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I am the Son of God. Official.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's now been confirmed that I AM the Son of God. Allow me to elaborate.
We had 11 baby Mollies in our nursery tank that are approx 10 weeks old (we did have two loaves of garlic bread but we had them for dinner). Four of the baby fish were getting pretty fat and picking on the smaller ones so I decided to welease them into the main tank. I caught them one by one in my little baby fish net (easy!! you mucky devils), and tipped them out into the main tank with all the other fish we have. I then did a head count and could clearly see the four little ones swimming around and then I counted the ones left in the nursery.
There should have been 7 of them.
Nope.
8!
Got my daughter to count them.
8!
Siren counted them.
8!
4 in the main tank, 8 in the nursey. 12.
We had 11 babies an hour ago and now we have 12.
I am officially the Son of God.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You missed it as it was hiding under a rock before  "
For 10 weeks?
It's a little tiddler, a new born.
The other fish would have eaten it.
Fish are bastards.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx
Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost
BOO! 
Boo?
Ya don't scare me!  "
I wouldn't know - no mirrors in my house (pointless when your a ghost hehe)
- saw that one coming - as the son of god did Mary have anything to say about the birth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx
Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost
BOO!
Boo?
Ya don't scare me! "
I wouldn't know - no mirrors in my house (pointless when your a ghost hehe)
- saw that one coming - as the son of god did Mary have anything to say about the birth!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy 
Got me purple shell suit all pressed n ready for Sunday. "
now il be really disappointed if you dont wear said purple shell suit and have scary hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is much written about the miracle works of Gods' Son, Jesus; but why don't we hear much about the rest of his relatives? Like any 'show' family, the expectation of similar traits throughout the other branches of the tree, should be pretty high?
I for one would like to see more publicized about the necromantic powers of Jesus' second cousin, Barry; who is actually credited with bringing Lazarus back from the dead, although Jesus (ever the crowd pleaser) took credit for that one too.... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"There is much written about the miracle works of Gods' Son, Jesus; but why don't we hear much about the rest of his relatives? Like any 'show' family, the expectation of similar traits throughout the other branches of the tree, should be pretty high?
I for one would like to see more publicized about the necromantic powers of Jesus' second cousin, Barry; who is actually credited with bringing Lazarus back from the dead, although Jesus (ever the crowd pleaser) took credit for that one too.... "
what about his dad n mam~? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy
Got me purple shell suit all pressed n ready for Sunday. now il be really disappointed if you dont wear said purple shell suit and have scary hair "
I have all my own hair tyvm! Not grey either, all dark. Not bad for a 45y/o. |
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