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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Whilst there is the age old question ... where do you start to measure from.... I am pretty sure mine is just a smig under 6 inches deep as I measured it once."
Plumb line , led weight and count the knots as it goes in.........Or is that how sailors test the depth of the sea?  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. 
Who was recording it lol, im sure some of mine are much longer lol. When are they measuring it from and to lol"
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"Whilst there is the age old question ... where do you start to measure from.... I am pretty sure mine is just a smig under 6 inches deep as I measured it once.
Plumb line , led weight and count the knots as it goes in.........Or is that how sailors test the depth of the sea? "
I just used a dildo |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?"
I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up |
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"Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
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Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?
I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!
I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear. |
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Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?
I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up "
A marketing opportunity for you. A pervoid factoid with each christmas cracker you pull, better than the shite "jokes" they have.
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Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?
I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!
I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear."
You'd never guess.
Can you imagine the mares getting fisted at say the Grand National, some of them horses have 17 hands. |
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"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
On what an elephant lol
Noooooooo apparently it was a human! Talk about dental floss! "
Oh imagine getting that stuck in ya teeth and ya throat at the same time lol |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
On what an elephant lol
Noooooooo apparently it was a human! Talk about dental floss!
Oh imagine getting that stuck in ya teeth and ya throat at the same time lol"
If i came across anything that long i would probably gip. Must have taken years to grow |
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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago
a block away from heaven |
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Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?
I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up "
I feel cheated now. Santa only left me socks and a dressing gown  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?
I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!
I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear."
I thin kits safe to say you could probably get your head in never mind a fist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
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How the hell do you broach the subject with a woman who's that tall?
"Err.. scuse me luv, but seeing as you're so tall can we measure the depth of ya chuff please?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
How the hell do you broach the subject with a woman who's that tall?
"Err.. scuse me luv, but seeing as you're so tall can we measure the depth of ya chuff please?" "
See what i mean! pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats so weird last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So do you have the facts i am searching for ? "
There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats so weird last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So do you have the facts i am searching for ?
There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close "
theres a guy on here with 14 inches ...its awesome |
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"Thats so weird last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So do you have the facts i am searching for ?
There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close
theres a guy on here with 14 inches ...its awesome"
So have i, length + breadth + circumference + 20%. That's the new maths aint it? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!
Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!"
well i dont know about that as i dont know you but i reckon theres a few more that could give you a run for your money for the biggest cock on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!
Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!
I`d of kept that quiet "
And you did! |
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