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over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't "
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
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What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them? |
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over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't "
You're only 5'8" so you're almost a dwalf yourself. Definitely not a big boy. |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?"
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
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over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes"
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? It seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone. |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
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Please Miss, are sprites real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Please Miss, are sprites real?"
Sprites are real.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Please Miss, are sprites real?
Sprites are real.
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Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
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Pixies ARE real. They were at Glastonbury this year, although Black Francis has lost his edge and the new female vocalist isn't a patch on Kim Deal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Please Miss, are sprites real?
Sprites are real.
Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday "
No. There are sprites in Morrison ' s.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Pixies ARE real. They were at Glastonbury this year, although Black Francis has lost his edge and the new female vocalist isn't a patch on Kim Deal..."
Okay okay.
Leprechauns are really really real.
Shh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Please Miss, are sprites real?
Sprites are real.
Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday
No. There are sprites in Morrison ' s.
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Hang on, there are a couple of the cheeky buggers in my fridge. I bet that's why the cheese keeps disappearing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone."
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly. "
My accent gets stronger when I'm angry.
Maybe..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly. "
I got lucky!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never made any jokes about elfs that was others!?"
W caught a very short guy in our garden last night sitting there with his head between his legs....we asked if he was a gobblin and he said no he just had a nosebleed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
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Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
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Got a veri to prove that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
"
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
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Oooh great minds! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!"
Satan isn't real......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds! "
You know it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.
Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!
Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!
Satan isn't real........."
Satan is real it's dog that's not real.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.
Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!
Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.
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Just remember dwarves aren't elves.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone have one?
A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. "
So I'd have to call an idiot a pori? A person of restricted intelligence? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!
Satan isn't real.........
Satan is real it's dog that's not real.
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What's Stan's dog got to do with this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!
Satan isn't real.........
Satan is real it's dog that's not real.
What's Stan's dog got to do with this? "
Ah now..
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"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.
Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!
Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.
Just remember dwarves aren't elves.
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Do you mean erves ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it."
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women. |
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"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.
Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!
Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.
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Sir....I salute you.....its a fun thread and trippy when your sleep deprived....hats off to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women. "
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.
Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!
Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.
Just remember dwarves aren't elves.
Do you mean erves ?"
No......dwelves! |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo..."
Will someone pick those toys up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!
Satan isn't real........."
Onnn new love os nit woth luvung newt u sid zortan nit roul |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
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Dwarves, not real. This is an word created by J R R Tolkien to represent fictional characters. The plural of dwarf is dwarfs. |
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I have been looking at sky Lifetime's new series follows the lives of a group of little people including Elena Gant, who is known for doing a 'Little Britney' She is very sexy and I bet a lot of you men would . x
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.
What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?
Pixies not real.
Leprechauns...not real.
Elves not REAL.
Get real.
Dwarves, not real. This is an word created by J R R Tolkien to represent fictional characters. The plural of dwarf is dwarfs."
Thank you. |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women. "
 Your verifications speak volumes. Oh hang on. You use the site for forums and the odd couple. Got it. Knee deep in clunge off site then?
Better quality women than on here? Do you pay by the hour for their company and anything else is between consenting adults? |
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"Wait!!
It was insulting then funny then insulting again, where we at now?
I think we're at the confused stage"
I'm still laughing so carry on whatever you are doing |
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Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up"
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
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"Tyrion lannister game of thrones i would do so many things !
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If they look up Elena Gant on the net . she is a Actor and very small but fab and was born in Russia and her height 1.32 m . Things I bet men would love to do to her she can get to places most woman cant .
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones "
Lube? |
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
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Feck.
I've gone right off ya. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
"
I'd rather fuck a dwalf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
Feck.
I've gone right off ya. "
that would be the Nutella I bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?"
lube what |
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I'm sure there is a better medical terminology for that condition - but I can't remember it at the moment...
I don't have a dwarf fetish - but there is a hot girl who gets on my bus sometimes. Think it might actually be because she has a fantastic figure rather than she is a dwarf. |
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over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what"
Your massive thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what"
You weren't going to insert without lube were you? That's just plain nasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
Feck.
I've gone right off ya.
that would be the Nutella I bet"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what
Your massive thing. "
hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl
or would indeed require its own thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what
Your massive thing.
hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl
or would indeed require its own thread "
Ah come on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
Feck.
