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By *iss_Samantha_Lovecock OP TV/TS over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

1 I'm straight

2 we only play as a couple

3 I wont let you down,if we make

plans to meet, I will be there

4 I only play safe

5 I've had a breakdown/accident/

death/family crisis on the way to

meet you.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly."

Actually chuckled out loud at that one lol

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I'm free and single.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget the

I am bi....just only when my husbands looking.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Wife doesnt understand me

Gimp

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am not needy but I have lost my mojo and chipped my nail.

15 minutes later, thank guys your posts have really helped me through this, I am ready to meet now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im convincing (tvs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daytime meets only... But I'm not married or attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't go for bbw because they're easy.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

My cock is huge, please see my pics.

Said cock is attached to Marco living 1343 miles away, not Barry in Skegness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good looking(no pics)

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm leaving the site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You forgot "single"

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

My profile picture is recent I just love the eighties look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm into married men

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

"I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will respect your boundaries.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Will only try cock if there is pussy in the room

The profile on Fabguys is not me, honest it is not, I promise.....

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a stalker, honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like curvy women, ask for friend request, then don't bother messaging. Instant block

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't accommodate as I am uneasy when my pet dog/cat/hamster sees me indulging in lewd acts.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I don't judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you're the sexiest/most beautiful lady on fab......(can I stick my cock in you now?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do bareback .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like curvy women, ask for friend request, then don't bother messaging. Instant block "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im sexy, good looking, good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I adore t'girls,,(yet keeps it very quiet in the forums)

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I have never shagged just because I was horny. There has always been a truly spiritual connection between me and the other person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't accommodate as I am uneasy when my pet dog/cat/hamster sees me indulging in lewd acts. "

Sounds legit to me. My cat is a total pervert.

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By *longshottMan over a year ago

Limerick

"Don't forget the

I am bi....just only when my husbands looking....."

Sooooo true. And yes like he says I don't want another cock on the room lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't fit in here.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly."

(M) In my single male days I met a woman off here and after my eyes accustomed to the dim light of the bedroom, I actually noticed a wedding dress hanging up on the back of the door. We made a joke of it at the time but it did get me thinking..... NSA... really???

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I don't take the fabbing of my ever revolving pic uploading obsession seriously ......

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By *ibanditMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"non-smoker"

You really think I can't tell after a kiss..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not racist or homophobic, it's a preference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't accommodate as I am uneasy when my pet dog/cat/hamster sees me indulging in lewd acts.

Sounds legit to me. My cat is a total pervert."

I'm sure you're pussy is delightful - just like the rest of you.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'I've got eight inches'

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

My remote is really 8 inches long

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"'I've got eight inches'

I haven't and that's not a lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love arrogance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I've got eight inches'

I have - honest - it just happens to be a can of Right Guard and not my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im not jealous of people in the top fab'd photos section

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my wife will be here at the meet and she knows im on here"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im choosy, I prefer big girls, tasteful pictures, shaved pussy am straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That superimposed head on my lucrative clad frame is me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are no clique's operating on this forum...only claques

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lycra clad *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im not jealous of people in the top fab'd photos section"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can rite proper, an mi spellin is gud....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here before but left due to time wasters or was it cos wife caught me on here

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I don't take myself serious

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I tell people to call me to prove I'm not a time waster.... That's a lie. If you don't turn up, I give your number to telemarketers

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

The attention I get wont change me

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I'd like your thoughts.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm one of the genuine, respectful, good guys on the site - who'd be knee deep in clunge if it wasn't for my chances being ruined by all the other time wasting, rude, pushy single guys."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not shagging half the site.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I can take it....

Get it out, get it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having sex with lots of people isn't that risky.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm not shagging half the site. "

Well I'm not... I'm shagging all the site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make any woman squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We only meet photo verified people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im sexy, good looking, good in bed.

My cover has been blown abort mission

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I can't get condoms to fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course im genuine I just cant go on cam,my cam isn't working

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

No one sends me a message, and

I never get fab'd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never shagged just because I was horny. There has always been a truly spiritual connection between me and the other person"

That's a good one il try that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I m a proffessional ! Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to be missed , she's special

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I love giving oral (no they don't).

I am always well dressed and turn up on time (as long as I turn up within an hour and dressed, that's halfway there).

I always make sure the woman orgasms (if she hasn't before I have, tough).

I am vwe (well I think I am).

I am thoughtful and will always treat you like a lady (if you don't look like Elle MacPherson I'll be out the back door before you can say 'blocked').

