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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Too quiet this morning! Might liven up a bit if you stick some bacon on

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Oh and good morning

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By *ikeoxbiggerMan over a year ago

N Yorkshire

Any eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning. Less than a hour now to bed time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

id luv a bacon n egg butty x

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By *ove121LustCouple over a year ago

LaLa Land

screw the morning, surely it's still last night!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*groan* *mumbleIamallergictomorningsmumble*

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" screw the morning, surely it's still last night! "

Yes, yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

"
Thanks but not a great start ,ive been collecting bits of our Solar panels from various gardens and surrounding fields since 4am

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By *ove121LustCouple over a year ago

LaLa Land

" screw the morning, surely it's still last night!

Yes, yes it is."

Thank hid it's not just ME! Phew x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bloody Hell, filled up suddenly in here.....girlnextdoor mentions bacon and in you all come

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By *ovingjimboMan over a year ago

the UK

Well I'm just about yo go in to work oh how joy. Wish it was still last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Thanks but not a great start ,ive been collecting bits of our Solar panels from various gardens and surrounding fields since 4am

Wind issues i'm guessing?

I'd come help if I were able.....

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By *ovingjimboMan over a year ago

the UK

Oh can i have a latte with pouched eggs with crispy bacon on the side. Ta very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too quiet this morning! Might liven up a bit if you stick some bacon on

you'll have to settle for fish and chips. It's a crazy fucked up world we live in....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gotta go to Tesco at 7 but the duvet monster has still got hold of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Thanks but not a great start ,ive been collecting bits of our Solar panels from various gardens and surrounding fields since 4am

Wind issues i'm guessing?

I'd come help if I were able....."
cheers,hold on to your hat though its still very windy up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too quiet this morning! Might liven up a bit if you stick some bacon on

you'll have to settle for fish and chips. It's a crazy fucked up world we live in...."

I can do bacon too....

Fish is done btw....*hands you a plate with a piece and some buttered bread* did you remember the tartare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning. Less than a hour now to bed time

Enjoy when you get there mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all

id luv a bacon n egg butty x"

Can do! Give me five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrambled eggs n bacon for me and possibly lemsip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too quiet this morning! Might liven up a bit if you stick some bacon on

you'll have to settle for fish and chips. It's a crazy fucked up world we live in....

I can do bacon too....

Fish is done btw....*hands you a plate with a piece and some buttered bread* did you remember the tartare? "

of course I remembered...a fish butty wouldn't be the same without it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" screw the morning, surely it's still last night! "

Dirty (never a truer word about you guys) stop outs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*groan* *mumbleIamallergictomorningsmumble*"

Here, have a coffee and quit yer mumblings......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning x"

Morning matey! Another early one eh?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mawning fabsters. Airport run for me this morning. Just a hot ribena please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just seen this Morning mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too quiet this morning! Might liven up a bit if you stick some bacon on

you'll have to settle for fish and chips. It's a crazy fucked up world we live in....

I can do bacon too....

Fish is done btw....*hands you a plate with a piece and some buttered bread* did you remember the tartare?

of course I remembered...a fish butty wouldn't be the same without it "

Good good

pass a bit when your done if ya don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning x

Morning matey! Another early one eh? "

Cats having a fight on me and then couldn't stop sneezing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mawning fabsters. Airport run for me this morning. Just a hot ribena please

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning x

Morning matey! Another early one eh?

Cats having a fight on me and then couldn't stop sneezing"

Wish I had pussy fighting over me....bu bum tss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning x

Morning matey! Another early one eh?

Cats having a fight on me and then couldn't stop sneezing

Wish I had pussy fighting over me....bu bum tss!

