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I fucking love the summer, I hate it when we dont get a summer but it is summertime.
Fucks with my cricketing bigtime, its not like you get a warning at the start of the week so I can plan something else |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us  "
Sounds perfect, I'll order one now please.
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us "
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower? |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?"
It's butter |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter "
No no, you got it the wrong way around |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around"
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps! |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!"
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny. |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny."
that's ok,butter is a fascinating subject.it melts if you leave it out of the fridge in summer ya know |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
that's ok,butter is a fascinating subject.it melts if you leave it out of the fridge in summer ya know"
+ In the Summertime, it is possible to gauge someone's liking of the stuff, due to the amazing properties, of the small yellow flowers that appear in the summer. |
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Back on topic:
I hope we have a belter, last years summer (for us down yur) wasnt too bad actually and so far we havent had a winter yet.
I hope we do get a winter so that we do get a summer.
Personally I think the world has moved or something as summers seem to start later and end later |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny."
God I hate that!  If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'!  xx |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx"
I believe they have and you dont have to write on slate anymore either.
I was using a sence of humour in that post you quoted, and again I have done so in this one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx
I believe they have and you dont have to write on slate anymore either.
I was using a sence of humour in that post you quoted, and again I have done so in this one "
Honey - nothing against you - just the attitudes in our time - that wierdly even the girls/women agreed with! Even WE seemed to think it was fine for guys but not for us!
No slates though? - really? - surely you jest??  xx |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx
I believe they have and you dont have to write on slate anymore either.
I was using a sence of humour in that post you quoted, and again I have done so in this one "
Speaking of SOH - still sulking because I made a cracking comment in the favourite boob thread - and no-one's appreciated it because the thread died a death! Dontcha just hate it when that happens?  |
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx"
It's very simple for the reasons behind the contrasting attitudes, Paula. It's more of an 'accomplishment' for a guy to bed a girl than it is the other way around. For a girl to do it is relatively easy in comparison. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx
It's very simple for the reasons behind the contrasting attitudes, Paula. It's more of an 'accomplishment' for a guy to bed a girl than it is the other way around. For a girl to do it is relatively easy in comparison."
especially in summer,,short skirts,low cut tops etc,,  fuck im freezing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like spring when the flora and fauna come to life, the sun shines without burning your skin off and warm breezes wash over us
Whats fauna, is it a deer? Or like plants but not ones which flower?
It's butter
No no, you got it the wrong way around
Nah, flora is margarine, so fauna must be butter.
Not sure about either coming to life though, that Lurpak guy, gives me the creeps!
We gonna go off the rails for a second, sorry Mikki.
Lurpak Spreadable - Thats a fucking lie, it dosent spread.
We had a girl in school called Laura aand most us lads had been through her so we called her Flora instead. Low fat and easy to spread. She was really skinny.
God I hate that! If Laura was a Luke - who'd been through every girl in school - he'd have been hero worshipped!
I really hope attitudes towards young girls/ladies who openly enjoy sex have changed since 'our day'! xx
It's very simple for the reasons behind the contrasting attitudes, Paula. It's more of an 'accomplishment' for a guy to bed a girl than it is the other way around. For a girl to do it is relatively easy in comparison.
especially in summer,,short skirts,low cut tops etc,, fuck im freezing "
Then put on some warm clothes and sensible shoes ya trollop!
Personally i'd love to see a tv in a club dressed like Hyacinth Bucket! xx |
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"summer ,nice weather,roll on summer,,bbbbbbrrrrrrrr I hate the cold"
But the evenings are slowly starting to get lighter so all good.
Another month and still be light at 5pm  |
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