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According to you what is the one thing MEN shouldn't do in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's the females talk

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Eat toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart n pull the quilt over your head?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ask me what I'm thinking or over think the situation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Repeatedly ask if I'm enjoying myself, shut up and let me instead of keep distracting me!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Eat anything that likely ta leave crumbs!!

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

Tell you they are in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell you they are in a relationship

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By *uperGuy68Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Tell you they are in a relationship

With your sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's the females talk

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By *ibanditMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Not invite his significant other to join in!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Cry

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By *tloversCouple over a year ago

Warrington

Say 'I am going to fuck/finger/lick you till you cum'

Instant way to get me not to cum and instant way to get to fake it to make it stop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use your nipples like a volume control.

Press on your clit/rub your clit like they are trying to rub the genie out a lamp!

Pound you like they are in a race as soon as they enter you!

That's just 3 of my pet hates

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cry

hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say 'I am going to fuck/finger/lick you till you cum'

Instant way to get me not to cum and instant way to get to fake it to make it stop! "

Women fake it ?? no way hahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wipe their cock on the curtain when they're finished.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Use your nipples like a volume control.

Press on your clit/rub your clit like they are trying to rub the genie out a lamp!

Pound you like they are in a race as soon as they enter you!

That's just 3 of my pet hates "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Use your nipples like a volume control.

hahah nice metaphor lol yes they do that, don't they do ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wipe their cock on the curtain when they're finished. "

hahahah we are so gross !

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Forget my name,,, even just babe will do rather than a stuttered erm,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask questions during sex. Ask me to get him a drink of water (unless he's tied up). Go to sleep before me and leave me wanting more (happens you know).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me what I'm thinking or over think the situation

or even think at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use your nipples like a volume control.

Press on your clit/rub your clit like they are trying to rub the genie out a lamp!

Pound you like they are in a race as soon as they enter you!

That's just 3 of my pet hates "
agree totally

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Snore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

asking for sex......

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

Breathe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curl their finger over your clit.. Fingernails hurt!!

Tell me I like it.. That guaranteed to get the look of death

Bite me - detest biting anywhere

Call me a slag - i like dirty talk but think slag is offensive, im a slut thank you kindly!

Insist they will make me cum with oral when i have already told them it never happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Outstay their welcome.

Out you go, matey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear socks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear socks!

But it's bloody cold this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear socks!

But it's bloody cold this time of year

Find something else to keep you warm, not socks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear socks!

But it's bloody cold this time of year

Find something else to keep you warm, not socks!

But you ladies complain when you touch my cold feet :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men must never offer to sleep on the wet patch.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assume

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple over a year ago

Brighton

not take control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore the word 'NO' unless previously agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sleep

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

Finish first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use your nipples like a volume control.

Press on your clit/rub your clit like they are trying to rub the genie out a lamp!

Pound you like they are in a race as soon as they enter you!

That's just 3 of my pet hates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discuss the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre

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