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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone counted the number of partner he/she had sex with?

It is curious that some people have sex with one person only in their own life....and some others have plenty of partners.. (and swinging is a very good opportunity.. )

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have absolutly no idea whatsoever how many people i have slept with, a few years ago i tried to work a rough estimate out and couldnt even get it to the closest couple of hundred so i gave up

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No I don't count... I don't see the relevance of the number.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not all swingers want an infinite list though, quality comes before quantity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6.5

6 full sex

0.5 a quick hand job and suckie suckie twenty dollar longtime.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh I should add.... I really dislike people who think the number has any relevance.

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

K not only knows how many she knows all there names - she keeps a flammin spreadsheet!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oh I should add.... I really dislike people who think the number has any relevance."

Dont think ive ever asked anyone how many people they have slept with, as long as its one or more im happy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"6.5

6 full sex

0.5 a quick hand job and suckie suckie twenty dollar longtime."

wanna make it 7.5???

i did start counting but then my bag got stolen and i lost my list lol

now i dont care - i found counting made me question myself etc so now i just go for fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile"

you always give great answers

nice new avatar btw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not all swingers want an infinite list though, quality comes before quantity "

yeah but theres a lot of quality out there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"6.5

6 full sex

0.5 a quick hand job and suckie suckie twenty dollar longtime.

wanna make it 7.5???

i did start counting but then my bag got stolen and i lost my list lol

now i dont care - i found counting made me question myself etc so now i just go for fun "

Id never even thought about counting until someone asked me and i tried to work it out by year It didnt make me question myself did make me realize how many you can actually get through without thinking about it so i didnt think anymore after that lol. These guys like woody allen who say they have slept with 10000 women how the hell can they know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've only slept with one lady, and that is Kate

I've shagged quite a few though

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have sometimes wondered if there is a magic number.... below that number you are still OK, but above that number you have been around the block too many times. If there is a magic number, what do you do when you get one away from it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

you always give great answers

nice new avatar btw"

Hi Eveshamgirlie and thank you - was just thinking the same about your new avatar.. looks really inviting xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I have sometimes wondered if there is a magic number.... below that number you are still OK, but above that number you have been around the block too many times. If there is a magic number, what do you do when you get one away from it

"

Well if i had to choose a magic number it would be infinity plus one lol.

Seriously though noone has ever asked me how many people ive slept with before a meet and be buggered if id tell them even if i did know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

"

Can hear a softly spoken... "i dont kiss and tell" somewhere

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

you always give great answers

nice new avatar btw

Hi Eveshamgirlie and thank you - was just thinking the same about your new avatar.. looks really inviting xxx"

jump on in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stopped tryihng to remember how many I had sex with more than 10y ago!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

Can hear a softly spoken... "i dont kiss and tell" somewhere "

With me, always.

What happens, between or on the sheets stays there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

you always give great answers

nice new avatar btw

Hi Eveshamgirlie and thank you - was just thinking the same about your new avatar.. looks really inviting xxx

jump on in "

On my way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting only the memorable ones.... and not in a sense of counting ... more in the sense of remembering with a huge smile

Can hear a softly spoken... "i dont kiss and tell" somewhere

With me, always.

What happens, between or on the sheets stays there.

"

although sometimes we so want to help pull the sheets back to get a yummy glimpse... lol xxx

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

Only one at a time for me. Not sure I could satisfy two in the same meet...

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I was going to count... but once I got passed fingers and toes I thought "fuck it!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was going to count... but once I got passed fingers and toes I thought "fuck it!!!" "

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes....;-)

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I was going to count... but once I got passed fingers and toes I thought "fuck it!!!"

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes....;-)"

1 and 2

2 and 10

2 and 10

Can I use yours too please lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was going to count... but once I got passed fingers and toes I thought "fuck it!!!"

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes....;-)

1 and 2

2 and 10

2 and 10

Can I use yours too please lol"

They are errrr busy at the moment.. you can... later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only one at a time for me. Not sure I could satisfy two in the same meet..."

Hey, a man who can handle donuts in the way you an... can handle anything

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have you lot used up your PM quota for the day?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx "

Why would they run away from you lol - if I were a man I would not.. but then being a women I would not either xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx "

oh so you will be able to tell which number i will be then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx

oh so you will be able to tell which number i will be then "

Mmm yes of course hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone "

Tart xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx "

You called, Vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?"