Funny sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scrambled eggs n bacon for me and possibly lemsip "

For you, of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scrambled eggs n bacon for me and possibly lemsip

For you, of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I'm just about yo go in to work oh how joy. Wish it was still last night

Gotta be done I guess.....hope its at least a good one for ya....here, get this coffee down you....might help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work? "

A day off with the kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning all. x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

These morning threads always remind me of tea parties with dollies xD *passes dolly an imaginary cup of tea*

*sips thin air*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning everyone. Sounds horrid outside. I think we should all stay snuggled in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These morning threads always remind me of tea parties with dollies xD *passes dolly an imaginary cup of tea*

*sips thin air* "

Read that as doilies at first. Not out me glasses on yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moooorning everyone yaaawwwwnnnnnn

I support all you working guys today from my warm bed

Who can make Coffe for me plssss

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Mornin....all

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Good morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These morning threads always remind me of tea parties with dollies xD *passes dolly an imaginary cup of tea*

*sips thin air* "

Well I'm just about to get myself a real one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moooorning everyone yaaawwwwnnnnnn

I support all you working guys today from my warm bed

Who can make Coffe for me plssss

"
Tassimo is on , care for a caramel latte

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By *riggsyMan over a year ago

rugby

"Morning everyone. Sounds horrid outside. I think we should all stay snuggled in bed.

"
that sounds a good idea. Can i stay snuggled in your warm bed ?

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Morning mate I'm off to work in a minute and it's blowing a gale have a great Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh."

Have some ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Morning mate I'm off to work in a minute and it's blowing a gale have a great Saturday

Have a good 'un! And take care in this weather mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all"

Mornin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornin....all

Morning chaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning everyone. Sounds horrid outside. I think we should all stay snuggled in bed.

Stirling idea! How many you got room for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning everyone "

Morning Jo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"These morning threads always remind me of tea parties with dollies xD *passes dolly an imaginary cup of tea*

*sips thin air* "

Lol, know exactly what you mean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all. x"

Mornin' you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather? "

Baking day and homemade burgers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

Baking day and homemade burgers

oooh sounds good.....I'll pop over in a bit for a burger and some cake maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

Baking day and homemade burgers

oooh sounds good.....I'll pop over in a bit for a burger and some cake maybe

Always welcome mate

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Cake blanket what more can I ask for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cake blanket what more can I ask for.

Cake blanket? Sounds like A recepie for crumbs in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moooorning everyone yaaawwwwnnnnnn

I support all you working guys today from my warm bed

Who can make Coffe for me plssss

Tassimo is on , care for a caramel latte

Yuuummmm thank you

feeling spoiled

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I assure you when I eat cake not a crumb will be wasted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I assure you when I eat cake not a crumb will be wasted.

see ya feeling better already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh.

Have some ear plugs

and paracetamol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh.

Have some ear plugs

and paracetamol? "

Yeah can do....rough morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh.

Have some ear plugs

and paracetamol?

Yeah can do....rough morning? "

Too much limoncello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all looking out from my office I'm sure I dont wanna go walk round in this weather....... Oh great now its bloody raining

. Hope you all have a good day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started a good morning thread, good morning ya fab bunch of kinksters!

Kettles on and the papers are out on the table

Have a brilliant Saturday one and all!

Too L I V E l Y.

Shhhh.

Have some ear plugs

and paracetamol?

Yeah can do....rough morning?

Too much limoncello.

Ah! Hangover.....

We've all been there

Here, have the earplugs and a couple of painkillers and a big glass of water to wash 'em down with x

Ser if you can't get another hours kip....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all looking out from my office I'm sure I dont wanna go walk round in this weather....... Oh great now its bloody raining

. Hope you all have a good day

Nah, it's not a good day to be out and about on....

Am gonna climb up into cute n sassys post and see if she'll let me climb under her duvet with her.......

Hope you have a good one and stay cozy as you can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Hiya!

Room for one more? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Oi Ruby you want ya crumpet this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Oi Ruby you want ya crumpet this morning

yes please Alfred

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just woke up .... still in bed..

Good morning all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Oi Ruby you want ya crumpet this morning

yes please Alfred

xx"

Sorted x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Hiya!

Room for one more? xx "

bring me some orange juice and i will think about it lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If crumpet on offer id like some plz lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Hiya!

Room for one more? xx

bring me some orange juice and i will think about it lol x "

I'll fetch the o.j, pp has your crumpet....

