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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As much as I try and I have read it and read it - I don't seem to be able to see the joke Mally 
Could you explain it please ?"
OK, she lifted him up from his chair and obviously dropped him, hence the injuries. kinda ruins the joke when you have to explain it but there ya go. |
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"As much as I try and I have read it and read it - I don't seem to be able to see the joke Mally
Could you explain it please ?
OK, she lifted him up from his chair and obviously dropped him, hence the injuries. kinda ruins the joke when you have to explain it but there ya go."
How could she lift him from his chair if she stood him up ?
Thanks for that Mally x but im still not quite there ??
What bit am I missing ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How could she lift him from his chair if she stood him up ?
Thanks for that Mally x but im still not quite there ??
What bit am I missing ? "
ok, she lifted him from the chair thinking he could stand up? I'm not very good at explaining the joke just posting it anyone else wanna help out here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How could she lift him from his chair if she stood him up ?
Thanks for that Mally x but im still not quite there ??
What bit am I missing ?
ok, she lifted him from the chair thinking he could stand up? I'm not very good at explaining the joke just posting it anyone else wanna help out here "
I got that bit thanks Mal xxxx
She tried to take him out of his chair .... how did she do that if she wasn't there ?
Isn't he a cripple ? |
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"He returned home, that evening, with a broken wrist , a twisted ankle and a head injury. . . . All because the bitch stood him up.  "
not sure why but as soon as I saw the thread title I thought I bet it is by mally...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got that bit thanks Mal xxxx
She tried to take him out of his chair .... how did she do that if she wasn't there ?
Isn't he a cripple ? "
yes he is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He returned home, that evening, with a broken wrist , a twisted ankle and a head injury. . . . All because the bitch stood him up.
not sure why but as soon as I saw the thread title I thought I bet it is by mally...lol"
now why would you think that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got that bit thanks Mal xxxx
She tried to take him out of his chair .... how did she do that if she wasn't there ?
Isn't he a cripple ?
yes he is."
Well he is now. What the hell did she do that for ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well he is now. What the hell did she do that for ??
to be honest, I have no idea, who knows why people do such things, the worlds a crazy place."
It is Mally. It is.
So. She dropped him and he was injured.
How did he get home Mal ? |
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"Well he is now. What the hell did she do that for ??
to be honest, I have no idea, who knows why people do such things, the worlds a crazy place.
It is Mally. It is.
So. She dropped him and he was injured.
How did he get home Mal ?"
lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course"
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side! |
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!"
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?"
She was blind ! Mally said so. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"SH?
Yeah, Mally, SH, the SH of Stephen Hawking in the OP?
This gets lollier by the minute."
oh see what ya mean, thats your fault being lazy and not putting the full name in.
oh, and yes, hilarious mate  |
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so."
Where did he do that?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so.
Where did he do that?
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At the top of the page. It's like a heading..... it's in blue. |
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so.
Where did he do that?
At the top of the page. It's like a heading..... it's in blue."
Like this "Stephen Hawking had a blind date with a girl..."
but in blue?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so.
Where did he do that?
At the top of the page. It's like a heading..... it's in blue.
Like this "Stephen Hawking had a blind date with a girl..."
but in blue?
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Yes. Like that "Stephen Hawking had a blind ...... eh ? Hold on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so.
Where did he do that?
At the top of the page. It's like a heading..... it's in blue.
Like this "Stephen Hawking had a blind date with a girl..."
but in blue?
Yes. Like that "Stephen Hawking had a blind ...... eh ? Hold on"
I am undone! |
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
She was blind ! Mally said so.
Where did he do that?
At the top of the page. It's like a heading..... it's in blue.
Like this "Stephen Hawking had a blind date with a girl..."
but in blue?
Yes. Like that "Stephen Hawking had a blind ...... eh ? Hold on"
i am Granny ( Nana )..... for dear life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny ruined your joke, but I found it funny Mally!
Oh I aint fussed about it, got a bit of banter going at least. 
You well babe?"
Babe?!! Noooooooooooooo!!! 
Good thing I like you Mally! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How tight is that chain feeling Mally ??
are we talking about the one on my bike?
I've never met the woman but if you want to share ???"
pmsl nice one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?"
