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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

M/f siamese twins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"M/f siamese twins"

Stole a koala bear from the zoo and called it Steven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Used to be La La from the Tellytubbies

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

once wrestled a tiger and won.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears red and white striped football shirts!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Wears red and white striped football shirts!"

that is about as far from the truth as its possible to get so well done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears red and white striped football shirts!

that is about as far from the truth as its possible to get so well done

That was for the one above but ill stick with it for you as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears red and white striped football shirts!"

Once though a birdhouse was a gloryhole.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

will only buy foods from harrods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a Christian dyslexic

They gave their file to dog......

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Is a Christian dyslexic

They gave their file to dog......"

as never been near a gym....

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Sings elvis songs when shagging..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where both once arrested for going shopping naked

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

was a naughty choir boy

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Has tiny tits.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Has tiny tits."

Not my type

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By *rodigalMan over a year ago

sunderland

Hates cock lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the messiah

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

dribbles a lot

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Has massive tits!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Confused a glory hole with a peephole..... Now cockeyed..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

xx"

Damn I did do that in Waitrose but I didn't flash anyone and I had a corset on too. It was just for Mr N's pleasure..and mine too of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is painfully shy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

Damn I did do that in Waitrose but I didn't flash anyone and I had a corset on too. It was just for Mr N's pleasure..and mine too of course

One of these days i'll meet you two in Waitrose - sounds fun!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

Damn I did do that in Waitrose but I didn't flash anyone and I had a corset on too. It was just for Mr N's pleasure..and mine too of course

One of these days i'll meet you two in Waitrose - sounds fun!

I'll loiter by the organic avocados, you won't be able to miss me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is a totally vile scumbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused a glory hole with a peephole..... Now cockeyed..

Is called Lucy at the weekends and loves to wear black lacy thong

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Is painfully shy!

hates socialising and chatting......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't share her sweeties!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cute N Sassy takes her boobs off at night to help soothe her aching lumbar.

She got the idea from Tina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow. Takes me ages to write a post. Lol

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

has one eye below and one above the waistline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

Damn I did do that in Waitrose but I didn't flash anyone and I had a corset on too. It was just for Mr N's pleasure..and mine too of course

One of these days i'll meet you two in Waitrose - sounds fun!

I'll loiter by the organic avocados, you won't be able to miss me

Actually it would be a huge giggle for a few women, males and couples to meet up to do something like this! - we'd be horny as hell by the time we finished the shopping! What could we possibly all do next, I wonder?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

"has one eye below and one above the waistline

I love angled cocks x (in can't lie so that's the truth)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a proper bucket fanny and no knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to a Nigeria prince who finally made money from all those emails asking for donations and had an operation and boom......is now looks like a white woman. See dreams can come true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger, won't let edit my post sorry for the grammar error

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Had plastic surgery on his knob to make it look like a babies arm holding a ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is an English lecturer at Oxford University

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dribbles a lot

Thats not a lie when deepthroating haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is actually a real life polar bear,, he just wears a human skin onsie made from his latest MMF :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cute N Sassy takes her boobs off at night to help soothe her aching lumbar.

She got the idea from Tina.

i wish mine were inflateable,, like beach balls :D

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Is actually sponsored to be here by a sweety company x

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Leaves her meets verifications in a strictly come dancing style... SEVEERRN..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Sings elvis songs when shagging..

uh hu

Walks round Sainsbury's wearing only stillettoes, stockings and a trench-coat and flashes at the male staff!

Damn I did do that in Waitrose but I didn't flash anyone and I had a corset on too. It was just for Mr N's pleasure..and mine too of course

One of these days i'll meet you two in Waitrose - sounds fun!

I'll loiter by the organic avocados, you won't be able to miss me

Use our purchases for interesting and unusual purposes?

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Confused a glory hole with a peephole..... Now cockeyed..

Is called Lucy at the weekends and loves to wear black lacy thong

Oii.. It's Lucille .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

John Soda - he did the voice for Mr Ed - original series, but was rejected for sounding smutty.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Is a spy with xray specs and an exploding jock strap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused a glory hole with a peephole..... Now cockeyed..

Is called Lucy at the weekends and loves to wear black lacy thong

Oii.. It's Lucille .

