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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...when people start the New Year:

"I'm never drinking again!!"

I do however think the men and women of my age lie a little bit more than you 'sensible' lot, though!

Any other great lies (sexual or not) that you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have such a big cock"

"Wow you were amazing"

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

ive been in a car crash ! ..usually when on their way to meet me happpens a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""You have such a big cock"

"Wow you were amazing"

Awh, man - such a downer!

And also, car crash?! Paha, c'mon.

Hope they photographed the damage and insurance papers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...when people start the New Year:

"I'm never drinking again!!"

I do however think the men and women of my age lie a little bit more than you 'sensible' lot, though!

Any other great lies (sexual or not) that you've heard?"

You think that us older people on the forums are sensible

pfffft get a grip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cheque is in the post ... And I won't come in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You think that us older people on the forums are sensible

pfffft get a grip

Less years to lie about it then, I suppose

Nah, I don't see as many non-youngsers bent over the toilet, haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum is dying"

My neighbour said that to me four years ago, just seen her mum walking home from hers now...dunno why someone would do this?

This is a bit sad as well but i made friends with a teen girl on holiday once, her family lived near me, and she was a nice kid but after some time i realised she was making up her whole life because her stepdad was abusing her (physically and mentally). It was obvious to most people she was making stuff up about her life but most people didn't know why.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not you, its me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love licking pussy,I can do it for hours.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...when people start the New Year:

"I'm never drinking again!!"

I do however think the men and women of my age lie a little bit more than you 'sensible' lot, though!

Any other great lies (sexual or not) that you've heard?"

Oooh I've heard some total whoppas in the last year!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"...when people start the New Year:

"I'm never drinking again!!"

I do however think the men and women of my age lie a little bit more than you 'sensible' lot, though!

Any other great lies (sexual or not) that you've heard?

Oooh I've heard some total whoppas in the last year!!

I never tell the truth

That ice cream looks hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking pussy,I can do it for hours. "

They must be doing it wrong if they can do it that long !

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...when people start the New Year:

"I'm never drinking again!!"

I do however think the men and women of my age lie a little bit more than you 'sensible' lot, though!

Any other great lies (sexual or not) that you've heard?

Oooh I've heard some total whoppas in the last year!!

I never tell the truth

That ice cream looks hot

QED!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking pussy,I can do it for hours.

They must be doing it wrong if they can do it that long !"

Or just lying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking pussy,I can do it for hours. "

Haha definitely!

Surely till the legs shake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"GOING TO START THE GYM " ok then

not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You think that us older people on the forums are sensible

pfffft get a grip

Less years to lie about it then, I suppose

Nah, I don't see as many non-youngsers bent over the toilet, haha."

Oh I've hugged the loo many a time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna try and be nicer to people this year “honest“ lol like thas gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I'm a good catholic'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cheque is in the post ... And I won't come in your mouth."

Shove your chequeue up your ass. Promise you'll cum in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You have such a big cock"

"Wow you were amazing"

haha that's one!! or when they overact during intercourse

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