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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well....been in Chester since some time yesterday on a 'meet' and so far apart from the obvious I've been dog walking, done a bit of shopping, visited a strip club where we managed to piss half the dancers off by being more showy than they were and now I'm stripping a Christmas tree and taking decorations down at almost quarter to two in the morning....

This type behaviour on a meet is fairly normal for me....

This stand true for you buggers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sounds dull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did as few years ago but then I was Married and it was the wife lol

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Wot no sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did as few years ago but then I was Married and it was the wife lol"

Don't marry me off yet fella ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wot no sex?

"apart from the obvious"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sounds dull

Oh eye....been bloody awfull like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha my poor lady bits need a rest.. Had to give him something to keep his hands busy!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

aww well now we all feel like we were there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aww well now we all feel like we were there.

You should have come we had a little fab social round chester last night

i'll have to organise another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aww well now we all feel like we were there.

You should have come we had a little fab social round chester last night

i'll have to organise another "

Chester is a bit far for a social

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"aww well now we all feel like we were there.

You should have come we had a little fab social round chester last night

i'll have to organise another

Chester is a bit far for a social"

Could always oblige you with a little extra

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol "

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol "

Oh god that's way too personal for me!

My mum went away for the week and left no food. She said her boyfriend would take me food shopping. I'd never met the guy before. I don't want a stranger knowing the contents of my shopping trolley xD haha

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

I was more shocked at the food he bought and the total

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast...."

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol "

We went tesco for some bits....been shopping on a couple of meets now......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol "

Why not?

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol

Why not?

I'm surprised I agreed to be honest, but we had a joke about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol

Why not?

I'm surprised I agreed to be honest, but we had a joke about it "

I just think its nice not to do the whole, meet fuck and leave thing.....I know shopping is hardly rock and roll but ya know, its different...

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol

Why not?

I'm surprised I agreed to be honest, but we had a joke about it

I just think its nice not to do the whole, meet fuck and leave thing.....I know shopping is hardly rock and roll but ya know, its different...

Makes a note...if ever I meet christos, go shopping lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I went food shopping once for a social (his choice) lol

I'm beginning to see why I don't do socials

It's good to share a bit of life with folk, not only fuck.....thats gotta get boring real fast....

But food shopping for a first meet? Lol

Why not?

I'm surprised I agreed to be honest, but we had a joke about it

I just think its nice not to do the whole, meet fuck and leave thing.....I know shopping is hardly rock and roll but ya know, its different...

Makes a note...if ever I meet christos, go shopping lol "

Nowt wrong wi' a bit if kink in the bread isle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hehe well when you need bread you need bread!

I suppose ours was a bit different as it was mates all going out last night we just so happened to have sex too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hehe well when you need bread you need bread!

I suppose ours was a bit different as it was mates all going out last night we just so happened to have sex too...

Best way for me, don't like 'cold' meets

Like to take a friend out of the experience otherwise its just feels a bit flat for me...

Turn up, Smalltalk, sex and then leave?...I'd rather not.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ITT people humble bragging about having sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ITT people humble bragging about having sex?"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ITT people humble bragging about having sex?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's ITT?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's ITT? "

Was wondering that too.....not quite sure what they were driving at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's SEX.

Shocker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ITT people humble bragging about having sex?

That was for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG shock horror people on a swinging site talking about having sex.. God forbid we share our meets and that we are actually enjoying being with that person!!

On that note Christos.. Shower time... I need bending over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's ITT?

Was wondering that too.....not quite sure what they were driving at. "

Green eyed monster?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's ITT?

Was wondering that too.....not quite sure what they were driving at.

Green eyed monster?"

The greenest me thinks.. but nevermind hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's ITT?

Was wondering that too.....not quite sure what they were driving at.

Green eyed monster?"

