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I put a grape in her bum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You seen very inventive, the thread title is marvellous!
What sort of things have you done so far and we'll see if we can offer some suggestions. I've had a nanna nap too close to bed time so I'm gonna be awake for a while. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Involved others, toys, tying, whipping, candle wax. Threesomes, foursomes, role play the lot.. Outdoors, indoors, on a door. U name it lol.
Any suggestions welcome lol |
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"See a girl for sex.. On and off 10 years, she's filthy (which I love)
Have literally run out of ideas of things to try with her..
Any suggestions? "
How about you try letting her stick a grape up your bum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See a girl for sex.. On and off 10 years, she's filthy (which I love)
Have literally run out of ideas of things to try with her..
Any suggestions? How about you try letting her stick a grape up your bum "
maybe the pips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could try sticking some jelly and custard up her arse but that might be a trifle difficult.
As a bad a joke as that was it made me laugh out loud"
yea that made me chuckle to. Welldone mate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"english mustard on the fanny is always good...you might wanna try it on your bellend too
Op,nettles on the clit hood?"
why stop at nettles, barbed wire on your ass cheeks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?
You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....
1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.
2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.
3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.
4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.
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"Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?
You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....
1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.
2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.
3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.
4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.
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you would write great children's books, such imagination! Lol
Not really a bucket list.. If you have a willing partner then why not try everything conceivably possible right?! |
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"Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?
You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....
1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.
2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.
3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.
4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.
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You need to write a book |
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