Luvs ya really xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx"

I know you'd not have me any other way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way "

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx "

Oh hun, it's cos you got little legs, you can;t run after them quick enough. I have the same prob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ohhhh this has just caused us to count

couldnt really say as we havent kept count but if you have say an avg of ten a year and start from year one then its a good estimate

found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx

Oh hun, it's cos you got little legs, you can;t run after them quick enough. I have the same prob "

Lol xx

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

3

If my left and right hands count seperately.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"ohhhh this has just caused us to count

couldnt really say as we havent kept count but if you have say an avg of ten a year and start from year one then its a good estimate

found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

Over how long a period lol?

mmmmm "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

mmmmm "

In what time.... one evening?

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone "

Thats exactly why K has a speadsheet - started it before she forgot lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

13 for me - yeah i started late and im catching up

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I was going to count... but once I got passed fingers and toes I thought "fuck it!!!" "

Surely you got to 21 though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ohhhh this has just caused us to count

couldnt really say as we havent kept count but if you have say an avg of ten a year and start from year one then its a good estimate

found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

mmmmm "

Wats that then starters lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"ohhhh this has just caused us to count

couldnt really say as we havent kept count but if you have say an avg of ten a year and start from year one then its a good estimate

found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

mmmmm

Wats that then starters lol xx "

And for main course?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx "

Promises promises

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"Anyone counted the number of partner he/she had sex with?

It is curious that some people have sex with one person only in their own life....and some others have plenty of partners.. (and swinging is a very good opportunity.. )"

I never really counted as some of it from my youth is a blur and i cant think that far back .

i dont tend to judge a person by the meets they have had these days, but think i did when i first started.

we are all here for sex which is the most natural thing for any human to do

,how much someone does it and with who is a personal choice .

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)"

Some of the gals are popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises "

Im shy really xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

Some of the gals are popular "

but if they (women) each only get 3 partners...assuming of course, the population is roughly 50:50?

;-)

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises

Im shy really xx "

SHY my left ....................

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

Some of the gals are popular

but if they (women) each only get 3 partners...assuming of course, the population is roughly 50:50?

;-)"

Someone somewhere is going without!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises

Im shy really xx

SHY my left ...................."

AM SO x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

Some of the gals are popular

but if they (women) each only get 3 partners...assuming of course, the population is roughly 50:50?

;-)

Someone somewhere is going without!!!"

either that... or the numbers are a big swingle...I mean swindle...

;-)

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises

Im shy really xx

SHY my left ....................

AM SO x "

yes you and me both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises

Im shy really xx

SHY my left ....................

AM SO x

yes you and me both "

Could you two please stop messing up my investigation of statistical evidence?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once tried to start making a list but gave up when I realised I didn't have a cat in hells chance of remembering everyone

Tart xx

You called, Vicar?

Luvs ya really xx

I know you'd not have me any other way

Id have ya anyway ya wanted lol xx

Promises promises

Im shy really xx

SHY my left ....................

AM SO x

yes you and me both "

Yeah whatever lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"

Someone somewhere is going without!!!

either that... or the numbers are a big swingle...I mean swindle...

;-)"

Or someone is exagerating how many women they had, heaven forbid lol

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Im shy really xx

SHY my left ....................

AM SO x

yes you and me both

Yeah whatever lol xx "

Let's just say you and I are shy in our own unique way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone somewhere is going without!!!

either that... or the numbers are a big swingle...I mean swindle...

;-)

Or someone is exagerating how many women they had, heaven forbid lol"

Nah, exaggeration does not happen in swinging lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ohhhh this has just caused us to count

couldnt really say as we havent kept count but if you have say an avg of ten a year and start from year one then its a good estimate

found a web site that said the avg no of partners for a man is 12 and a woman is 9

mmmmm "

In one session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Concerning me, I have just started entering this world, so I am far away from the big numbers and I still remember all my one to one stories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol actually David had a very similar response - he said is 'that per month'

i do know that i married the first time quite young - 19 - and only had him until i met my second husband - since then i cant imagine the boredom and frustration of what my life would have been like if i had stayed with my first

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

interesting. So there are always good reasons for overtaking boundaries and trying new experiences

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)"

Look.

3 men took place and 1 of them had 11 shags.

The second bloke was a married FAB member and he got 1 shag from another bloke parading as a single girl.

The third bloke was a single bloke on FAB and he's still trying.

So..average 4 shags.

Now then

3 women took place.

1 was pre menopausal and was in the throws of losing her virginity when she was asked so she could claim 1 shag.

