Left for work this morning still half asleep. Noticed some leaves fluttering in the bottom right hand corner of my windscreen as I drove along. I just assumed they had fallen from a tree or something.
I got to the garage and as I got out I noticed it was a pink rose that had been placed deliberately on my windscreen (the stem had been put beneath the bonnet at the bottom of the windscreen to secure it) but I have no idea by who.
It can't have been letsbe as i am sure it wasn't there yesterday! Quite a nice yet puzzling start to friday  |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
Wakefield |
Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry"
Eh? 
Not noticing a rose at the bottom of one's windscreen makes one unsafe to drive?
A small flower which looked like a few leaves in the very corner of the screen makes a vehicle unsafe to drive?
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry"
No fit state to drive? |
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry"
Can we just be friendly for once or am I missing the point?!
Sorry Evie 
I am very excited for you but puzzling indeed. Hope you find out who it is from
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry"
Wow, I imagine you going through the house every evening with a clipboard undertaking your daily safety checks....nothing above head height unsecured....check
No loose objects on the floor....check
Sheaths on all kitchen knives and sharp utensils.....check.
All fire guards in their proper position....check.
All alarms tested and inspected.....check.
All stairway bannisters and handrails checked for fitness of purpose.....check.
Stairway babygate top and bottom tested and locked.....check.
Probably more stuff than that but you get the idea....must be a right joy to be around.....
Someone has a possible mystery admirer and your thinking pre start motor vehicle checks....
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry"
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand  |
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand "
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80. "
stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand |
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.
stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand"
I'd never thought of that.
This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.
stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand
I'd never thought of that.
This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid "
and so you should |
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.
stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand
I'd never thought of that.
This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid "
Please let it be the Mr who posted this! |
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"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.
But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.
As I said at the start sorry
Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand
Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.
stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand
I'd never thought of that.
This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid
Please let it be the Mr who posted this! "
I'd like to be able to say it was, but no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How exciting! Keep us updated
Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time.
Nope. My friend at work thinks they got the wrong car  "
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"How exciting! Keep us updated
Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time.
Nope. My friend at work thinks they got the wrong car "
there's one very disappointed person waiting to be thanked for their gesture then |
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