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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shocking events of the last day or so have put a downer on most of us I think. Why not pm someone a lift - send a lovely message, pic, invite... whatever, the world's your oyster.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pah ! and we all know what happens to Oysters...
Dragged away from their family and loved ones....
Suffering the humiliation of being segregated according to size ....
Then torn from their homes and eaten alive .....  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again! |
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"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again! "
Poor guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again! "
Awwwwww. I had similar in Belgium. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again! "
You certainly made an impression all over him huh! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again!
You certainly made an impression all over him huh!"
Of course I did. I always do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again!
You certainly made an impression all over him huh!
Of course I did. I always do "
There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?) |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again!
You certainly made an impression all over him huh!
Of course I did. I always do
There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?) "
I thought we had agreed not to mention my cum face? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.
I never saw him again!
You certainly made an impression all over him huh!
Of course I did. I always do
There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?)
I thought we had agreed not to mention my cum face? "
Sorry, Vegas and all that.... |
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