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If you could Magic something to be on your lap right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would it be?????

Jason Tatham for me , but i'd like it switched with me on his lap naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Statham even

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A bag of chips

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

My lover... he's about 150 miles away... and likewise, I'd be rather happy on his lap!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Right now?

Eeek!

Give me a couple of hours to tidy myself and the house up and I could answer but now? Nooooo!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Holly Valance

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A baby monkey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I could magic things off of my lap. I barely get a minute sat down before a cat,dog or grandchild plonks down on me. I'll have some barbed wire please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right now?

Eeek!

Give me a couple of hours to tidy myself and the house up and I could answer but now? Nooooo!"
hoover and dusters maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish I could magic things off of my lap. I barely get a minute sat down before a cat,dog or grandchild plonks down on me. I'll have some barbed wire please

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Right now?

Eeek!

Give me a couple of hours to tidy myself and the house up and I could answer but now? Nooooo!hoover and dusters maybe

Bugger that. A professional cleaning team and a cocktail!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right now?

Eeek!

Give me a couple of hours to tidy myself and the house up and I could answer but now? Nooooo!hoover and dusters maybe

Bugger that. A professional cleaning team and a cocktail!

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nice one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Dr friend from here. But I was supposed to be sat on him tonight, but got cancelled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Benn Robinson holding a bucket of Malteasers would do me just fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't mind sitting on Brian O'Driscolls lap!!

Drool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can think of a number of women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Channing Tatum would do me. I don;t mind whether he is dressed or naked! I am not fussy.

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

seriously.. mm I can think of one person i would like on my lap in my bed or in my hot tub right at this very moment

bloomin man isnt on line unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The keys to a brand new triumph speed triple :0)

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By *Kgirl80Woman over a year ago

South Coast

"Channing Tatum would do me. I don;t mind whether he is dressed or naked! I am not fussy.

great choice!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Gimme some haribo jelly babies, some Oreos, chocolate milk, and fuck loads of lemsip then I'll be happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh a sexy man please

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

my grandson giving me a hug

he went to see his other granny and said top of his voice I want my other nanny being me love him

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A puppy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of a single thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her ^^^^

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Cuppa tea... It's cold..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee Bacon sarnie. And me morning paper please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee Bacon sarnie. And me morning paper please

Brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee Bacon sarnie. And me morning paper please

Brown sauce?"
yes please.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Coffee Bacon sarnie. And me morning paper please

Brown sauce?"

Red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big bag of cash wouldn't go amiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old dog...miss her like mad x

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By *ango and gashCouple over a year ago

bilston

The winning lottery ticket

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I'd settle for a brew just now. Is this what teasmaids built their usp on!?

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By *layer oneMan over a year ago

mirfield

Lego set 10179

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Crispy bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd settle for a brew just now. Is this what teasmaids built their usp on!? "

Are you making one ? Go on you know you want to, Black tea no sugar please .

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"I'd settle for a brew just now. Is this what teasmaids built their usp on!?

Are you making one ? Go on you know you want to, Black tea no sugar please .

That's the sort of no fuss tea I'm making!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lego set 10179"
Im sure Tina has that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a cheque for £10,000,000 !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nigella Lawson covered in whipped cream.....not a spoon in sight

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Give me the money .. Already have the sexy girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't think of a single thing. "
. I'm gonna wish for you to be on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new head please.

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By *andl76Couple over a year ago

north east

My wife - stuck at work and due to fab feeling very horny !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would quite like Feral Fawning on my lap right now

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By *S_PennyTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Full English breakfast and a brew please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice sexy hot wet naked lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nice sexy hot wet naked lady

With a tail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would it be?????

Jason Tatham for me , but i'd like it switched with me on his lap naked

I have them here on me now... My two babies... Binky and rudy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like a puppy. Got to be a cute one though and not a bitey one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan reynolds offft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be careful sitting on my lap. my buttons popped open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ryan reynolds offft"

My choice too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ryan reynolds offft"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Either of Alimark, just to surprise the heck out of them. I'd be all glammed up, but with a borrowed Sunderland scarf around my neck. I'd say hello, offer them a sweet, then teleport them back, just as they were getting their bearings, with only a sweet wrapper to show for their jaunt.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

Okay so im hungover so a sausage sandwich, lots of lemonade and one of you lovely men !

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