Possibly.....ah well....I've no time for that really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your making a habit if putting Christmas decs away x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your making a habit if putting Christmas decs away x"

Oh eye! Totally forgot I put yours away too love! That was before taking you to get blind d*unk in a garage full of punks.....I really don't do this fab meet thing very well do I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx"

Well no.......but I like it none the less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx

Well no.......but I like it none the less

Aww you cuties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx

Well no.......but I like it none the less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like you ve had a great time and that's all that matters

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

It's funny I have lots of ex swinger friends......and now we meet up go for a. Currey and talk about the good old days lol.....

No playing just purely social.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx

Well no.......but I like it none the less

A true gent

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Best post ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sounds like you ve had a great time and that's all that matters

It's been a lovely couple of days

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wedding hats at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has indeed think im going to sleep for a week x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's funny I have lots of ex swinger friends......and now we meet up go for a. Currey and talk about the good old days lol.....

No playing just purely social.

Think I like the social aspect more than the sex tbh.....love the travelling about and meeting folk and all that jazz, my facebook is starting to look a little like my friends list on here so yeah...its more than a bit if fuckery

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Christos lol.....mine is the same....

Other than mates from uni and school, and a few lads from football most are ex swingers from the scene lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

Nooooooooo nooooooo nooooooo do not say the W word!! Already got one divorce!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

Nah.....I haven't even met my wife yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No but we don't really have that kind if friendship. Xx

Well no.......but I like it none the less

A true gent

Takes one to know one as they say matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Best post ever

Aww I dunno about that taz...but thankyou all the same, that's very good of you to say sir......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It has indeed think im going to sleep for a week x"

You've slept enough! Your worse than a bloke!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has indeed think im going to sleep for a week x

You've slept enough! Your worse than a bloke!

I get sleepy when i cum :p x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has indeed think im going to sleep for a week x

You've slept enough! Your worse than a bloke!

I get sleepy when i cum :p x"

Same here!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My most unusual meet was a social with a fellow forumite in Wrightington Hospital...I'd just had my hip replaced, was a vision of sexiness in surgical stockings, 4 drains and a catheter. It's fortunate I had a private room as the stories we swapped were not for public consumption on a general ward

I actually had two socials whilst in hospital - my other visitors were a couple I know and during their visit the nurse came in to empty my catheter bag - the male half said he could barely contain himself from asking for some watersport fun when she drained it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good friendships are what its all about. You carry on what you're doing op.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ITT = In This Thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

One to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

Nah.....I haven't even met my wife yet. "

You have you just haven't realised lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

Nah.....I haven't even met my wife yet.

You have you just haven't realised lol

wooop wooop go liz!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a better Chester-based soap than Hollyoaks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chester sounds fun.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe the poor woman stripping needs to sit down have a rest as been all to much over xmas and new year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x"

You want 'Chesty McChesties of Chest-Her'.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol"

Some days it's like the chorus line of Riverdance...

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Some days it's like the chorus line of Riverdance..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"My most unusual meet was a social with a fellow forumite in Wrightington Hospital...I'd just had my hip replaced, was a vision of sexiness in surgical stockings, 4 drains and a catheter. It's fortunate I had a private room as the stories we swapped were not for public consumption on a general ward

When my best mate was in hospital after a knee op, I threatened to visit him with his other half with me all glammed up and grab the nearest nurse to him and implore her to tell me that everything was still working

He wasn't even in over night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol"

Meaning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning? "

lol territory marking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x"

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wedding hats at the ready

Nah.....I haven't even met my wife yet.

You have you just haven't realised lol

I'll lend you my veil haha

Jesus christ have you noticed how some people cant take a joke in here... Just have to run off to limber legs up so I can cock it high enough haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking"

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol "

Comments*

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Hehe well when you need bread you need bread!

I suppose ours was a bit different as it was mates all going out last night we just so happened to have sex too...

Best way for me, don't like 'cold' meets

Like to take a friend out of the experience otherwise its just feels a bit flat for me...

