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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh please.

There is no spoon.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub… "

Anymore you have lifted from the top ten of the Edinburgh Fringe Mallyboy?

9 more to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…

Anymore you have lifted from the top ten of the Edinburgh Fringe Mallyboy?

9 more to go."

that actually took longer than expected

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…

Anymore you have lifted from the top ten of the Edinburgh Fringe Mallyboy?

9 more to go.

that actually took longer than expected "

I'd wager you've heard that a few times too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

just last night as it happens

heres the other 9

1) Tim Vine "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

2) David Gibson "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone."

3) Emo Philips "I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them."

4) Jack Whitehall "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid."

5) Gary Delaney "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

6) John Bishop "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day."

7) Bo Burnham "What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

8) Gary Delaney "Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

9) Robert White "For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: Empty."

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"just last night as it happens

heres the other 9

1) Tim Vine "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

2) David Gibson "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone."

3) Emo Philips "I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them."

4) Jack Whitehall "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid."

5) Gary Delaney "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

6) John Bishop "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day."

7) Bo Burnham "What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

8) Gary Delaney "Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

9) Robert White "For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: Empty.""

And did you not think the worst judged jokes were worthy of mention too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" And did you not think the worst judged jokes were worthy of mention too?"

i did

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


" And did you not think the worst judged jokes were worthy of mention too?

i did "

They're due soon then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

i'm sure they will be posted in due course, you may find some of them on the joke thread already of course.

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By *yber pimpMan  over a year ago

durham area

you mean that wasnt them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you mean that wasnt them "

nope, these are:-

Sara Pascoe "Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

Sean Hughes "You know city-centre beat officers... Well are they police who rap?"

John Luke Roberts "I made a Battenberg where the two colours ran alongside each other. I called it apartheid sponge."

Emo Phillips "I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."

Bec Hill "Some of my best friends are vegan. They were going to come today but they didn't have the energy to climb up the stairs."

Dan Antopolski "How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."

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