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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I once had a sexual encounter, good it was, really enjoyed it, and I used Mini Eggs in that situation.
Now the Mini Egg is better than the Malteser, because the Malteser, it can't cut it when it gets to the rough stuff. Whereas the Mini Egg has got a hardened shell which gives it an extra 20 seconds of what I like to call 'bum life'. But the difficulty is, with the Mini Egg, is that on its journey in, it goes in all colourful and jolly and upbeat, and then when it comes out, it's all pale and jaded like a Vietnam vet.
But enough of my yapping, you guys must have dozens of stories exactly like mine... right? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Will you all please stop talking about chocolate! I am back on the sensible eating bandwagon and have given up actual cigarettes (not as a New Year resolution by the way). Wanting to eat Maltesers and Mini Eggs is not helping my normally chipper mood! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will you all please stop talking about chocolate! I am back on the sensible eating bandwagon and have given up actual cigarettes (not as a New Year resolution by the way). Wanting to eat Maltesers and Mini Eggs is not helping my normally chipper mood!"
The post is about anally-inserted Mini Eggs if that helps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol
Yet.
If i see you with a bag of minu eggs you are getting a spank
 Ooh matron! Not if I spank you first  "
Haha naughty.. I need to go cool down now lol |
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