I've gone right off ya. "
Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind. |
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over a year ago
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"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?
I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't
You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes
Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!
This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.
Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.
I got lucky!
Not that kinda lucky though eh?
Oooh great minds!
You know it.
You know what?
Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.
I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!
Ooo...
Will someone pick those toys up
Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
Feck.
I've gone right off ya.
Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind. "
Not a biscuit..A Banana. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what
You weren't going to insert without lube were you? That's just plain nasty"
if i penertrate men lube is an option unless i wanna make them squeal
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont have a fetish
but i dont have a fetish for men either
so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones
Lube?
lube what
Your massive thing.
hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl
or would indeed require its own thread "
Don't leave us hanging, spill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we go back to funny? I like funny....especially a nice smooth shaved funny.....
I like a hurry chust.
I've got a cherry hest! Hiya! "
Hiya!
I always hear Alan Carr when people say 'Hiya!'. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
A girl giving a guy a blow job in a park.... Policeman sees what's happening walks over and says "if you don't stop that immediately I'll have to arrest you!! " girl turns her head to the side and saY's "my lips are cracked and sore..and I read that a chapsdick would make them better..!! "
I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! " |
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"A girl giving a guy a blow job in a park.... Policeman sees what's happening walks over and says "if you don't stop that immediately I'll have to arrest you!! " girl turns her head to the side and saY's "my lips are cracked and sore..and I read that a chapsdick would make them better..!! "
I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! ""
Chapsdicklipbalm needed.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone have one?
A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. "
Dwarfism is a medical condition that has numerous health problems attached to it, a person of restricted growth is a 'midget' of normal hearth. If you think there's no difference, call a dwarf a midget and see what happens  |
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"Anyone have one?
A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. Dwarfism is a medical condition that has numerous health problems attached to it, a person of restricted growth is a 'midget' of normal hearth. If you think there's no difference, call a dwarf a midget and
see what happens "
**health** |
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This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle. |
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"This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle."
im a dyslexic insomniac, I can't get no sheep |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, did I miss much since my last post?
just the op's date with a jar of Nutella I believe "
I am sure they will be very happy together. I will grab a coffee and read the rest of it, but thanks for the highlights |
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"A girl giving a guy a blow job in a park.... Policeman sees what's happening walks over and says "if you don't stop that immediately I'll have to arrest you!! " girl turns her head to the side and saY's "my lips are cracked and sore..and I read that a chapsdick would make them better..!! "
I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! "Chapsdicklipbalm needed.."
You can buy Lip Shit 
Can't post link but do a search for it. |
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"This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle.im a dyslexic insomniac, I can't get no sheep "
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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago
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" Iv not thrown my toys out the pram
It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.
Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!
So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!
So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.
Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.
Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!
Enjoy!
Feck.
I've gone right off ya.
Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind. "
Lol. Lovin this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping "
I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol
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"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol "
lol in the veg aisle |
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"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol
lol in the veg aisle "
yes there and getting the cream . lol at xmas . |
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"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in "
lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol |
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"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol "
That's very wicked lol Ants! |
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"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol
That's very wicked lol Ants!"
Lucky it wasn't peanut butter.....hungry badgers |
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"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol
That's very wicked lol Ants!
Lucky it wasn't peanut butter.....hungry badgers "
Aren't badgers aggressive? That would hurt |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I knew a girl at Uni who was a dwarf. I'm not sure what her exact condition was, but she had to go about in a motorised chair. I still thought she should have been disqualified from the limbo dancing contest, though. |
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"I knew a girl at Uni who was a dwarf. I'm not sure what her exact condition was, but she had to go about in a motorised chair. I still thought she should have been disqualified from the limbo dancing contest, though. "
Was it a lowrider chair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wont it be great when his hot blonde ties him up puts the nutella on then flops out 'her' huge cock and buggers him silly..
Ah the devil in me comes out.. Dont know about some but i love going to th supermarket and flirting, low cut top as you bend over feeling the melons, i may be a 'fat chick' but i get plenty of naughty smiles, just because we arent size 8's does not mean we cant have gorgeous faces and curves that send men wild |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've just read the entire thread in one go.
All I'm left with is cramp in my thumb from scrolling on my phone, a Nutella craving, and a wistful wondering why no one ever smiles at me in Tesco? |
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but I just can't help it 
Ah hey now, calling him a cock is a bit mean.... 