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I'm not shallow. I'm interested in the whole person and looks are unimportant.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Always horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a woman

(And they're a man pretending to be a woman lol)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

I'm hung and not many can take me..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very choosy who I meet......multiple veri's in a matter of weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need help cumming!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very choosy who I meet......multiple veri's in a matter of weeks

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I have a huge, huge sex drive and think about sex 365 days 24/7 and that means I am a great shag

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"I'm very choosy who I meet......multiple veri's in a matter of weeks

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By *SweetVioletxWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

My boyfriend only wants to watch.

Also you're the most beautiful woman on here followed by ugly slag when you don't reply in an hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only talk to intelligent women.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Labels are for jam and I am saying it because I truly mean it, it has nothing to do with me being a secret shirt lifter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single bi fem….looking for a threesome with my husband.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I'm straight

2 we only play as a couple

3 I wont let you down,if we make

plans to meet, I will be there

4 I only play safe

5 I've had a breakdown/accident/

death/family crisis on the way to

meet you."
I find that when a real attractive woman in a couple contacts me her partner/husband is always really good looking and has an enormous cock but no photo. Then a small pricked Golum lookalike turns up for a meet expecting fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love giving oral (no they don't)."

Oh yes I do,

and no I'm not making a pantomime out of it - honest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes it's a recent photograph of me

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I love giving oral (no they don't).

Oh yes I do,

and no I'm not making a pantomime out of it - honest!

Then you're not one of the men who have it on their profiles yet, when we meet, refuse to go down there. There are many out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I'm straight

2 we only play as a couple

3 I wont let you down,if we make

plans to meet, I will be there

4 I only play safe

5 I've had a breakdown/accident/

death/family crisis on the way to

meet you."
playing with wifes permission ....honestly i wont come in your mouth and the cheques in the post....oh no thats another scenario sorry

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

What is X factor

I have never watched Jeremy Kyle

I am not jealous of professionals

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"I adore t'girls,,(yet keeps it very quiet in the forums)"

but I am straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These aren't the droids you're looking for

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By *em4ejacWoman over a year ago

Cougarville

"1 I'm straight

2 we only play as a couple

3 I wont let you down,if we make

plans to meet, I will be there

4 I only play safe

5 I've had a breakdown/accident/

death/family crisis on the way to

meet you."

Car broke down as I was about to start my journey .

I decided to stay in bed instead

Granny fell been taken into hospital

Phone died on way to yours and your address and number were in my phone

Got called into work

I'm shit at sex and you probably wouldn't like me anyway .

I'm at your door .

I've to look after my nephews

This isn't my number it's my brothers so don't be contacting me on it .

I'm in hospital with a hernia .

My tongue gets broke giving oral

I might be getting back with GF

I'm 100% genuine like

I've 2 phones cos one is a work phone

Have to run as I've left kids at home alone

Have to run pic my mom up at airport

Sorry I'm 4 hours late is it ok to call in

Am separated honest

I'm brilliant in bed

I've never tried anal either

I've never did anything like this before

Don't call me as I'm married

I'm very experienced

You're the only person I meet of Fab

I only met her once but she made me verify her saying we got straight down to business

I'm looking a regular buddy

I've a 70% success rate on Fab you will be one off conquests eventually

I'm only looking a free BJ

Can I shower before I leave

I trust you

Never listen to rumours on fab

I only plan parties I never play at them

I'm very discreet

I swear on my mothers life I've been tested

And many more !!!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I can lick for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is huge, please see my pics.

Said cock is attached to Marco living 1343 miles away, not Barry in Skegness "
lol

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

London.

"I love giving oral (no they don't).

I am always well dressed and turn up on time (as long as I turn up within an hour and dressed, that's halfway there).

I always make sure the woman orgasms (if she hasn't before I have, tough).

I am vwe (well I think I am).

I am thoughtful and will always treat you like a lady (if you don't look like Elle MacPherson I'll be out the back door before you can say 'blocked')."

Which 'back door' are you referring too?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I love giving oral (no they don't).

I am always well dressed and turn up on time (as long as I turn up within an hour and dressed, that's halfway there).

I always make sure the woman orgasms (if she hasn't before I have, tough).

I am vwe (well I think I am).

I am thoughtful and will always treat you like a lady (if you don't look like Elle MacPherson I'll be out the back door before you can say 'blocked').

Which 'back door' are you referring too?

The one by the pub toilets. Or in one memorable case, the front door while I was in the pub toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not shallow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes it's a recent photograph of me"
or it was only taken last year. honestly its me

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By *ombshellWoman over a year ago

islington

and don't forget the 'sorry if i don't reply .. i have hundreds of inbox messages'.....yeah right! woteva!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't get condoms to fit"
ive heard that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm really fussy that's why i haven't met anyone in over a year

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't get condoms to fit. ive heard that one

Usually they can't get condoms small enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your the best looking thing ive seen on this site,wow!,,,,hmmm is that a lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is huge, please see my pics.