Turn up, Smalltalk, sex and then leave?...I'd rather not....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's going to be a few cocked legs comeon get with it there is guys commenting think 3rd leg its a male thing unless you got batteries lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol "

Merely an observation my dear fellow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well....been in Chester since some time yesterday on a 'meet' and so far apart from the obvious I've been dog walking, done a bit of shopping, visited a strip club where we managed to piss half the dancers off by being more showy than they were and now I'm stripping a Christmas tree and taking decorations down at almost quarter to two in the morning....

This type behaviour on a meet is fairly normal for me....

This stand true for you buggers?

Just the obvious for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's going to be a few cocked legs comeon get with it there is guys commenting think 3rd leg its a male thing unless you got batteries lol"

Its a swingers site share & share alike i say, i just like to test run & recommend on haha... Only time my leg is high is when its on someones shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I totally agree, surly better to like the person you are with!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This type behaviour on a meet is fairly normal for me....

This stand true for you buggers?

Just the obvious for me please"

I'd have to ask what that is.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge! "

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's going to be a few cocked legs comeon get with it there is guys commenting think 3rd leg its a male thing unless you got batteries lol

Its a swingers site share & share alike i say, i just like to test run & recommend on haha... Only time my leg is high is when its on someones shoulder

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fair point high 5 for that one i take it your a kinky one then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x"

I know two of the dancers

is it bad i was the only one who got a dance on sat haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x

I know two of the dancers

is it bad i was the only one who got a dance on sat haha x"

How do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

If you are going to behave like a kid and make nasty little comments then dont be surprised when you are reported people on here are mates and having a laugh but maybe if you took the time to even get to know someone you would realise that before making silly comments

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

And if people are going to piss up lamp posts don't get all prissy when someone calls you on it! If you don't want comments on things don't make them public property on an open forum. As far as I know I have not broken and rules, happy to be told different by a Mod though.

Happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good for you enjoying yourselves, a similar post was up a few weeks ago and the old "pissing up a lampost comments" appeared, along with people saying you should be discreet! WHY? on a bloody swinging site?? Good for you two and sounds like a great meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x

I know two of the dancers

is it bad i was the only one who got a dance on sat haha x

How do you mean?"

I paid one of dancers for a lapdance.. One of my friends is new and she needs to make money to keep the job so in reality it was helping a mate out but boy was it a turn on! Didnt know she had those moves in her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

Thats the thing though what you fail to realise is several people on this thread have played with each other at dif times.. No pissing just having a laugh.. Seriously try and get a sense of humour, none of us are taking this thread seriously at all apart from you!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

And you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good for you enjoying yourselves, a similar post was up a few weeks ago and the old "pissing up a lampost comments" appeared, along with people saying you should be discreet! WHY? on a bloody swinging site?? Good for you two and sounds like a great meet

I know.. Funny they fail to forget some people get turned on flirting in public the same as they do having sex in public!

Also the fact im a sarcastic cow and most things are said firmly tongue in cheek but god help me for having a sense of humour haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

And you lol "

No I just dont like silly little bullies on here, wont tolerate them never will and will call people out when they do it! Ive reported your comment I will leave it in the hands of the mods now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Oh they did...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

But it's not just Evie that fails to realise that. Her comment was perfectly fair, it's certainly how the thread came across to me and I'm sure to others as well

And it has to be said that your reaction speaks volumes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

But it's not just Evie that fails to realise that. Her comment was perfectly fair, it's certainly how the thread came across to me and I'm sure to others as well

And it has to be said that your reaction speaks volumes"

As stated i dont like little bullying comments and honestly if you dont like it press the back button and go to another thread not that hard really is it..

If its a comment you couldnt say to my face then it shouldnt be said at all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I just dont like silly little bullies on here, wont tolerate them never will and will call people out when they do it! Ive reported your comment I will leave it in the hands of the mods now!

you call that bullying?

Evie has done nothing wrong, ive been guilty and posted meet experiences in the forum too so before anyone calls me a hypocrite my hands are firmly raised.

