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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. 
Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? 
Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. "
And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a mad day and I'm in need of a glass of bubbles so pull up a chair, nibbles are on the bar ,What's your tipple????? 
Port and lemon please x"
Ohh noo ports best savoured alone.... |
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please.
Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour?
Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of.
And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? "
A nibble on your nipple would be nice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please.
Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour?
Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of.
And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble?
A nibble on your nipple would be nice. "
Well since you mentioned it...nibble away.just don't let me spill your pint |
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please.
Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour?
Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of.
And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble?
A nibble on your nipple would be nice. "
Yesssss, we now have a topless barmaid.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please.
Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour?
Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of.
And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble?
A nibble on your nipple would be nice.
Yesssss, we now have a topless barmaid. "
Semi as your nibbling on one nipple |
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"Oh you have cake as well!?
Lemon or lime no cake just nibbles "
In that case lime...oh and I will have some fancydan flavoured popcorn, this is that hipster place everyone's talking about right!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner
No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... "
that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner
No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast "
She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex on the beach plz
Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere Yes I will lol, take extra clothes with me
No clothes allowed Sounds good to me *gets naked "
We are all naked anyhow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water, lots of water and painkillers please
Sending a gentle hug with that as you sound like you need one"
My head is on the verge of exploding  I'll find a quiet dark corner for all the wrong reasons |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Water, lots of water and painkillers please
Sending a gentle hug with that as you sound like you need one
My head is on the verge of exploding I'll find a quiet dark corner for all the wrong reasons "
Oh dear not good.hugggles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tall glass of water. To drink a wine spritzer please.
Ice n a slice? nibbles ?
No ice. What tempting nibbles are on offer?"
Well there were nuts, and a variety of tapas too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner
No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast
She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier "
belive I know the bouncer he is all male ,you must be thinking of the part time one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner
No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast
She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier belive I know the bouncer he is all male ,you must be thinking of the part time one "
Nah all female bouncers here...they can sort the men oot much better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honey jd help my cold
So would a lemsip
But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all "
No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honey jd help my cold
So would a lemsip
But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all
No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that? "
Thanx miss  |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?!
Pretty pleease with a cherry on top
Slips a nipple in the voddy "
Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honey jd help my cold
So would a lemsip
But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all
No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that?
Thanx miss "
Your welcome...and wrap up warm too x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?!
Pretty pleease with a cherry on top
Slips a nipple in the voddy
Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life "
Welcome to the Bar for life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Champagne cocktail please followed by a malt whiskey double
Ive Jb or Jd?
Jack Daniels would be very nice indeed. Fancy sharing one?"
Im still on the champers but once im done hell why not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh can I have a mint chocolate martini please !! Yum !!
Oh and a big hunky guy to be between me and the pringles . ..eaten far too much and I can't resist the Lil buggers lol x "
Ohh I drank those in Mexico how yum are they...and the sexy man take your pick enjoy |
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"Oh can I have a mint chocolate martini please !! Yum !!
Oh and a big hunky guy to be between me and the pringles . ..eaten far too much and I can't resist the Lil buggers lol x "
Once you pop you can't stop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx"
I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho "
That's ok - i'm right off nuts today!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho
That's ok - i'm right off nuts today! "
How about sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh can I have a Dirty Martini, and a bottle of red for the table please
And a triple vodka, lemon and lime for you "
If im having voddy its with fresh oj...so thanks but will pass on the lemon n lime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho
That's ok - i'm right off nuts today!
How about sausage? "
I'm never averse to a tasty sausage! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol. "
Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx |
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol.
Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx"
Thankyou Paula, my round next so down the hatch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs.
Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur?
You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx
I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol.
Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx
Thankyou Paula, my round next so down the hatch. "
Tell ya what - i'll buy em all night on here - and you buy em all night at Xtasia? |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?!
Pretty pleease with a cherry on top
Slips a nipple in the voddy
Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life
Welcome to the Bar for life "
If am now in the bar for life best find out what your favourite poison is?? For when am not licking voddy off nipples of course, have to pace ourselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhh it Christmas folks season of goodwill and all that
Didn't hear any one say - and what ever your having yourself Zoya
And she s running low on glasses so could you bring back your empties. Fellow barman here from Ireland if u need a hand behind the bar |
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