Said cock is attached to Marco living 1343 miles away, not Barry in Skegness "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love and exclusivity is the last thing I'm looking for.

(Then asks you to LEAVE the site after a 20 minute chat.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"your the best looking thing ive seen on this site,wow!,,,,hmmm is that a lie

I get that one a lot. I'm happy that my back is particularly attractive.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Love and exclusivity is the last thing I'm looking for.

(Then asks you to LEAVE the site after a 20 minute chat."

I just got a Full House on my Fab Bingo card.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

I cant wait to meet you....

Then i wait six months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm single... He was married (secret kept for 20 months and got away with it as worked South but went back to Wales every weekend) and I didn't click on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't go for bbw because they're easy."

Hate how judgemental people can be about people like me bbw

Real big lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love and exclusivity is the last thing I'm looking for.

(Then asks you to LEAVE the site after a 20 minute chat.

I just got a Full House on my Fab Bingo card.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your the best looking thing ive seen on this site,wow!,,,,hmmm is that a lie

I get that one a lot. I'm happy that my back is particularly attractive."

Oh yeah im the best looking woman he's seen since joining even though my tummy is on there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't use mail filters as my mates couldn't mail me.

(I am so insecure I need hundreds of mails in my inbox to make me feel better.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm leaving the site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People should be banished from the site for sending rude replies.

(But it's ok for me to do it because I'm an amazing diva.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a single, successfull business man and my occupation means I have to be very discreet - and can't accomodate because I live in shared accomodation - even though I earn bucketloads! (my wife will sell my rare vinyl collection if she finds out about this!) Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your the best looking thing ive seen on this site,wow!,,,,hmmm is that a lie

I get that one a lot. I'm happy that my back is particularly attractive.

Oh yeah im the best looking woman he's seen since joining even though my tummy is on there lol "

My tummy tuck didn't work.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

The reason I don't get meets is because other single guys are sending couples offensive messages

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm single... He was married (secret kept for 20 months and got away with it as worked South but went back to Wales every weekend) and I didn't click on!"

Yea, I never meet men who are 'working in your area' for that reason....

'I know we haven't met and I'm only 23 but I definitely want to see you regularly.....'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I'm a professional male' - what, you get paid for being a male? Or you're really good at it?

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

I have recently sent a few women my face picture as they say "no cock pictures" only to then be asked for a cock picture. ... not a body picture... just the cock. Not sure of the rationale but always happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really want to meet someone like you

From user no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the biggest lies that regularly gets thrown about on this forum is that Queen were a great band.

When in fact Queen are shite!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody judges anybody's posts on the forums!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"One of the biggest lies that regularly gets thrown about on this forum is that Queen were a great band.

When in fact Queen are shite!!!

Wash your mouth out!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't handle my fat cock.

Oh yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can I come round, we have met before.

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By *ngel_38Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I am not needy but I have lost my mojo and chipped my nail.

15 minutes later, thank guys your posts have really helped me through this, I am ready to meet now.

Hehehe

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

My head is hanging off, I have lost the use of both legs & with the use of my only working limb I have tried NHS24 but thought I would ask... Any suggestions what to do..

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"One of the biggest lies that regularly gets thrown about on this forum is that Queen were a great band.

When in fact Queen are shite!!!

Now there's somethings that I find just beyond the pale! Dont dis Queen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My head is hanging off, I have lost the use of both legs & with the use of my only working limb I have tried NHS24 but thought I would ask... Any suggestions what to do..

A good wank will sort ya.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly."

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

I'll always do my best to reply to everyone, even if it's a polite no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow! You're stunning!

No,I'm fat,and not stupid so fuck off and find a fat woman who falls for that shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am very discreet.

(Mentions the 'lover' in the caravan in every single post/ starts multiple pissing up lamppost threads detailing where they went/ what they did/ etc etc.)

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody has ever been able to make me cum just from a BJ.

(I hope I'll get lots of BJs from women who want to be the first - yeah, right - and prove they can)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daytime meets only... But I'm not married or attached "

That could be for Safety reasons. So dnt knock that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daytime meets only... But I'm not married or attached

That could be for Safety reasons. So dnt knock that!!!"

Psychopaths only go out at night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're beautiful, stunning and hot

Can we meet to fuck?

Like I say I'm pretty damn sure my face isn't on my stomach LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow! You're stunning!

No,I'm fat,and not stupid so fuck off and find a fat woman who falls for that shit "

I get told this regularly too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't take anything up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We actually had the gearbox totally break on the way to a meet once.....it was a Peugeot though so nobody was surprised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're the most amazing, sexy, beautiful woman I've ever seen!!

