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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next. |
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"She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?this is a true story"
if that's a true story I'm the queen of Sheba. Only thing you will be getting stuck in the letter box is your nose if it gets any bigger
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nearby dog thought it was a wee bit of meat and began to chew the end of your cock off. You had the end replaced by skin grafted from your nose and you have an upcoming show on Channel 5 called Cock Face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benny Hill came running up the street being chased whilst some quick sax music was played, the post lady joined in the chase, leaving you there for the next person to arrive?  "
Crying with laughter !!!! Mwah!!! |
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She realised that she was never meant to be a postwoman and decided to go back to her previous career as a stripper/porn star/prostitute, stripped off all her clothes, booped you on the willy and ran off down the street in glee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Due to a fusing of foreskin on the letterbox you can't be removed from it. Therefore, you now are living life permanently wandering around behind a door with parts cut our for your arms to go through and your wee face being seen behind a window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..
part two later |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..
part two later"
Ummmm 3 out of 10 |
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"she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..
part two later"
Lifted her off her knees, dragged her into the hall....then saw all the unsolicited junkmail she was planning on delivering so told her to shove off! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
It got stuck, your neighbours called the fire brigade, who then removed the door, carrying you on it to A&E, where you had to wait longer than 4 hours to your disgust and you never even received the £250 from You've Been Framed your post lady said you would get. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The postwoman got her bag of mail and whacked it over your cock which got dismembered. They couldn't sew your cock back on. It got lost in the post.  "
love that reply |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?this is a true storyif that's a true story I'm the queen of Sheba. Only thing you will be getting stuck in the letter box is your nose if it gets any bigger
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honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A nearby dog thought it was a wee bit of meat and began to chew the end of your cock off. You had the end replaced by skin grafted from your nose and you have an upcoming show on Channel 5 called Cock Face."
nice one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to a fusing of foreskin on the letterbox you can't be removed from it. Therefore, you now are living life permanently wandering around behind a door with parts cut our for your arms to go through and your wee face being seen behind a window. "
you are a good Un, a right imagination
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."
Did you tell the court that you were unhinged? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right this is a real story, of an old fella I met in the pub the other Day, 78 yrs old. As he thought she was coming to his door, she never and he was found by a friend over 2hrs later with his cocktail still stuck in the letter box |
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"Right this is a real story, of an old fella I met in the pub the other Day, 78 yrs old. As he thought she was coming to his door, she never and he was found by a friend over 2hrs later with his cocktail still stuck in the letter box"
but you said in the op that it was you, now its some 78 year old guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."
she slapped it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."
"by the flap"?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The neighbours cat spotted it poking through.........thinking it was a poor copy of a scratching post, said cat proceeded to sharpen his claws on turning your cock into a scene from the popular gory franchise 'Saw'
Your cock now resembles one of those awful cheese string things now, a ragged mess of ribbons made from flesh and muscle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The neighbours cat spotted it poking through.........thinking it was a poor copy of a scratching post, said cat proceeded to sharpen his claws on turning your cock into a scene from the popular gory franchise 'Saw'
Your cock now resembles one of those awful cheese string things now, a ragged mess of ribbons made from flesh and muscle."
pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It got stuck, your neighbours called the fire brigade, who then removed the door, carrying you on it to A&E, where you had to wait longer than 4 hours to your disgust and you never even received the £250 from You've Been Framed your post lady said you would get. "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Did you get angry and Hulk Out? You transformed into the green monster, the door exploded off your cock, you went on a gamma ray fuelled rampage, solving a few crimes, causing the insurance companies a lot of bother and only transformed back into a meek mannered scientist when the post lady offered you a calming cup of tea?
I now claim my 5 pounds for being correct, Dr Banner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did she whip the roya lmail package size sorter out? and with a door and letterbox flap in the way are you sure she didn't measure wrong under charge?, nothing worse than getting something from them with a added charge because the size and weight was wrong.
Hex |
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By *aymackCouple
over a year ago
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"Did you get angry and Hulk Out? You transformed into the green monster, the door exploded off your cock, you went on a gamma ray fuelled rampage, solving a few crimes, causing the insurance companies a lot of bother and only transformed back into a meek mannered scientist when the post lady offered you a calming cup of tea?
I now claim my 5 pounds for being correct, Dr Banner. "
Hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think the OP might just have ruined his chances of ever getting a meet from this site by posting this..."
Read his previous posts...thonk he's already done that lol |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. "
Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms.
Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens.... "
It's an icebreaker if nothing else |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms.
Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens....
It's an icebreaker if nothing else "
In the same way the Titanic was an icebreaker, but I don't think anyone will go down this time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. "
there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there"
Could be worse, could live in Thirsk |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there"
Friendly folk us northerners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never seen a female postie in my life. I wonder if this story is why"
You haven't seen the mid-twenties, tall, slim, HOTTIE that delivers here......
Shame she's engaged |
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Being an ex postie this was in the papers a few years back think the guu got thrown in jail cause the postie felt his cock as she pushed the mail in his box
do luv some of the comments on this one tho funny funny haha |
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