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
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That's a blind dog .....Doh ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !"
What's a blind dog ?? |
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??"
A Pet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??
A Pet."
Hope its not deaf too
Does it play a mean game of pinball 
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??
A Pet.
Hope its not deaf too
Does it play a mean game of pinball
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Who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??
A Pet.
Hope its not deaf too
Does it play a mean game of pinball
Who?"
tommy of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??
A Pet.
Hope its not deaf too
Does it play a mean game of pinball
Who?
tommy of course "
He got the group right without even knowing the dog's name. I think he's wonderful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did he get home Mal ?
taxi of course
I bet the taxi driver thought he was a Potato Martian.
T-a-x-i f-o-r Horrrrrr-kins O-n the C-o-r-n-e-r ov the road-side!
Mally, just wondering if it would have been funnier if SH had had a date with a blind girl? She could be forgiven then for dropping him?
When asked to explain SH's injuries she could have said.
I swung him above my head as I wanted a look around
That's a blind dog .....Doh !
What's a blind dog ??
A Pet.
Hope its not deaf too
Does it play a mean game of pinball
Who?
tommy of course
He got the group right without even knowing the dog's name. I think he's wonderful "
If you give him a biscuit he might let you lick his bollocks |
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"well unless you know what motor neurone is. Stephen Hawkins on a blind date being stood up is a joke isnt it. "
Some saw the joke, plus the way the thread developed. It was one of them "You had to be there" moments.
Even if you knew what mnd is, are such jokes barred? Sin and first stone and all that. |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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"well unless you know what motor neurone is. Stephen Hawkins on a blind date being stood up is a joke isnt it. "
So go on then, post your favourite jokes about, oooh, let's think, kiddies being fucked by priests, cot deaths, cripples, whatever. Don't forget the ones about blacks being lynched by the KKK, and Asians with vaginal hygeine issues. None of those subjects affect me personally, and they are only a joke after all, so I'll probably find them fucking hilarious.
Perhaps if the OP's joke had been the slightest bit funny (and not as old as Methuselah), I'd be having a little less of a sense of humour failure..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on then, let's be having your Pakistan Flood jokes and perhaps some hilarious Madelaine Mcann ones to go with this side-splitting Motor Neurone Disease epic."
Bars in Pakistan are reporting an upturn in trade as locals have started drifting in again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thinks Granny needs a spankin xx
Me !! You mean you WANT to.
I never started the thread OR laughed at the joke you slippery soap choker!"
i bet there was slight chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thinks Granny needs a spankin xx
Me !! You mean you WANT to.
I never started the thread OR laughed at the joke you slippery soap choker!
i bet there was slight chuckle"
I did chuckle Mally
Those that posted on this thread were chuckling at events unfolding rather than the joke
It is probably difficult for the self righteous to see that.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is probably difficult for the self righteous to see that.
Me? Self Righteous? how very dare you"
Not YOU Mally .....ffs ..the wind only whistles to the middle of your skull - not all the way through xx babe xx |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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Ah, bless him, he can't help it, he was born that way, you shouldn't mock him just because he thinks irony is an alloy (or that an alloy is another word for wheel, come to that).
Anyway, I think she means me Mally, though I'm still waiting for some cot death hilarity to prove I'm not self-righteous, I can piss myself at someone else's painful misfortune with the best of them.....
Anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah, bless him, he can't help it, he was born that way, you shouldn't mock him just because he thinks irony is an alloy (or that an alloy is another word for wheel, come to that).
Anyway, I think she means me Mally, though I'm still waiting for some cot death hilarity to prove I'm not self-righteous, I can piss myself at someone else's painful misfortune with the best of them.....
Anyone?"
Kin ell, we now have the cast from 'Little Red Riding Hood'
Are ya gonna eat Granny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"nothing to add, just wanted to be the 100th poster
Thought you were running in with ya chopper.
I hear you have a bike or two "
one bike, only have the one arse ya see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stephen Hawkins must be one mentally tough man. For a guy who can't go anywhere without a lot of help from a lot of people he sure did pick one helluva big sphere of study to specialise in.
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By (user no longer on site)
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And we always thought he was intelligent....still sounds like a "speak and spell" to us . Then again , he does like watching his F1....top left corner of the keyboard  |
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