go....sorry about the delay.....been getting chatted up out back my mimieux....terrible so she is

Tea's on the house...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back from shopping going have a nap can I have a brew in me special mug when I wake up x"

A nap?! What are ya? Six?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been waiting 3 hrs???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back from shopping going have a nap can I have a brew in me special mug when I wake up x

A nap?! What are ya? Six?

I like my afternoon nap. And it averages out my body age.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been waiting 3 hrs???

Yeah the service here is shit!

They don't pay the chef any wages see.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it not payment in kind??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been waiting 3 hrs???

Yeah the service here is shit!

They don't pay the chef any wages see....."

Payment in kind is so much more fun and cheaper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it not payment in kind??"

You pay me in curry and movies and flat pack excitement!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been waiting 3 hrs???

Yeah the service here is shit!

They don't pay the chef any wages see.....

Payment in kind is so much more fun and cheaper

You want to come put some kind in my bank account? Sure my bank manager would be overjoyed to receive a little kind off all you beautiful ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

bacon sarnie please me lover!

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

Are we on dinner yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it not payment in kind??

You pay me in curry and movies and flat pack excitement! "

What more do you want?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two fried eggs, three rashers of smokey, couple of slices of black pud, mushrooms n beans here please.

3 slices of thick toast and a big mug of tea....no sugar.

I'll be waiting on the corner table cheers!

Aye up....course ya can, there ya go....sorry about the delay.....been getting chatted up out back my mimieux....terrible so she is

Tea's on the house..."

I'm pretty deviant, aren't i?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 Sausages

2 Bacon - rind snipped and grilled till crispy

2 Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked in the PAN till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Hash Browns

Artemis Eros with Ginger Marmalade on

Lola 02 with Nuttella on

MsDior with nothing on - I'm watching my figure.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bacon sarnie please me lover! "

Crikey, you lot still want feeding? Best get my shit together eh? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have some porridge please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have some porridge please. "

Ya can have whatever you please, 'tis a cafe of our imagination!

Want anything with that? Fruit or honey etc? Brew while ya wait?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 Sausages

2 Bacon - rind snipped and grilled till crispy

2 Fried eggs

Baked beans ( cooked in the PAN till mushy thanks )

Black pudding

Mushrooms ( cooked butter with black pepper )

Plum tomatoes

Hash Browns

Artemis Eros with Ginger Marmalade on

Lola 02 with Nuttella on

MsDior with nothing on - I'm watching my figure....."

Nice! Good order......may take me a while to wangle those last three items but I'll damn sure try!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two fried eggs, three rashers of smokey, couple of slices of black pud, mushrooms n beans here please.

3 slices of thick toast and a big mug of tea....no sugar.

I'll be waiting on the corner table cheers!

Aye up....course ya can, there ya go....sorry about the delay.....been getting chatted up out back my mimieux....terrible so she is

Tea's on the house...

I'm pretty deviant, aren't i?

3 "

You are ya git....folk waiting for food and your out back fishing about down the front of mi pants and distracting me...

Wait till you get back from london tonight and I ser you in the flesh....yer in trouble Mrs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh breakfast ive already had maccys but i suppose i could force a bacon sausage egg mushroom cheese and bean sandwich down if somebody else is cooking pleased oh and be quick I've got work to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh breakfast ive already had maccys but i suppose i could force a bacon sausage egg mushroom cheese and bean sandwich down if somebody else is cooking pleased oh and be quick I've got work to do

You've come to the right place! All fired up and waiting just for you, take a seat, here's ya brew and I'll be with ya shortly

How ya gettin' on this mornin' anyhow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh breakfast ive already had maccys but i suppose i could force a bacon sausage egg mushroom cheese and bean sandwich down if somebody else is cooking pleased oh and be quick I've got work to do

You've come to the right place! All fired up and waiting just for you, take a seat, here's ya brew and I'll be with ya shortly

How ya gettin' on this mornin' anyhow? "

Relatively happy, i say relatively as its never the highlight of my day leaving J in bed to come to work!!!!! How about yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 bacon,2 sausage, mushrooms and bubble with a couple of poached eggs on top please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh breakfast ive already had maccys but i suppose i could force a bacon sausage egg mushroom cheese and bean sandwich down if somebody else is cooking pleased oh and be quick I've got work to do

You've come to the right place! All fired up and waiting just for you, take a seat, here's ya brew and I'll be with ya shortly

How ya gettin' on this mornin' anyhow?

Relatively happy, i say relatively as its never the highlight of my day leaving J in bed to come to work!!!!! How about yourself? "

Hmmm, nah, especially on a Sunday morning like this one

The sooner it passes and you's can crawl back under a duvet someplace warm the better

And I'm ok ta...just had a brew and all tucked back in again...sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 bacon,2 sausage, mushrooms and bubble with a couple of poached eggs on top please"

Sorry.....took a min to respond...I was caught out by the view...kinda hungry myself now...

But sure, grab a paper, sit down and I'll be with you shortly

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