(how does that work when you can't see my face pic)

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

After reading all this, I have come to a conclusion....

Dam! I have nowt to message anyone with now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, I'll definitely be there and no I'm not about to have a wank and then decide sod it, Still Open All Hours is on tonight.

You are sexier than a lot of women. (Fuck off am I)

I've no face pics because of my job, not because I'm worries Herbert in accounts may see I've got TG as a meet group.

Ryan is on a diet and off biscuits, wherever he is.

Alimark are both huge Sunderland fans and insist on all meets wearing replica shirts.

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By *ngel_38Woman over a year ago

Staffs

He licked my pussy for hours and hours then he made me squirt (pissed) all over him and the bed was drenched, and I mean it was like a tsunami coming out of my fanny.

Had to get the fire brigade in to soak up my squirty piss as they ran out of water.......

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By *ngel_38Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"My head is hanging off, I have lost the use of both legs & with the use of my only working limb I have tried NHS24 but thought I would ask... Any suggestions what to do..

Hahaha ur posts are making me laugh

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"One of the biggest lies that regularly gets thrown about on this forum is that Queen were a great band.

When in fact Queen are shite!!!

Now there's somethings that I find just beyond the pale! Dont dis Queen."

I always think it is a big mistake to mention rock bands or politics in these forums...it only leads to spats like this.

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By *bfoxxxMan over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

"I hate ingratitude more in a man than any vainess babbling,d*unkeness or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood."

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"I am very discreet.

(Mentions the 'lover' in the caravan in every single post/ starts multiple pissing up lamppost threads detailing where they went/ what they did/ etc etc.)"
Maybe he's in the Housemartins and just wanting every one to join the caravan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no offense but..

'only joking'

he/she gives the best blow job ive ever had

im single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cam is broken but it is definitely the Mrs.

...thinking about setting up a cam repair shop. They seem pretty fragile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guaranteed steak meal .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am an aVERAGe

I won't get attached

I don't smoke

I missed by our call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am looking for NSA sex but the wedding dress that is hanging in the wardrobe fits perfectly."

my tummy aches from laughing so much

too true

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"One of the biggest lies that regularly gets thrown about on this forum is that Queen were a great band.

When in fact Queen are shite!!!

Now there's somethings that I find just beyond the pale! Dont dis Queen.

I always think it is a big mistake to mention rock bands or politics in these forums...it only leads to spats like this."

It's not a spat,I was piss taking, but if it was taken seriously, I'm sorry. People can and should hold their own _iews of what's good and what's bad. Now back to the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My personal top five.

1) I got a message.

2) I got a MEET

3) I can't count.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love giving oral (no they don't)."

Oh yes I do!

No Prince charming so also no panto.

I could lick for hours. I love it (As long as you are clean that is)

Gareth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I/we only meet exceptional men or only 15" only.....followed by loads of pics from a dirty car park with lots of fugly dirty tiny cocks haha

I only meet from my friends list.

I can show you a face pic because of my job.

A recent one that made me laugh I dont meet site supporters......

Some of the common lies ive encountered

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By *XANGEL EYESXXCouple over a year ago

jarrow

I have read your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her with respect ..ie if i write this she will let me go again.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Looking

Hung

Genuine

Not a time waster

Can accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Male half only. What a surprise

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

1. Yes i am single

2. I will deffinately turn up

3. I dont have a mobile number to speak to you to prove im genuine

4. My "husband" has.my permission to play alone

5. I only play safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your profile and think we should chat and perhaps meet x"

When you read theirs and chat to them a bit more becomes evident all they did was look at the pictures and perhaps decided to have a wank as they messaged depending on how many spelling mistakes there is!!!

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By *xpatscoupleCouple over a year ago

Ipswich

"My profile picture is recent I just love the eighties look."

Yes love this one

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By *xpatscoupleCouple over a year ago

Ipswich

Then there's the one of having a photo that's years younger than there actual recent photos

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

Not to be messed around

She is gawjuss one ov d best on ere

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

1. I don't have any credit on my mobile (but can't give you a number to ring)

2. I don't have any charge on my mobile ( but can't charge it and ring you in an hour)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really enjoyed reading your profile"

How long does it take to read one word?

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

""I really enjoyed reading your profile"

How long does it take to read one word?

In fairness, for people intelligent enough to send you the message, it may take a long time and involve Wikipedia!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im a first timer and new to this type of thing (she then has a pic of herself sitting on a settee naked with legs in the air and a crotch as big as the Mersey tunnel)

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I only ever bareback with my wife / partner so we won't need condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People just lie to get what they want, then chat goes down to a minimum. Not a message I've received or status post but a current fact

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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