Lucy is easier to scream out though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MMSB is very shy and very inexperienced around the Bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MMSB is very shy and very inexperienced around the Bedroom

The talent hinted at in the username is similar to a Bangkok style ping pong ball spectacular

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Says shes just like posh spice.... Well she can't sing, has a bunion.denies having a boob job and often shouts out becks ..

She'll drink other beers as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Says shes just like posh spice.... Well she can't sing, has a bunion.denies having a boob job and often shouts out becks ..

She'll drink other beers as well

Has a willy that glows in the dark!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

John Soda - is a fantastic chef and does a mean cordon bleu cheese on toast, sans baguette et fromage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"John Soda - is a fantastic chef and does a mean cordon bleu cheese on toast, sans baguette et fromage.

Tits are actually cannons used to kill off anyone who questions them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"John Soda - is a fantastic chef and does a mean cordon bleu cheese on toast, sans baguette et fromage.

Tits are actually cannons used to kill off anyone who questions them."

Doesn't like tattoos at all

Hids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"John Soda - is a fantastic chef and does a mean cordon bleu cheese on toast, sans baguette et fromage.

Tits are actually cannons used to kill off anyone who questions them.

Doesn't like tattoos at all

Hids "

Was once locked in the loos at her local pub all night, until the morning cleaner let her out.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tat on her hip was meant to be an Octopus

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

His a Cutts!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His a Cutts!!!"

Is addicted to sniffing mouldy cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has 11 toes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has 11 toes!"

(Your meant to write a lie

lol)x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:10:45]

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

She doesn't have a pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:11:18]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really a Bond Girl

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

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She had an arse transplant x lovely ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:11:18]"

Is really George Clooney researching a part for a forthcoming film.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

His a serial killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:14:40]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His a serial killer "

Isn't a tiger.

More a pussy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Violet was once the centre of a 15 man gangbang and complained it was too much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Violet was once the centre of a 15 man gangbang and complained it was too much

Tina is only a dd cup!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once starred in dads army and will be in the new film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MMSB is very shy and very inexperienced around the Bedroom

I wouldn't know what to do with that arse & cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MMSB is very shy and very inexperienced around the Bedroom

I wouldn't know what to do with that arse & cock "

Uses a well shaven scrotum as a purse.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

He likes the colour pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MMSB is very shy and very inexperienced around the Bedroom

I wouldn't know what to do with that arse & cock

Uses a well shaven scrotum as a purse."

Have you been watching me in my home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really a nun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is really a nun!"

Has a crap arse and would look terrible doggy.

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

"Is really a nun!"

I do not find you incrediblly attractive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is really a nun!

I do not find you incrediblly attractive

Is a couch potato

Hids

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

They are a fake couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are a fake couple "

Is a devil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:37:24]"

Is confident with his posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:37:24]

Is confident with his posts

Sits on a three legged stool milking cows, Monday - Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 14:37:24]

Is confident with his posts

Haha sorry, you jumped in the way of my lie about the couple above. It didn't make sense

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

is blind

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

He is black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

She's a stunner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't go around on all fours catching chickens with their mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

Isn't now considering ramming that strapon up my ass without lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

Isn't now considering ramming that strapon up my ass without lube

Is very prim & proper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

Isn't now considering ramming that strapon up my ass without lube

Is very prim & proper "

Crewe Alex was once a feeder club for several top league outfits, this has dried up in recent years because this couple have the young men all chained up in the basement as toys for the wife to use at leisure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

Isn't now considering ramming that strapon up my ass without lube

Is very prim & proper

Thought it was supposed to be lies we told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's gorgeous

Isn't now considering ramming that strapon up my ass without lube

Is very prim & proper

Thought it was supposed to be lies we told

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unlucky guess on my part

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Plaits people's pubeic hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believes space monkeys are excited by green custard....

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

He likes smelling dirty shoes

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By *uckoo clockCouple over a year ago

Merseyside

He Can Sleep !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He Can Sleep !! "

They are a horrible looking couple

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

Stole my _uckoo clock at a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never turns up for meets

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

hates condoms

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Tells everyone he's appeared on TV....he did photofit on crimewatch...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a virgin!