You got room for one on each side of you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If crumpet on offer id like some plz lol xxx

popping some in the toaster as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If crumpet on offer id like some plz lol xxx

I do believe pp has some on the go just now....if you ask him I'm sure he will, he's a decent guy that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course xx one with oj one with crumpets how can i refuse xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just woke up .... still in bed..

Good morning all...

Good morning to ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Hiya!

Room for one more? xx

bring me some orange juice and i will think about it lol x

I'll fetch the o.j, pp has your crumpet....

You got room for one on each side of you?

oooooh now the question is.. who is being spooned.. or u both using a tit each as a pillow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of course xx one with oj one with crumpets how can i refuse xxx

This is turning into a Saturday morning love in.....happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pops head out from under my duvet.. its bloomin cold.

snuggles back down to keep warm

Hiya!

Room for one more? xx

bring me some orange juice and i will think about it lol x

I'll fetch the o.j, pp has your crumpet....

You got room for one on each side of you?

oooooh now the question is.. who is being spooned.. or u both using a tit each as a pillow

Looks like shaggies is joining us too....there's a lot of breast going on this morning for us to choose from!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course xx one with oj one with crumpets how can i refuse xxx

This is turning into a Saturday morning love in.....happy days

It looks like it, which side do you want L or R

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of course xx one with oj one with crumpets how can i refuse xxx

This is turning into a Saturday morning love in.....happy days

It looks like it, which side do you want L or R

Oooh.....right please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

A cuddle and I'll go get the grill fired up for ya.....deal?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Morning all , it's a bit blustery out here , Batton down the hatches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm bacon n eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

A cuddle and I'll go get the grill fired up for ya.....deal?

No rest for the wicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman over a year ago

Peterborough

Morning all

Really don't want to go to work today

Would rather be snuggled up in bed

D x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Really don't want to go to work today

Would rather be snuggled up in bed

D x "

Me too but agreed to meet the bestie in town brrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol"

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

ok, two haneggs coming up....steamed under the pan lid, served on lightly toasted thick sliced buttery bread with a pinch of salt and pepper....dollop of ketchup? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

A cuddle and I'll go get the grill fired up for ya.....deal?

No rest for the wicked

Where the Hell is tosh this morning? I could use a hand....he's bloody slacking lately.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

alfredddddd.... im waiting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmm bacon n eggs "

Go on then, seeing as I seem to be feeding all you buggers this morning

Them hens are doing overtime with all these eggs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a fry up in my life..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol"

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

Yes get some rest you got flat pack to do as well lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a fry up in my life.. "

Bloody hell....ok

Anyone else while I'm at it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as i get my brekkie in bed xxx hot steamy crumoets n oj

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol"

lol liz.. think u need to crack the whip

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"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

Yes get some rest you got flat pack to do as well lol"

Bloody hell....give a man a chance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

lol liz.. think u need to crack the whip "

I think I need to lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

Yes get some rest you got flat pack to do as well lol

Bloody hell....give a man a chance! "
it's not even here yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

lol liz.. think u need to crack the whip "

Oi! Don't you start....bloody imohotep!

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Good morning all ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

A cuddle and I'll go get the grill fired up for ya.....deal?

Deal

can you cut the crusts off please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all i wanted was a crumpet n oj but my order got lost.. meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

Yes get some rest you got flat pack to do as well lol

Bloody hell....give a man a chance! it's not even here yet

Then quit harrasing me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"all i wanted was a crumpet n oj but my order got lost.. meh "

I'll do you one my love.....give me five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can you refuse two hot guys at either side of you x you can put your head on my pillows lol

Might just take you up on that....gonna need a rest after all this cooking and cleaning!

Yes get some rest you got flat pack to do as well lol

Bloody hell....give a man a chance! it's not even here yet

Then quit harrasing me

Just reminding not harassing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol"

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning... I would give anything for a crispy bacon and mushroom sarnie

A cuddle and I'll go get the grill fired up for ya.....deal?

