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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose cock is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will fuck me no end,
he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.
And as I kneel and pray by me bed,
I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose cock is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will fuck me no end,
he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.
And as I kneel and pray by me bed,
I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!
"
Alas you'll end up with no Luck
Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"
A man ,your profile will not read
Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead
A man who will be on the dole
Who's motto's "Every holes a goal
A man who's Lazy and a slouch
Wont move his arse from off your couch
Wont make love
Just bang you silly
With his cheesey 4" willy
He wont go outside when he wants a fag
And when your not about
He'll steal from your bag
A man like this you need to hunt
A man like this
Is a total C**T
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose cock is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will fuck me no end,
he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.
And as I kneel and pray by me bed,
I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!
Alas you'll end up with no Luck
Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"
A man ,your profile will not read
Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead
A man who will be on the dole
Who's motto's "Every holes a goal
A man who's Lazy and a slouch
Wont move his arse from off your couch
Wont make love
Just bang you silly
With his cheesey 4" willy
He wont go outside when he wants a fag
And when your not about
He'll steal from your bag
A man like this you need to hunt
A man like this
Is a total C**T
"
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Alas you'll end up with no Luck
Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"
A man ,your profile will not read
Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead
A man who will be on the dole
Who's motto's "Every holes a goal
A man who's Lazy and a slouch
Wont move his arse from off your couch
Wont make love
Just bang you silly
With his cheesey 4" willy
He wont go outside when he wants a fag
And when your not about
He'll steal from your bag
A man like this you need to hunt
A man like this
Is a total C**T
"
Hahaha, fab poet laureate!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose cock is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will fuck me no end,
he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.
And as I kneel and pray by me bed,
I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!
"
That is bloody brilliant Violet  |
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