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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't they look lovely,gracefull things,pah,the fuckers flap at ya hiss at ya,,,,,,,,,,,, bastard swans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down. "
Lol they're weird, sly and terrifying! Plural of swan? Swine 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like feeding the ducks in Windsor cos there's a mallard that eats out of my hand. The swans and geese always end up chasing her away, hissing and pecking her. Annoys me but if I do anything, they hiss and chase me instead. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down. "
Bevy of Swans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't get me started on Canada Geese!"
I live fairly near a lake that they like. They make a right racket when they all fly over going to and from said lake ! I do like to see them though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently they can break your arm!!
Ever walked up to anyone with their arm in a sling, asked them how they did it , and got the reply 'Swan broke it mate!'
No me neither!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.
Bevy of Swans"
Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id fight one.
In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.
Anyone top that?"
How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed! |
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"Id fight one.
In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.
Anyone top that?
How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed! "
Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.
Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.
Bevy of Swans
Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers."
Thanks. Our language really is quirky! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.
Bevy of Swans
Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.
Thanks. Our language really is quirky! "
Swans don't swing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id fight one.
In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.
Anyone top that?
How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!
Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.
Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it."
What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today |
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"Id fight one.
In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.
Anyone top that?
How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!
Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.
Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it.
What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today "
Yeah hang on I cant jog. Got a bike so I could keep up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id fight one.
In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.
Anyone top that?
How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!
Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.
Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it.
What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today
Yeah hang on I cant jog. Got a bike so I could keep up?"
the speed I ran at you,d need a motor bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.
Bevy of Swans
Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.
Thanks. Our language really is quirky!
Swans don't swing. "
Maybe there are deviant swans..... |
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"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?"
My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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Swans don't swing.
How can you say that. Don't you mean they are discrete and don't tell us about their private lives...........????
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I talk to the swans but they don't listen to me. Jeez this thread is quacking me up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?
My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks"
If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it. |
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"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?
My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks
If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it."
Its only right we mention 'Tag team' on a swingers site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Swans don't swing.
How can you say that. Don't you mean they are discrete and don't tell us about their private lives...........????
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They mate for life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.
Bevy of Swans
Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.
Thanks. Our language really is quirky! "
It darned well is, isn't it? I was thinking the other day how difficult it must be for people to learn to speak our language. I run, he runs, they run. I might run, he might run .... Is there any logic to it all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?
My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks
If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it."
What if it turns out to be a red heron ? |
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"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?
My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks
If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it.
What if it turns out to be a red heron ?"
Id send him the bill for wasting my time |
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