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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a man in my fifties who thinks WTF when did that happen. I was given a rude awakening by my ads in goggle being for walk-in showers and best valve funeral plans. What makes you feel older. I need to fuck a younger woman. |
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Finding a picture of my cycling shoes online, the caption underneath says these were popular back in the 90's.
Having a youngster tell you How old they were when you mention a year, it was funny when I did it, not when they do it..... |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"having trouble get my boots on in the morning.used to bend down now i have to sit down and pull my legs up ..that and finding hairs growing out of your ears"
The hair coming from my ears made me cry.
Bugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You must've been looking for old age stuff and forgotten it, you senile old git. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grey hairs slowly creeping in,having to set about my nostril hair with tweezers(ouch!) n having to ask the Turkish barber to burn off ever thickening ear lug hair 
Happy enough growing old disgracefully  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My knees constantly remind me of my age and my youngest baby turning 28 tomorrow. Add to that my eldest grandson will be 15 this year and my hair is going very grey. Then my young grandson asking if there were cars when I was born. I have sex with younger men,it doesn't help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a man in my fifties who thinks WTF when did that happen. I was given a rude awakening by my ads in goggle being for walk-in showers and best valve funeral plans. What makes you feel older. I need to fuck a younger woman. "
I think I'm young.
Screw time flying by and creaky left knees and hangovers that are so bad I want to chop my head off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you ask whatever happened to Spangles.
When the thought of getting naked with someone under 30 makes you fear their laughter.
When you boast that your sporting exploits were brilliant ....and you know that no one else is around these days to contradict you.
When you tell your daughter that guy from the boy band is a long haired lout.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a man in my fifties who thinks WTF when did that happen. I was given a rude awakening by my ads in goggle being for walk-in showers and best valve funeral plans. What makes you feel older. I need to fuck a younger woman.
I think I'm young.
Screw time flying by and creaky left knees and hangovers that are so bad I want to chop my head off. "
Wow, you never cease to surprise me. Exactly how many left knees do you have creaky or otherwise? Spiderwoman your secret is out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you aren't wanted anymore, for anything other than the practical stuff
If I lived closer I have taken that baited hook you've thrown out there "
I just say it how it is. No hook but thank you and but for the distance, Id have accepted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up"
In reality that doesn't happen. Men cum and have to sleep. Many a time I've been laid next to a young,snoring man thinking "Wake up!" I want more! |
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When my kids were young they used to watch the teletubbies - it made me feel old when I found out the other week that the baby whose face was used in the sun in the programme, is now 20 years old. Eek!
Also films like Toy Story (the first one) are also approx 20 years old
Where did all of those years go?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you discover that your belly button has been replaced by a sad looking smiley!
"I have sex with younger men,it doesn't help "
Dang, that was my plan A! |
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when going with anyone under 30 feels odd
when you feel stupid wearing trainers
you haven't got a clue who anyone in the top 30 is and the "music" starts to really annoy you.
you realise theres not much to look forward to
the doctors/policeman look so young.
you cant do the things u used to
you start planning for your funeral.
more and more visits to the hospital
and they start removing bits of you
you have to have a magnifying glass in the kitchen drawer to read the labels
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up
In reality that doesn't happen. Men cum and have to sleep. Many a time I've been laid next to a young,snoring man thinking "Wake up!" I want more! "
Your just gready |
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"When we've been married longer than some of the men who contact us have been alive. "
You've been in your job that long that when there's new starts aged 18-20 you say to yourself "goodness I've been working in this place when they were born".
Your chuffed when you come across clothes you bought about 20odd years ago and they still fit, and the clothing has even came back into fashion.
You've never heard/know of anyone in the top 20 music charts.
You watch re-runs of top of the pops from 20-25years ago and tell your wee nieces/nephews ..."now that's when music was music" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stopping at the widow of Dunn & Co, and admiring their flat caps.
Taking twice as long in the pub toilet as your younger mates.
Not being looked at by women anymore.
Admiring a young woman's figure and being called an old perv. |
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Same as this. My 10 year old daughter thinks I'm absolutely ancient!! 