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Is my fuck buddy

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Has a huge nose

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/15 17:17:03]"

20th June pic was wiping his cock on his neighbours curtains lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

keeps road kill in a shoe box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"keeps road kill in a shoe box"

Loves cats

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

His muscles are fake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears a turtle neck bra

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Hahaha

he is gorgeous

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tasmanian - once wired up a doorbell to a vibrator so when a lady was getting close, the doorbell rang. Every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tasmanian - once wired up a doorbell to a vibrator so when a lady was getting close, the doorbell rang. Every time.

She farts glitter!

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

She once shaved her hair off for a bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tasmanian - once wired up a doorbell to a vibrator so when a lady was getting close, the doorbell rang. Every time.

She farts glitter!"

She picks her nose and eats it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr Pepper once asked David Cameron for his autograph because he's his idol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad Nanna - so called because she locks her grand children under the stairs a la Harry Potter!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bad Nanna - so called because she locks her grand children under the stairs a la Harry Potter!!

we fuck all the time

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Paula went to the north pole this Christmas and gave Santa a present.....

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

Is boxing world champion and insists on fighting naked;)

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Once ate a kitten for a bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her cock is bigger than most on here!

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

"Her cock is bigger than most on here!"

Really lives on ramsey street

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

Has pinched my avatar picture

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Once appeared on x factor singing barbie girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is my next door neighbour and often pops round unannounced to borrow a cup of sugar.

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

"Is my next door neighbour and often pops round unannounced to borrow a cup of sugar."

Is telling a lie alex comes round mine to borrow a cup of sugar

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Has been admitted to hospital on more than one occasion with a hamster stuck somewhere it shouldn't be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ged Evans girlfriend!

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Has had plastic surgery to look more like their idol, Des O'connor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was High Hefners third choice girl in 2003!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the head of the 'make esperanto the official language of Europe society'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hugh even

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Had a cameo role in snakes on a plane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can eat soup with chopsyicks

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By *amplemeMan over a year ago

Working here.

Is the World Champion for having the biggest lips

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By *amplemeMan over a year ago

Working here.

Is mint

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

you have a BIG cock!. xxxxx

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Holds the world record for eating the most crackers in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holds the world record for eating the most crackers in a minute "

Has NOT a nice arse and lovely long legs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *eymour bushMan over a year ago

welliningborough

Used to be called dave Jones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has won 6 oscars at the last baftas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holds the world record for eating the most crackers in a minute

Has NOT a nice arse and lovely long legs! "

Once dated Peter Andre and Katie Price

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

mrs madsexybitch once won the leeds and district under 14s keepie-uppie challenge...a grand 245 without the ball touching the ground...still a record in that age group in that area!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tonyne - once got the chance to swing with the Krankies, but turned them down, as he couldn't stand the Beano as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mrs madsexybitch once won the leeds and district under 14s keepie-uppie challenge...a grand 245 without the ball touching the ground...still a record in that age group in that area!"

OMG!!!

how do you know this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinatitz has got real boobs that make mine look like golf balls

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Because i came 2nd with 193...well beaten by a better keepier-uppie-erer on the day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tinatitz has got real boobs that make mine look like golf balls

MrsMadSexyBitch is mad not sexy and is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a horrible body!

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By *et n wild alexWoman over a year ago

berkhampstead

Has the world's ugliest bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wet n wild alex pops round when i'm asleep to steal my underwear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought 101 Dalmatians was based on a true story

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

removes her teeth when giving a bj

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Brushes their teeth with dulux white high gloss paint to make their teeth whiter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Removes his teeth when giving a BJ

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

dingdangdo once dug a hole 32 ft deep with just a fork. ...and by that i mean a cutlery fork, not one of those big ones for gardening that you see on those outdoor planting stuff programmes...it was for a bet and he won 47p...it took him four weeks and 3 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bet was against _onyne!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has several fantasies involving Dora the Explorer!

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

Doesnt have fantasies about me

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

Boldgirl wants me to fuck her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is allergic to having his cock sucked!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Designs dildos in her spare time

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Still thinks that sucking cock is only possible on chicken soup flavoured ice lollies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His pubes are longer than his cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a 12inch cock

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