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Daftest thing in 2014
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not moved fast enough when my friend jumped on my back for a piggyback.
4 months later I'm still on crutches and still off work.
Jeepers! That was dangerously daft.
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expensively daft too. Plus missed out on the holiday I'd worked like a dog to pay for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done
Can I point you in the direction of your avatar. I'm becoming quite attached to it lol
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Me too. Maybe a little too much. |
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"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done
Can I point you in the direction of your avatar. I'm becoming quite attached to it lol
Me too. Maybe a little too much. "
ha ha I've had some great conversations started because of it  |
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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago
Germany / Manchester |
Started a photo shoot for an ad campaign, prep'd everything with military precision all eyes on me to get the pictures, only to realise I left the data cards back at the hotel 12km away so couldn't use the camera.
If you've ever wondered if black men blush...we do and I did.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Started a photo shoot for an ad campaign, prep'd everything with military precision all eyes on me to get the pictures, only to realise I left the data cards back at the hotel 12km away so couldn't use the camera.
If you've ever wondered if black men blush...we do and I did. "
I've done this too...or leaving the battery at home on charge is another fave! Nothing quite as high profile as an official shoot but still a head in hands moment!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell in love... anyone we know? X
Doesnt matter who they are was a daft mistake x
No, it was a learning opportunity."
Yeah i guess it could be seen as that x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Walking into a meeting at work with the big wigs I had been to the Toilet and my dress was tucked into my knickers "
It's dafter when you're the big wig - but that wasn't this year, thankfully.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell in love... anyone we know? X
Nosey bugger ain't you
No harm in asking. If people wanted to be discreet they wouldn't post it in the forum.
Oh bite me "
Ok.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many things, 2014 has been one of the worst years by far especially for one of my closest friends, started in feb with her being arrested on her birthday in feb because they mistakenly thought her bf was a drug dealer in a club, strip searched her in a cell to find nothing, in March she was driving home from work early hours in the morning and there was a pissed 21 year old lad walking in the middle of a pitch black dual carriageway and she hit him and almost killed him, (he's recovered now) but police had her car and phone for months and the family are trying to sue for damages. August her fiance's 23 year old son was killed in a car crash when his car aquaplaned on the m4 and this is ongoing as her fiancé is absolutely in pieces and they're supposed to be getting married next year, wedding has cost over 25k but she doesn't think he will be in a fit state, girl keeps asking me what she can do to help him and as her friend the first time ever I don't know how to help her. 2014 can fuck off it's been a shit year and I hope 2015 is better especially for my friend. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Too many things, 2014 has been one of the worst years by far especially for one of my closest friends, started in feb with her being arrested on her birthday in feb because they mistakenly thought her bf was a drug dealer in a club, strip searched her in a cell to find nothing, in March she was driving home from work early hours in the morning and there was a pissed 21 year old lad walking in the middle of a pitch black dual carriageway and she hit him and almost killed him, (he's recovered now) but police had her car and phone for months and the family are trying to sue for damages. August her fiance's 23 year old son was killed in a car crash when his car aquaplaned on the m4 and this is ongoing as her fiancé is absolutely in pieces and they're supposed to be getting married next year, wedding has cost over 25k but she doesn't think he will be in a fit state, girl keeps asking me what she can do to help him and as her friend the first time ever I don't know how to help her. 2014 can fuck off it's been a shit year and I hope 2015 is better especially for my friend. "
How awful. None of that fits in the category of daft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too many things, 2014 has been one of the worst years by far especially for one of my closest friends, started in feb with her being arrested on her birthday in feb because they mistakenly thought her bf was a drug dealer in a club, strip searched her in a cell to find nothing, in March she was driving home from work early hours in the morning and there was a pissed 21 year old lad walking in the middle of a pitch black dual carriageway and she hit him and almost killed him, (he's recovered now) but police had her car and phone for months and the family are trying to sue for damages. August her fiance's 23 year old son was killed in a car crash when his car aquaplaned on the m4 and this is ongoing as her fiancé is absolutely in pieces and they're supposed to be getting married next year, wedding has cost over 25k but she doesn't think he will be in a fit state, girl keeps asking me what she can do to help him and as her friend the first time ever I don't know how to help her. 2014 can fuck off it's been a shit year and I hope 2015 is better especially for my friend. "
Driving on a dual carriageway without lights on is well beyond daft, bloody dangerous, as proved to be the case. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Daftest thing I heard of was someone dialed 999 because they were scared of hedgehogs and there was one in their garden "
There was the man who called the fire brigade because he lost his remote control down the back of the sofa. I don't think that was this year though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walking around a pool table in the pub completely naked because I lost (it's the rules)
Being barred from a different pub for thinking it was a good idea to learn how to pour my own pints. After being thrown out and back at my friends I decided to step on his treadmill which was on max speed and ended up being thrown through and smashing his glass bar.
I could genuinely go on for a while but bring on 2015!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried to woo a lady using a job lot of scrabble tiles to spell out all the reasons why I was into her, took photos of all the sentences and picture messaged her with them during the day
Didn't work didn't get the girl haha |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Walking around a pool table in the pub completely naked because I lost (it's the rules)
Being barred from a different pub for thinking it was a good idea to learn how to pour my own pints. After being thrown out and back at my friends I decided to step on his treadmill which was on max speed and ended up being thrown through and smashing his glass bar.
I could genuinely go on for a while but bring on 2015!!"
It's the rules to walk around a pool table naked if you lose?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Tried to woo a lady using a job lot of scrabble tiles to spell out all the reasons why I was into her, took photos of all the sentences and picture messaged her with them during the day
Didn't work didn't get the girl haha"
But you will have a spare 'u' when a 'q' appears in Scrabble.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...
Red wine over everything?
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I wish!
We were so d*unk we got turned away from Rios! Took 3 attempts to get back to Kings X as we kept falling asleep on the night bus and promptly fell asleep on the train and woke up just before Cambridge... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...
Red wine over everything?
I wish!
We were so d*unk we got turned away from Rios! Took 3 attempts to get back to Kings X as we kept falling asleep on the night bus and promptly fell asleep on the train and woke up just before Cambridge... "
You must have been bad if you were turned away at Rios. Next time just come to my place and sleep it off. The train station down the road will take you home when you wake up.
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