Deal

can you cut the crusts off please x "

I'm sure that can be arranged....this best be a good cuddle though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning all ,

Mornin' tom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

xx "

O.j....doh...not ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

xx "

finally..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As long as i get my brekkie in bed xxx hot steamy crumoets n oj"

Just done a batch....there ya go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol"

If I die? Thanks....I picture you stood at my funeral holding an empty plate and rolling your eyes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

If I die? Thanks....I picture you stood at my funeral holding an empty plate and rolling your eyes...."
I thought I was typing quite well fir not having my glasses on !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks lol xxx now you can lay down with your head on my pillows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

If I die? Thanks....I picture you stood at my funeral holding an empty plate and rolling your eyes...."

hahaha thats well funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

If I die? Thanks....I picture you stood at my funeral holding an empty plate and rolling your eyes.... I thought I was typing quite well fir not having my glasses on !!"

Get your gigs on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

If he dies I'm not impressed I haven't had it!! Lol

If I die? Thanks....I picture you stood at my funeral holding an empty plate and rolling your eyes.... I thought I was typing quite well fir not having my glasses on !!

Get your gigs on then

Yes boss . Now where did I throw then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks lol xxx now you can lay down with your head on my pillows"

thankyou! I think that's everyone fed and watered now so I'm happy to come nestle in for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning you sexy people,still half asleep here.Coffee No 2 on the way n still deciding what to have for brekkie

Later on shall be picking up brother No 3 to go visit brother No 2 and nephew,feeling all family oriented today

*He ain't heavyyyyy....he's mah brotherrrrrrr*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol"

He's being bossy this morning x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning all you lovely people.

Still snuggled up in bed! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

He's being bossy this morning x"

you kick his arse later for being a cheeky mofo lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

He's being bossy this morning x

you kick his arse later for being a cheeky mofo lol "

May have to remind me when I next see him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

He's being bossy this morning x

you kick his arse later for being a cheeky mofo lol

May have to remind me when I next see him"

Oi! What's this? Ganging up on me now are you?

Pfffft! That's what I need....two wives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

He's being bossy this morning x

you kick his arse later for being a cheeky mofo lol

May have to remind me when I next see him

Oi! What's this? Ganging up on me now are you?

Pfffft! That's what I need....two wives

Twice the fun as well though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning all you lovely people.

Still snuggled up in bed! Xx"

Morning

Ok for some.....been up since about four! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"imohotep??? what??

translation plz lol

Egyptian architect and famed slave driver....reveared almost as a god

suits me lol

Does indeed!

Anyhow....crumpet and ok....there you go

finally..

Shush you and have your breakfast

ive been shushed.. pfttt lol

He's being bossy this morning x

you kick his arse later for being a cheeky mofo lol

May have to remind me when I next see him

Oi! What's this? Ganging up on me now are you?

Pfffft! That's what I need....two wives

Twice the fun as well though "

Every man's favourite scenario lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

ok, two haneggs coming up....steamed under the pan lid, served on lightly toasted thick sliced buttery bread with a pinch of salt and pepper....dollop of ketchup? Xx "

You know it darling, but it's all about the HOT nandos sauce with my little/big haneggs. :D But maybe a little bacon wouldn't go amiss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx"

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Mimie your up for second wife duties ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

ok, two haneggs coming up....steamed under the pan lid, served on lightly toasted thick sliced buttery bread with a pinch of salt and pepper....dollop of ketchup? Xx

You know it darling, but it's all about the HOT nandos sauce with my little/big haneggs. :D But maybe a little bacon wouldn't go amiss?

Crispy grilled, the way you like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

Baking day and homemade burgers

oooh sounds good.....I'll pop over in a bit for a burger and some cake maybe

Heyyyy when the online shop comes can we do burgers? As well as haneggs... I got cheese and bacon especially, no buns though! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a coffee please"

Dude, I'm on a break....do feel free to help yourself, kettles pretty hot and all the brew kit is there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

Baking day and homemade burgers

oooh sounds good.....I'll pop over in a bit for a burger and some cake maybe

Heyyyy when the online shop comes can we do burgers? As well as haneggs... I got cheese and bacon especially, no buns though! xx"

If ya like

we can grab buns easy enough.....

Go see our mute friend over the road

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen this Morning mate

Mornin' fella

How ya gettin' on? You headed to work?

A day off with the kids

Sweet

Any plans or just hunkering down against the weather?

