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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We already pay for their free prescriptions, so why not a few nurses. Maybe we can employ them all from eastern europe and pay for their familes to stay at home as well
Oh we already do ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great, another Scots bashing post.
That's what happens when you have a union of 4 countries, where 3 of those countries have their own devolved parliaments, and the other has to make do with the parliament designed for all 4.
Maybe if England had it's own parliament as well (Westminster doesn't count) there wouldn't be so much distrust and hostility between us. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Great, another Scots bashing post.
That's what happens when you have a union of 4 countries, where 3 of those countries have their own devolved parliaments, and the other has to make do with the parliament designed for all 4.
Maybe if England had it's own parliament as well (Westminster doesn't count) there wouldn't be so much distrust and hostility between us. "
An English parliament wouldn't stop the Nats moaning about everything and anything. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england"
theres a real simple solution if you arent happy with this move there ! you will find the quality of life better everything cheaper the people very friendly but hey no you just choose to snipe and try to cause division
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow"
That's excellent. I am going to adapt it for Teresa Viliars (Secretary of state for Northern Ireland)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in englandtheres a real simple solution if you arent happy with this move there ! you will find the quality of life better everything cheaper the people very friendly but hey no you just choose to snipe and try to cause division
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I would but im no good at learning new languages and im sure it too cold to weara chequed skirt lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would but im no good at learning new languages and im sure it too cold to weara chequed skirt lol "
Aww son dinne worry! We'll get ye a wee tartan shall and a jaggy bunnit tae keep ye warm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends how rthey do it. Theyll get an agency in who charge the earth rather than employ them directly. Also i was appauled years ago when phillipino nurses were recruited because they were badly needed back in their own country. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Not Wallace but the Bruce.
"THOMAS Yeudal used a replica of the Bannockburn victor's skull to study Bruce's bone structure and create a fearsome portrait."
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/real-face-robert-bruce-artist-4906520
Not the bonniest, eh?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow"
That just made me chuckle 
Anyone else think Nicky Sturgeon looks like Jimmy Krankie.... and Rab C Nesbitts wife! |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england"
That would be the least of your worries if Labour got in.
The money to raise it like a lot of Labour's spending is to come from the mansion tax that it seems will pay for every Labour policy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow"
 love it !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least they're looking to improve their Healthcare rather than dismantle it!!"
The NHS in Scotland is run by the Scottish parliament and is, like the Welsh run Labour effort, totally unable to cope.  |
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"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england"
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"At least they're looking to improve their Healthcare rather than dismantle it!! The NHS in Scotland is run by the Scottish parliament and is, like the Welsh run Labour effort, totally unable to cope. "
I'd like you to know that Norn Irn's NHS is less able to cope than any youse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wouldn't worry, jim murphy probably wont have a seat, let alone have any power in scotland.
He is only mouthing off about this to pretend he is a big man, and try to win a vote or two.
As muppet who wrote this is probably aware, scotland i a net contributer, not a drain. (it is in the figures westminster uses)
If you really want something to be worried about i heard today that a tory mp went on record saying they wouldn't rule out a coalition with Labour in westminster.
Have fun with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england"
I don't see you complaining about the taxes from Scottish people that gets used in the NSH south of the border....
So quit your winging now |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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If you really want something to be worried about i heard today that a tory mp went on record saying they wouldn't rule out a coalition with Labour in westminster.
Have fun with that."
That's a million miles away from a Labour MP saying they wouldn't rule out a coalition with the Tories in Westminster.
That's 100% a non starter. |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"just read in the telegraph that a scottish labour mp is proposing to use taxes raised directly on people here in england to fund more nurses for the scottish health service , this cant be right , i thought health north of the border was devolved away from england , if they want more nurses in scotland then they should be taxing the hell out of themselves instead of scooping up cash from yet more taxes raised on us here in england
I don't see you complaining about the taxes from Scottish people that gets used in the NSH south of the border....
So quit your winging now"
They don't complain about oil revenue, renewable energy, whisky revenue or tourism either. That's the benefit of a union. We all contribute and we all draw from the benefits. |
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