Woman number 2 was mid menopausal and she sexually assaulted 2 men who pushed in front of her in the ice cream queue. 2 shags.

Woman number 3 was post menopausal and with no monthly interludes, no fear of pregnancy she had 6 shags.

So an average of 3 shags.

Stats huh .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

Look.

3 men took place and 1 of them had 11 shags.

The second bloke was a married FAB member and he got 1 shag from another bloke parading as a single girl.

The third bloke was a single bloke on FAB and he's still trying.

So..average 4 shags.

Now then

3 women took place.

1 was pre menopausal and was in the throws of losing her virginity when she was asked so she could claim 1 shag.

Woman number 2 was mid menopausal and she sexually assaulted 2 men who pushed in front of her in the ice cream queue. 2 shags.

Woman number 3 was post menopausal and with no monthly interludes, no fear of pregnancy she had 6 shags.

So an average of 3 shags.

Stats huh ..... "

someone gave this alot of thought lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ok. thanks to all for replying.

enjoy swinging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Before I ever answer that question I try and find out what's so important about it to the person asking.

If they think a man who has had too many lovers is bad, I say 20. If they're not bothered by it, I say 20.

The truth? Fuck knows.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

maths never was my strong point

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By *ngieandMrManCouple  over a year ago

hereford


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)"

That’s easy…

The Soapy Blokey from Stokey shagged them… I mean it wasn’t specified that the blokes only shagged women

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

off this site????,thats easy....NONE.not even a quickie hand job

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By *iss_serenityWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

ohh this is so bad but once i went to one of my mums work do's with her and what with them all being nurses and quite d*unk, it got round to how many people they had slept with and my sweet dear mum admitted to only sleeping with 3 in the whole of her life.

of course they asked me and i just smile and said i'm from a different way of living and left it at that lol.

and yeah, i knew roughly how many but really wasn't in the mood for the tongue lashing i would have got off her on the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

I have slept with more than some and less than others

Some very very memorable and some instantly forgettable

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By *ngieandMrManCouple  over a year ago

hereford


"I have slept with more than some and less than others

Some very very memorable and some instantly forgettable "

'Sleep' with you... I'd have a good go at keeping you awake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess whatever the number for any of us here, it is not enough or we wouldn't be here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ohh this is so bad but once i went to one of my mums work do's with her and what with them all being nurses and quite d*unk, it got round to how many people they had slept with and my sweet dear mum admitted to only sleeping with 3 in the whole of her life.

of course they asked me and i just smile and said i'm from a different way of living and left it at that lol.

and yeah, i knew roughly how many but really wasn't in the mood for the tongue lashing i would have got off her on the way home. "

psst.. it's at times like that when it is acceptable to lie. I've have said 6, double what your mum admitted to to reflect modern life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

That’s easy…

The Soapy Blokey from Stokey shagged them… I mean it wasn’t specified that the blokes only shagged women "

for goodness sakes, learn multiplication tut

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"ohh this is so bad but once i went to one of my mums work do's with her and what with them all being nurses and quite d*unk, it got round to how many people they had slept with and my sweet dear mum admitted to only sleeping with 3 in the whole of her life.

of course they asked me and i just smile and said i'm from a different way of living and left it at that lol.

and yeah, i knew roughly how many but really wasn't in the mood for the tongue lashing i would have got off her on the way home.

psst.. it's at times like that when it is acceptable to lie. I've have said 6, double what your mum admitted to to reflect modern life. "

Or you could really have fibbed and said actually it's 7. But i'm happy to not count Wishy.

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By *yber pimpMan  over a year ago

durham area


"I know the number of women lol but the number of men escaped me years ago xx "

if you got out the bath soapy, you could run faster and catch those escaping men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

try the lloyds pharmacy sexdegrees counter you might just be surprised at how many partners you have had.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was just thinking... if the number is 12 for men and 9 for women... that means that for every 3 shags a woman has... a man has 4!

Now it does not take rockets science to work out that there is a numerical misfit here... where does woman number 4 come from ....?;-)

That’s easy…

The Soapy Blokey from Stokey shagged them… I mean it wasn’t specified that the blokes only shagged women "

xx

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Anyone counted the number of partner he/she had sex with?

It is curious that some people have sex with one person only in their own life....and some others have plenty of partners.. (and swinging is a very good opportunity.. )"

A responsible person would keep note of who and what just in case they ever needed to contact them. It is something you really don't want to voice though as what ever way you look at it you don't come across in a good light. Realistically though if you stop friends you dont need to keep track.

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