Its a kick, and like you posted further down its just virtual typed out voyeurism.. its no means a crime. I had a buzz and since all parties are fine with typing exploits out i dont see the big deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To many bullys but remember keyboard warriors would they say it to your face i bet 80% would run a mile 15%would talk there way out of it and 5% you would just slap for being a Muppet anyone can say anything to a screen remember that i luv taking bullies reputation IM not one but just luv taking there name to shame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had similar experiences if not exactly the same.

Dog walking a few times. Trips to Anne Summers. Visit to a charity farm to feed a baby raccoon....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I just dont like silly little bullies on here, wont tolerate them never will and will call people out when they do it! Ive reported your comment I will leave it in the hands of the mods now!

you call that bullying?

Evie has done nothing wrong, ive been guilty and posted meet experiences in the forum too so before anyone calls me a hypocrite my hands are firmly raised.

Its a kick, and like you posted further down its just virtual typed out voyeurism.. its no means a crime. I had a buzz and since all parties are fine with typing exploits out i dont see the big deal "

I was a peer mentor for people being bullied so I do see it in lots of different ways and be trained to recognise it.. Sometimes people actually do not realise they are doing it until its pointed out and in some way we are all guilty of it!

I think the thing was that it was just a purely silly post 'kink in the bread aisle' etc just to see what other silly things people do on socials/meets when you are more a mate with the person than just two strangers!

What I think im trying to say is everyone should just be having sex and enjoying themselves and having a giggle about it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To many bullys but remember keyboard warriors would they say it to your face i bet 80% would run a mile 15%would talk there way out of it and 5% you would just slap for being a Muppet anyone can say anything to a screen remember that i luv taking bullies reputation IM not one but just luv taking there name to shame "

What are you trying to say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awful lot of cocked legs in here lol

Meaning?

lol territory marking

ah, it was one of those snipey little coomments lol

Merely an observation my dear fellow

You must have eagle eyes. No-one else noticed.

Well it was quite subtle

Happy swinging

But it's not just Evie that fails to realise that. Her comment was perfectly fair, it's certainly how the thread came across to me and I'm sure to others as well

And it has to be said that your reaction speaks volumes

As stated i dont like little bullying comments and honestly if you dont like it press the back button and go to another thread not that hard really is it..

If its a comment you couldnt say to my face then it shouldnt be said at all! "

I have said nothing on this thread that I wouldnl;t say to your face

Evie hasn't bullied anyone and it;s laughable to suggest that she has Your posts are by far the most aggressive on this thread

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

My Hollyoaks comment further up feels quite prescient now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

View, you are awesome

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

View, you are awesome

I do try and lighten the mood at times

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

My Hollyoaks comment further up feels quite prescient now "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not sure bullying is taking place but the most important thing is that those currently on a meet are having fun. When you put something up on an open forum you have to be prepared to take other people's _iews on board...I've put some proper cringe worthy posts up and had flack for it...Sometimes comments can come across a bit pissing up the lamp posts and I've been around the block a fair bit and seen threads such as these come full circles when there have been tears and tiaras

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol"

That's episode one sorted then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol"

Think C4 might be a better TV channel for it :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speaking from a neutral position I've seen threads where lots of people have been to a party or social and chatted about what went on. No pissing up lamp post comments on those ones. Maybe because it's only two people talking that makes it too much information or upsets people so much. I see it as light-hearted and a refreshing change to some of the threads on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol

That's episode one sorted then

One.. Ive written an entire series already from the forums.. The joys of having an editic memory I can remember all the juicy gossip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you trying to say?"
in saying some ppl like to just pick at ppl ive had same argument on another thread might not be clever with punctuation but who cares why point it out and happens alot at least i can admit my problems not like a keyboard warrior there just perfect lol

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol

That's episode one sorted then

I can barely remember my last post , what's the subject again ?