Baking day and homemade burgers

oooh sounds good.....I'll pop over in a bit for a burger and some cake maybe

Heyyyy when the online shop comes can we do burgers? As well as haneggs... I got cheese and bacon especially, no buns though! xx

If ya like

we can grab buns easy enough.....

Go see our mute friend over the road

OMG No poor guy, when he clicks and I don't know what he's saying... it's either him or the older one from Morecambe who knows ALL about what happens... He chats my ear off, I hate it!!! (but they sell marlboro tobacco and luke warm diet ... swings and roundabouts I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any eggs

Plenty....fresh laid from the old fellas allotment....how do you want them?

The way you do thm with th steaming and the lid and the butter...

please

you mean he actually cooks this for people???

Well he's cooked it for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Morning you sexy people,still half asleep here.Coffee No 2 on the way n still deciding what to have for brekkie

Later on shall be picking up brother No 3 to go visit brother No 2 and nephew,feeling all family oriented today

*He ain't heavyyyyy....he's mah brotherrrrrrr*

Sorry Bruce....didn't see you come in there.....been rushed off my feet!

Sounds like you've a nice day ahead of you

Carefull in this weather fella and have a good 'un!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

You dear, are going no place! Get your ass back here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

I wasn't trying to be mean!!

I'm actually really nice... If not a bit of a slave driver... as I'm sure certain people can confirm!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

I wasn't trying to be mean!!

I'm actually really nice... If not a bit of a slave driver... as I'm sure certain people can confirm!!"
your lucky I spelt mimie right this morning Hun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Mimie your up for second wife duties ??

First wife I thought... :P I'm happy to share though, as long as you don't turn out to be a real piece of work!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

Ha! You think I can be tamed....how sweet

It'll take all three of you to put up just an attempt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

I wasn't trying to be mean!!

I'm actually really nice... If not a bit of a slave driver... as I'm sure certain people can confirm!! your lucky I spelt mimie right this morning Hun x"

I guess that's what happens when you have an unpronouncable and unspellable name... It's more when I'm in London, out on the fet scene, and people who KNOW me come up to me and call me anything other than Mim-yew... I get MIMI, Moomoo, minimix is one i had, Mim... and they're normally 'twoo doms' too and it's just like... I remember your name, have the courtesy to remember mine? But I am guaranteed to have this conversation every time I go outside... it's okay.

I'll get off my high horse now!

MASSIVE DIGRESSION ... Great haneggs, darling, Can you do me a milicano or an azera? (with soy milk bc #veganlyf) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Morning you sexy people,still half asleep here.Coffee No 2 on the way n still deciding what to have for brekkie

Later on shall be picking up brother No 3 to go visit brother No 2 and nephew,feeling all family oriented today

*He ain't heavyyyyy....he's mah brotherrrrrrr*

Sorry Bruce....didn't see you come in there.....been rushed off my feet!

Sounds like you've a nice day ahead of you

Carefull in this weather fella and have a good 'un!

Cheers Christos it's all good,can see these demanding buggers have you rushed off your feet with all these imaginary breakfasts lol

Sit your ass down man,I'm happy to make my own coffee n blt

And youself,have a great day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

backs slowwwllyyy away...

I wasn't trying to be mean!!

I'm actually really nice... If not a bit of a slave driver... as I'm sure certain people can confirm!!"

Stop being so prissy over your name.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Mimie your up for second wife duties ??

First wife I thought... :P I'm happy to share though, as long as you don't turn out to be a real piece of work!!!!

I'm not, I'll be the one sitting knitting while you get the fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i signed no documents.. im freeeeee

Oi don't leave me own xx

im jumping ship lol..

mimie can help you tame him

Not to be a dick but it's MimieUX - the last two letters aren't optional!!! (I get it all the time, it's pretty standard, not trying to cause drama!! No hate!!)

I've tamed him already darling, don't you worry.

Ha! You think I can be tamed....how sweet

It'll take all three of you to put up just an attempt

You cook and clean for me and do all sorts of sexy things for me and do helpings and have chuckles and japes and organize shit to do... I could certainly be doing a worse job when it comes to the taming!

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