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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Smart and casual man. Turns up to damsels in distress, solves their disaster and then gives them a good seeing to to cheer them up. Whilst rocking a cardie, jeans or a suit since he looks damn fine in all of them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I can't resist....
Sexybrain - sends naughty, sexy, erotic thoughts to his enemies rendering them useless, orgasmic and unable to defend themselves.
Renamed - Orgasmatron |
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"Erectjim - erects objects to block his enemies way.
Renamed....erectify "
Scoldduo - a double act so hot that turnips and swedes get confused. They'll use their mind-bending powers to turn bad 'uns into good 'uns.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotgeordiecouple:
Swedeman and Turnipgirl. Very difficult to tell apart except for one has a white cape, one has orange.
Powers - pump you full of vitamins
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James Bond
Can he be a superhero
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erectjim - erects objects to block his enemies way.
Renamed....erectify
Scoldduo - a double act so hot that turnips and swedes get confused. They'll use their mind-bending powers to turn bad 'uns into good 'uns. "
Ooooh I love this!!
Ok bonbon
Lasts so long that no enemy can ever defeat him. He'll chew them up and spit them out - and infuse them with so much flavour they won't know what's hit them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotgeordiecouple:
Swedeman and Turnipgirl. Very difficult to tell apart except for one has a white cape, one has orange.
Powers - pump you full of vitamins
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Lol this veg thing is Killin me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hotgeordiecouple:
Swedeman and Turnipgirl. Very difficult to tell apart except for one has a white cape, one has orange.
Powers - pump you full of vitamins
Lol this veg thing is Killin me!"
'Sass Girl' intoxicates and entices both her friends and enemies with her girlish and alluring charm whilst 'Invisible Man' has no pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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schlong man.. goes about his daily buisiness then he gets the twitch in his hand... writes the word awesome on his cock and stuns athletic women into going to bed with him |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"schlong man.. goes about his daily buisiness then he gets the twitch in his hand... writes the word awesome on his cock and stuns athletic women into going to bed with him"
The germinator , she spreads germs to innocent victims |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"schlong man.. goes about his daily buisiness then he gets the twitch in his hand... writes the word awesome on his cock and stuns athletic women into going to bed with him
The germinator , she spreads germs to innocent victims"
double vision man!!!
to perve the worlds women twice over.. in stealth mode |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"schlong man.. goes about his daily buisiness then he gets the twitch in his hand... writes the word awesome on his cock and stuns athletic women into going to bed with him
The germinator , she spreads germs to innocent victims
double vision man!!!
I like it , almost feel guilty for giving you a rubbish one
to perve the worlds women twice over.. in stealth mode "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"schlong man.. goes about his daily buisiness then he gets the twitch in his hand... writes the word awesome on his cock and stuns athletic women into going to bed with him
The germinator , she spreads germs to innocent victims
double vision man!!!
to perve the worlds women twice over.. in stealth mode "
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Graviton Gal, her boobs have their own centres of gravity that draw baddies toward her, before they are crushed in between them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy Brain: Professor seX.
Able to read minds of sexy desires.
The hooded schlong
Can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with his cock "
The Assisinator - hunts down villains by using sexy womens bums to distract them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sexy Brain: Professor seX.
Able to read minds of sexy desires.
The hooded schlong
Can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with his cock "
To reword Frankie Goes To Hollywoods Power of Love:
He'll protect you from the Hooded Schlong
Fight the vampires with his dong
When the dicks flop down, he'll be around
With his undying, DEATH DEFYING cock for you! |
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"Sexy Brain: Professor seX.
Able to read minds of sexy desires.
The hooded schlong
Can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with his cock
The Assisinator - hunts down villains by using sexy womens bums to distract them "
I like that.  |
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"Sexy Brain: Professor seX.
Able to read minds of sexy desires.
The hooded schlong
Can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with his cock
To reword Frankie Goes To Hollywoods Power of Love:
He'll protect you from the Hooded Schlong
Fight the vampires with his dong
When the dicks flop down, he'll be around
With his undying, DEATH DEFYING cock for you!"
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotgeordiecouple:
Swedeman and Turnipgirl. Very difficult to tell apart except for one has a white cape, one has orange.
Powers - pump you full of vitamins
Lol this veg thing is Killin me!
'Sass Girl' intoxicates and entices both her friends and enemies with her girlish and alluring charm whilst 'Invisible Man' has no pics "
Haha he does, you just gotta be 'friendly' to see them |
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