One.. Ive written an entire series already from the forums.. The joys of having an editic memory I can remember all the juicy gossip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol

That's episode one sorted then

One.. Ive written an entire series already from the forums.. The joys of having an editic memory I can remember all the juicy gossip

Can you recall a deck of cards like the kids on Child Genius? That blows my mind. I forgot to buy milk the other day when I went to buy break, milk and juice. Wish I had a better memory.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The other teritorial poster has been left alone..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Things are only as you see them from your own perspective. Just because a handful of people agree with you doesn't make yours any more acceptable as someone else's. Especially if it's the same people agreeing with you on a regular basis

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Think this thread requires a group hug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair: there's more drama on this thread than On her majesty's secret service currently on ITV

Keep up the good work

Did you not know ive got a contract with itv to write a swingers based drama? Lol

That's episode one sorted then

One.. Ive written an entire series already from the forums.. The joys of having an editic memory I can remember all the juicy gossip

Can you recall a deck of cards like the kids on Child Genius? That blows my mind. I forgot to buy milk the other day when I went to buy break, milk and juice. Wish I had a better memory. "

Not quite that level but close, i can give blow by blow accounts of conversations, time, weather during it, what else happene on that day etc, it freaks a few people out when I do it sometimes.. Bloody handy for catching people out for telling porkies though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Think this thread requires a group hug"

What about a group wank?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"Think this thread requires a group hug

What about a group wank?

You've twisted my arm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think this thread requires a group hug

What about a group wank?

Im in!!

Haha though to make you all laugh, pissing up a lampost did happen before by one of the dogs and managed to pee on the other ones head! Poor little girl looked mortified had to bring her home and wash her head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think this thread requires a group hug"

Yeah, I think it does. And a dose of happiness.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Think this thread requires a group hug

What about a group wank?

Im in!!

Poor dog...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x

I know two of the dancers

is it bad i was the only one who got a dance on sat haha x

How do you mean?

I've a friend who used to pole dance.

Only did it to get out of debt, didn't take long.

Not only did she get out of debt she was able to put a deposit on a flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think this thread requires a group hug

What about a group wank?

Im in!!

Poor dog...lol "

Indeed.. Didnt help I was laughing either! Poor thing is drying off in front of the fire still!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is the strip club in Chester?? Would have made my Christmas more interesting x

Its on the rows of bridge street above slug and lettuce called platinum lounge!

Oh right yeah I know where you mean x

I know two of the dancers

is it bad i was the only one who got a dance on sat haha x

How do you mean?

I've a friend who used to pole dance.

Only did it to get out of debt, didn't take long.

Not only did she get out of debt she was able to put a deposit on a flat.

Thats really good

I know the Chester club does struggle as its not as popular as the ones in Liverpool or Manchester and the council is trying to close it down too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

Cut my hand too.

Exercise, pah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha. "

Lol same as me then!! Not found a supportive enough sports bra in my size yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha.

Lol same as me then!! Not found a supportive enough sports bra in my size yet!

Had an experienced 'bra fitter' tell me I was this size (not saying) then promptly poured me into a sports bra which nearly crucified me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha.

Lol same as me then!! Not found a supportive enough sports bra in my size yet!

Had an experienced 'bra fitter' tell me I was this size (not saying) then promptly poured me into a sports bra which nearly crucified me.

That sounds like torture.. Maybe she was into that though haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha.

Lol same as me then!! Not found a supportive enough sports bra in my size yet!

Had an experienced 'bra fitter' tell me I was this size (not saying) then promptly poured me into a sports bra which nearly crucified me.

That sounds like torture.. Maybe she was into that though haha "

She looked like a nun from school, soo yep I reckon so!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good gracious I go for a jog round me manor, cough my guts out and see you all arguing.

I hope you put a sports bra on lol! Or was it naked jogging, if so send me the address

I wear two bras hahaha.

Lol same as me then!! Not found a supportive enough sports bra in my size yet!

Had an experienced 'bra fitter' tell me I was this size (not saying) then promptly poured me into a sports bra which nearly crucified me.

That sounds like torture.. Maybe she was into that though haha

She looked like a nun from school, soo yep I reckon so!"

