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"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?" Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up ! | |||
"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about? Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up !" I'm saying nothing.  | |||
"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about? Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up ! I'm saying nothing. "Mushrooms don't speak they just hang about in the dark with their one foot in shi | |||
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"The only camping i have done in recent years was a swingers camp at billings aquadrome. Had a laff etc...great weekend but sod camping as "fun" I prefer me comfort "oooh wil have to look out for that in the future - got a nice big tent  | |||
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"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions "Use a spare shoebox? | |||
"Take several buckets.... One to pee in...one to wash in....and one to stir ya porrige in
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"Oh you have to wear them too .... ITS camping law. specially in wet grass with the odd turd. "ewwwwwwwwww peaches | |||
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"Some fields got cows and sheep in them too....... even bigger turds to kick with ya flipflops on in the dark. lmao "oooooooh cows smell, once had one poke its head into the car.....got long eyelashes though | |||
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"Well you tread on their deposits, you will be poking out from between ya toes all night . "wellies it is then | |||
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"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions "Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm. | |||
"Thought I'd got the Wild Camping bit wrong and I have. Wild Camping is undertaken by perfectly responsible if somewhat mad, people. Think I'm talking more about Yob Camping. No-one ever come across it?" I've seen the aftermath up around Balmaha. Isn't there a plan to ban wild cammping on the east shore of Loch Lomond? | |||
"Thought I'd got the Wild Camping bit wrong and I have. Wild Camping is undertaken by perfectly responsible if somewhat mad, people. Think I'm talking more about Yob Camping. No-one ever come across it? I've seen the aftermath up around Balmaha. Isn't there a plan to ban wild cammping on the east shore of Loch Lomond?" we all ways use the two bothys  | |||
"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions
Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm. "Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?  | |||
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"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions
Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm.
Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?
"I'm reminded of a verse from a song. " Edinburgh's East, and Glasgow is West Is Edinburgh better? Or is Glasgow best? If ever I'm asked how to tell them apart I say: One has a Castle, the other a heart" | |||
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"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions
Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm.
Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?
I'm reminded of a verse from a song.
" Edinburgh's East, and Glasgow is West
Is Edinburgh better? Or is Glasgow best?
If ever I'm asked how to tell them apart
I say: One has a Castle, the other a heart"
"Bless! (please don't chib me) | |||
"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?" I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning. It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time. Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking. It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.) Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end! | |||
"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about? I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning. It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time. Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking. It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.) Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end! " Well said that man. Nice to see a rant on here that makes sense. | |||
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"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about? I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning. It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time. Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking. It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.) Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end! Well said that man. Nice to see a rant on here that makes sense." Add our names to that! When we go to the "Country" we take plenty and leave nothing! it's not hard to do... We were on Exmoor camping last week and I'd like to know where the hell a McDonalds Happy Meal box and loads of other Maccy stuff came from, thrown on the side of the road just outside Exford! Seems it is not just the Chavvy kids that do it, I suspect that there are a lot of young families who have no respect for anything. And that will breed another generation ready to pollute the planet | |||
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