Kinky bugger hey!! I need to become a bra fitter then i can play with boobs all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job "

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

Never in a million years , I would work internationally ,all over the globe (s)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

I can see it now. Spunk up the walls.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

I can see it now. Spunk up the walls....."

God thats a Daily Mail headline just waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

I can see it now. Spunk up the walls.....

God thats a Daily Mail headline just waiting to happen

Or a Fab fantasy story.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

I would say theres only so long you can play with boobs for but i think some men just would play all day if allowed.. No doubt he would get sacked on day one for motor boating or asking for a tit wank haha"
yes fair point a month and i would get slapped with sn handbag with kicthen sink in then would have to move on to knicker fitting but then wouldn't last long there gbh charge for pounding a pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

My most unusual meet. I was shagging some burd over the dining room table, when i looked out the patio window there was a boy standing there wanking. Turned out it was her boyfriend, but was still a bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the hell did I miss while I was sleeping!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my dream job being a bra fitter i would fit them for free every mans dream job

You reckon?

I think it would get boring.

I can see it now. Spunk up the walls.....

God thats a Daily Mail headline just waiting to happen

Or a Fab fantasy story....."

Haha I may write one for him now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either! "

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the hell did I miss while I was sleeping!! "

The queen abdicated her throne, aliens made contact with earth, Will Smith became president of the USA and I married a porn star named Fabio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??"

We've gone past this and i spoke to said person privately! As you can we are all now enjoying the thread again..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the hell did I miss while I was sleeping!!

The queen abdicated her throne, aliens made contact with earth, Will Smith became president of the USA and I married a porn star named Fabio

Oh that's alright then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??

We've gone past this and i spoke to said person privately! As you can we are all now enjoying the thread again.. "

I am pretty old but slowly catching up. I'm only just at your photographic memory post. I know someone like that. Freaks me out but it's an incredibly cool gift.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Anyone had anything nice for tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??

We've gone past this and i spoke to said person privately! As you can we are all now enjoying the thread again..

I am pretty old but slowly catching up. I'm only just at your photographic memory post. I know someone like that. Freaks me out but it's an incredibly cool gift.

It is.. It can also be a hindrance/nuisance too when people abuse it instead of remembering stuff, my old boss as work used to say 'why do I need to bother to remember I have you to do'

Though does help for embarassing your mates after nights out they have forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone had anything nice for tea?

Not yet what should I have???

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Anyone had anything nice for tea?

I have a Chinese on order

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??

We've gone past this and i spoke to said person privately! As you can we are all now enjoying the thread again..

I am pretty old but slowly catching up. I'm only just at your photographic memory post. I know someone like that. Freaks me out but it's an incredibly cool gift.

It is.. It can also be a hindrance/nuisance too when people abuse it instead of remembering stuff, my old boss as work used to say 'why do I need to bother to remember I have you to do'

Though does help for embarassing your mates after nights out they have forgotten

That's mean!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone had anything nice for tea?

Slimming world curry and I've just made some cous cous for lunch tomorrow at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol Ive never had the pleasure of meeting Evie,, but im pretty certain she is NOT a keyboard warrior and would have NO issue with saying it was 'cocking leg behaviour' to anyones face

Its an opinion and why can't people express those?

Opinions and comments to cause offence are two different things entirely but i have laid out my opinion on it and it seems that I cannot express that either!

You are allowed to have your opinion but if anyone else chooses to state their opinion you report them?! Are you 10??

We've gone past this and i spoke to said person privately! As you can we are all now enjoying the thread again..

I am pretty old but slowly catching up. I'm only just at your photographic memory post. I know someone like that. Freaks me out but it's an incredibly cool gift.

It is.. It can also be a hindrance/nuisance too when people abuse it instead of remembering stuff, my old boss as work used to say 'why do I need to bother to remember I have you to do'

Though does help for embarassing your mates after nights out they have forgotten

That's mean!

Slightly! I just straight up admit when I do stupid stuff when d*unk, like tripping and using my head to break the fall instead of hands!! How my brain still works I have no clue haha

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